Lord of The Curry

Flair's probably given that soliders medal to HHH by now.

You should dress up like the Burt Reynolds zombie.

All Chris has to do is make it to the final two and he's got it won, regardless of who he goes up against.

A gorilla that had more promise in him then any WWE wrestler in the last 5+ years.

It's John Fucking Locke. He is on nobodys side because nobody is altogether on his side. Lone wolf, baby.

Have you seen the Spongebob movie yet, Banky?

Next week may be Locke's greatest chance to shine yet. I'm predicting a top 5 episode for next week, 'cause the Locke vs Ethan showdown has gots to happen. Out of left-field call: Locke is saved when Ethan is stabbed by...........Walt.

Nobody can fuck with our military. Or our methods of tranportation during war.

Trish is the only female with a remotely interesting character. That's the best I can give. Loss is definetly President of the Trish Stratus Fan Club.

RIP Mormon Tittayyyys. Ryan and Kris and Hayden and Aaron could easily just take this entire race and own it.

I'd be feelin' Benoit/Jericho vs Edge/Christian for the tag titles at WrestleMania more then Edge sucking against Michaels.

Justice might be around because of *ahem*, the UPN influence.

EC at The Rumble seems like too much in one place. The Rumble itself is a big enough sell and taking all of the top RAW guys out of the match may not work. I don't have any faith in the SD crew delivering any memorable moments on the show if they're left to anchor the Rumble.

HHH isn't an idiot and methinks after seeing the way the crowd has taken to Batista in the last few weeks he may seriously be reconsidering his plan to make himself Flair and make Orton the new Sting at WrestleMania. Now, HHH as Flair and Batista as Vader on the other hand..........

I was joking around but the concept of Jack being an abortionist is pretty good. Though Locke eating the fetus ala Christopher Reeve on South Park does carry a certain amount of panache to it.

If Cena was working with Benoit, Flair, Michaels, Jericho and HHH for the last 8 months he'd be 10x the wrestler Orton is by now.

Locke wants to kill Claire's baby and harvest it's delicious stem-cells so that if they ever get rescued he can walk again.

I only saw bits and pieces of this weeks preview because my annoying father was talking while I was trying to watch. I remember seeing Hurley say "We've gotta find out who did this to her" which makes me think that something more serious then nightmares is happening with Claire. I'm calling self-mutilation on this one.

CanadianChick: A winner is you for the new sig.

Gotta love the 3-pronged way in which they fucked over the fans last night: 1) Ok, so the Battle Royal isn't for the World Title. But the winner will be get a world title shot later in the night. 2) Ok, so there wasn't a definetive winner in that match. So we'll have a triple threat match and THEN there will be a decisive winner. 3) Wait, sorry, we can't have a decisive winner in the triple threat match either. Vince must hate Baltimore with a passion for you to get that level of screwy booking. It's also become glaringly obvious that the fans would rather see Batista vs HHH for the World Title at this point rather then Orton vs HHH, which means they'll have to push Orton extra-hard in these coming weeks.

"All along the watchtower" comes to mind immediatly.

That Vince is such a card.

I hope Bush enjoys his Alberta beef.

Zounds.

So, is this going to be a two-hour battle royal? Or are the wrestlers going to work seperate matches and still compete? Is it going to be done Royal Rumble-style or everybody in the ring at the same time? Probably not that way, so I see guys like Richards, Venis, Tomko, Dean etc. lasting under a minute before they're tossed.