Lord of The Curry

Wrestler of the Year: Chris Benoit. I'm not refuting any of the points Rudo stated but I didn't watch SD enough or order any of their PPV's so I can't in good standing pick Eddy over Benoit. MOTY: Eddy vs Brock, No Way Out. Honourable mentions: Benoit vs Lesnar, SD and Benoit vs Michaels in Arizona. Tag Team of the Year: La Res. Grenier is passable and Conway is in my Top Five Workers on RAW right now. Newcomer of the Year: Nobody worth mentioning. Most improved wrestler: Batista. I went from not giving a shit at all about him to being a fan. Feud of the Year: Nothing comes close to Foley vs Orton.

I'm getting a serious Alanis Morisette vibe from Hayden.

Maybe they were just thirsty and knew that there would be a ready supply of Coke in the house.

If their idea was to reinforce the notion of RVD being a hardcore wrestler then this would've been the perfect oppurtunity to use the RVD/Dreamer match from RAW in 2002 that made the Hardcore Belt a part of the IC Belt.

Why are people caring about this so much? It's Renee Dupree for fucks sake. I doubt this will damage his ability to do the French Tickler (his only use) or prevent us all from staring at his bulge every week on SD. Wrestling needs more spontaneous shoot beatdowns at house shows to get the crowds talking.

Juggy may have the jugs but Lena's rack is nicer IMO and her face smoke's Haydens six ways from Sunday. Plus, ya know, STRIPTEASE INSTRUCTOR. Cheers to Starvenger for those pics.

Wouldn't Vengence count as a title defense for Benoit too?

Jon looks like he lays it down like fuckin' Dolemite on his bitch next week. The Mormon Tittay was fantabulous. Lena has the best rack in the history of reality tv and I challenge somebody to find one better.

A-Train is miles ahead of Batista and I'd probably put Goldberg above him too.

Agent kills hookers?

Holly is Lou Thesz 2004. Takin' care of business- the old school way.

Watch it with those zingers, dude. Just cause it's the internet doesn't mean you can't hurt peoples feelings. Both Benoit and Guerrero as champions got screwed over but Benoit probably wins just because he managed to keep his job. That should be reason enough considering that Kahran did a great job of showcasing the other stuff.

Saturn wasn't fired for stiffing the indy dude, though he was punished with that God-awful Moppy gimmick so I guess that's as good as being fired.

Isn't it known that if the weed is tinged with white then it's always good?

Love the Gerry Boyle quote dude. No Woman No Cry got robbed.

I think he's trying to avoid going into the realm of ghosts and spirits for whatever reason. The Ents are real. The closest thing you ever really get to anything ethereal in the trilogy is Galadriel freaking out.

Eddy definetly ranks high on the most fucked up physique list. His torso is small but about 6 inches up his chest and ribs begin to enlarge and his chest looks huge at times compared to his relatively smaller legs.

Haas? Come on now. I know the dude is a good wrestler but he couldn't (as a face at least) get the crowd to care about his match if his life depended on it.

Tonight was the first episode of Arrested Development that I've actually sat down and watched entirely, partly due to an article in this months GQ about how criminally underrated it was. Rest assured it won't be my last viewing. Holy fuck that is the funniest show on TV today, easy. Who knew Jason Bateman was so goddamn hilarious? Portia Del Rossi looks a lot more delicious then I remember her looking on Ally McBeal and Jeffrey Tambour is money in whatever he does. "Your knee is on my heart." " That cousin of yours is something special. Too bad you can't date her, huh?" (And the sons reaction is just a perfect follow-up). " This is your father" *Hold up giant purple-blueish photo*. The mom freaking out whenever the Private Eye shows up is awesome.

The official shirt of Gene Snitsky:

Dudleyz vs Storm/Venis, two weeks before WrestleMania this year. Low-end MOTYC IMO.

Cena has never looked like a legit badass. Ever.

Mike posts a Noam Chomsky quote in his sig to counteract C-Bacons. CURRENT EVENT WARFARE~!

I liked the white boots he wore @ WM. He never rocked the bicycle shorts in 2004 IIRC.

Why are we debating about the crap that clogs up the RAW thread when there is so much more crap that clogs up this forum? Priorities, people.