Lord of The Curry

Jericho should make HHH walk his dog and clean up after it.

Not sure what you said 'Ouch' for, that wasn't a flame or anything. But if speculation elicts those kinds of responses from you, have fun.

I'm thinking that what Cole meant to say was that Spike had a 25% chance of retaining the belt, he's already won it.

I tend to wonder which "A-list TSMer" subliminal_animal really is. Gimmick account obviously. Probably a PBP that a MOD is protecting for whatever reason.

I eagerly look forward to the release of Powellematic

This is for Canadians only but the Harvey's commercial advertising their Black Angus Burger with the dude pushing the barbeque into the pool is fucking great.

I'm smelling Benoit vs Edge in a blowoff match as Benoit's choice match for the week. Maven might try and front on Snitsky. Jericho I have no idea but HHH is a pretty good bet. Orton I'm clueless on.

It's not just the pose, it's the fact that he'll do it for no reason. It's like he wants a reward or something.

WHAT WORKED - Nice lil CW match to start things off. Good pacing as they didn't blow all their spots in once sequence. Funny how Kidman is a heel but the entire place was on their feet when he went for the SSP. Rey's hurracanrana to Kidman on the apron popped my theatre like a ma'fucka. Spike's goatee is so much better then Snitsky's. - The Snitsky/Heidenreich confrontation. The whole thing. Comic gold. - Christians new music and jacket/hoodie combo rocked bells. Solid match with Benjamin giving the performance that made him PPV MVP for me. The slingshot reverse suplex was fuckin' hot. - Heidenreich's punches are really nice. - The extended camera shots of Trish's cleavage. WHAT DIDNT - Cena and Big Show do absolutely nothing for a match that was absolutely nothing. Way to use Cena correctly. - Despite JBL bumping like a freak Booker and him never gelled together well enough to make any kind of a good match. My theatre popped way too hard for Josh Matthews. - What was the point of that Maven angle? Oh, right. Snitsky vs Maven. Joy. - Benoit and Batista are eliminated before Maven which makes me cry. - Orton's pose is one of the worst in a long time. He catches heel heat everytime he does it and those boo's will only continue. - The RAW match started off well enough but fell apart pretty much after Batista was eliminated. This "Stone Cold Orton" thing is starting to get annoying.

*Rimshot*

No deal.

It's hilarious if you pretend to not care about it.

How have you not been banned yet? Seriously.

The culmination of this gimmick would be the surprise appearance of Gene Snitsky on Smackdown as a kind of "Encino Man" for the new age. Only he can defeat Heidenreich because he knows what it's like to be frozen and only then can truly understand the frozen Nazi mentality. Encino Snitsky's manager? Ric Flair.

Did Cena fly back from Australia just for this? Because if so I don't see Eddy's team losing.

I'm quite certain the board would collapse under the weight of his genius if he were to do that.

Straight up. Interesting fact: Tom Sizemore was also a Michael (Cheritto) in another great film, Heat. Obvious fact: He was the showstealer both times. Too bad he got capped right in the brainpan in Heat, if it had been anywhere else he'd have no-sold it and kept on running with that little girl tucked under his arm. Damn Pacino.

Another fun 'Mortal story gets added to the archives. Best food to eat while high? Fresh fruit. And gum. Lots of gum. The chewing will enrapture you for a good while.

Great quote in your sig, Funk. Sgt. Mike Horvath 4 life.

This isn't failed humour, everything Inc does is usually failed, period. But he'll keep on posting and give us all a few cheaps laughs so he should probably stick around.

Do you two need some private time together?

Instead of replying I am instead choosing to post this picture of Bea Arthur. I think it is a sufficent visual aid in regards to the comments Crono just made.

Somebody needs to tell this poor kid that "the business" extends past WWE.

You forgot to put [Drama Queen] [/Drama Queen] at the end of your quote regarding the match deciding the very life of the business.

To: Duncan Eternia. Re: Your sig. Shorten that shit down. The Heidenreich idea is gold.