Lord of The Curry

*BUMPITY BUMP* Wednesday, November 3, 8/7c "The Moth" Charlie begins a painful journey of withdrawal from drugs, surprisingly aided by Locke, whose true motive for helping Charlie is a mystery. Meanwhile, survivors struggle to find and free Jack when he's buried alive in a cave collapse, and someone might be secretly thwarting Sayid, Kate, and Boone when they enact a plan to find the source of the French transmission. - Is Locke saving the delicious columbian baby powder for himself? - Is Jack going to take this as a sign that moving to the caves was a bad idea? - Will they show Shannon in various states of undress to make up for her abscence last week? - Will Jin and Sayid have the island showdown we've all been waiting for? - What's going on with The Thing in The Jungle? - Who's thwartin' the efforts? Early guesses would point to Locke on that one.

I'm so out of it right now, damn confusing American coverage. How far up would taking Nevada put Kerry?

I'm not ashamed in the least to admit that I know all the lyrics to "Dance magic dance".

I don't think God hates Prince that much. Probably just jealous that he never thought up a song called 'Pussy Control'.

You seem like the type of guy who would make his own prescription drugs.

That's what the WWE is trying to do... or at least it's what they're appearing to try and do. But much like saying "HHH is not on RAW" all night on RAW, saying "Please don't hate me because I am Arabic" is planting things in the fans' minds. The WWE isn't very good with subtle; they're too busy spelling everything out. For serious, I was actually thinking -jokingly- that they'd give him a translator ala Berlyn in WCW - they did it the other way around but still, it's a heat device and they did it right off the bat. Like Simon Dean and him calling the fans fat. Rather than a legitimate desire to help people lose weight, they just made him an asshole. I hate when the WWE does their "BOO ME NOW!" or "CHEER ME NOW!" spots. It's all so forced. Which is not to say that I totally hated the Hussan segment. I liked how they entered the shot and turned around to cut the promo, almost statesman like. Hussan has a great look, but it's not necessarily unique to the WWE, physique-wise. He had a good amount of poise and projected the words well. The manager had a good look to him as well - almost like the Arabic Harvey Whippleman... or should I say Persian... I really hope they don't do the obvious thing with him and put him with JR and the King to announce Hassans matches. I don't think I like where this is going, though. The message the WWE looks to be giving is "Being Different is Bad". When ever Hassan has his prayer, the fans will boo and his opponent will be like "what the fuck?" and JR and the King will reluctantly say things like "we _have to_ respect his religion and beliefs" while they roll their eyes. Rather than, say, having a face wrestler go up to Hassan and say "Hey man, I think it's cool to see an Arabic wrestler in the WWE. There's a lot of bad vibes goin around the world right now and it's good to see a positive side to Islam. I wouldn't mind learning some things from you, to help my understanding... if the fans boo you, shake it off man, this is the WWE, you gotta earn respect here. But whatever happens, don't be ashamed of who you are". But that would be silly and wouldn't get heat. "Derka derka derka, Muhammad Jihad" BOOOOOOOO! "I guess the WWE fans have the right to voice their opinion too, eh King?" "That's what bein American is all about!" If Hussan goes around putting Jihad's on people this gimmick could be money.

List of cereal's that are unknown to be available in Canada: - Cocoa crispies (most cereal to make milk into chocolate milk) - Corn Pops that are shaped kinda like an almond. The Canadian version is a ball. - Frankenberry - Your Cocoa Pebbles are flakes, in Canada they're similar to your Corn Pops - Cookie Crisp - Spongebob Squarepants Cereal - That mini cinnamin bun cereal.

Curry for Kerry in 2004. You have no idea how bad G.W make you look. And I know you're not bad. You have things I like, such as Scarlett Johannsen, Samoa Joe and lots of cereals I can't get here in Canada. But get the monkey out. Kerry may suck but at least it's a different kind of suck.

That fan who said "Hey Nova, you suck" while Dean was going up the ramp deserves a trophy of some kind. That was fucking hilarious.

Eaten any good or interesting food's you'd care to share with us, Dames?

Holy fuck. Rampage is DEAD. D-E-A-D. Bobish falling down was gold.

The Undertaker and Steve Austin are probably Republicans also. I don't know about Eddie Guerrero. Don't Latino people love Bush up somethin' fierce?

How do you "observe" Halloween?

Ever since that night in '89 I've always cared, Dames.

Anybody who goes trick-or-treating on any night that is not October 31'st deserves to get anally violated with a tootsie roll.

Hey, Dames is reading this thread. Cool. *shrugs* *looks around room* Benoit rules. *walks out of room*. Oh, and this thread?

The funniest part of that Regal segment was how unrealistic the colour of his urine was. Something like a forest green if I remember correctly.

Sweet getup, vivi. I'll be going as the zombie priest from 28 Days Later.

Yeah, because this thread hasn't been done to death.......... Could a MOD put this thing to sleep? If people want to talk about SS so much to the point of starting multiple threads then somebody should just make the "OAO Surivor Series Discussion" thread.

Luke Wilson's boss.

"It's because of the war and the election." And yet they will follow this formula in January too.

Did you just refer to Evangeline Lily as "Evie"? 'Cause that just got you ten Gay Points. Jack finding the stones doesn't "definetly" mean anything. I think they were there for contrast purposes. Perhaps the light and the dark that Locke talked about was the foreshadowing of the two groups splitting up?

"Yeah, you like that, don't you bitch?" - Lost, to me tonight Yeah. Top Five of All Time easily. - Jin is a fucking Yakuza hitman~!~! - Sayid and Sawyer. So good. - Charley's emotion when he found his gee-tar. - Sun. She took that entire episode and made it hers. - Team Sawyraqi vs The Jack Attack should be very interesting. Where the fuck were Shannon and Boone and Claire? This better be explained next episode as I went w/out a Maggie Grace fix tonight. There is more potential on this show for long-term success then any show with less then 5 years under their belt. Without question the best show on TV right now. It's a good time to be Lost.

I had the weirdest idea that other night that Sayid was going to be stubborn this week's episode and stay on the beach and later on they find him slaughtered with all kinds of weird footprints surrounding him. Twisted but I'd freak regardless if it happens.

Listen hear Rudo I have actually had a wrestler try and beat me up after a show because a yelled during his match that he was working the wrong shoulder. So I know what thr fuck I am talking about here. If I called a balck guy a nigger at a wrestling show or anywhere else, I DESERVE eveything I get. Its that fucking simple. You honestly deserved every second of that threat for being such a smark-ass child. Have fun at wrestling shows but for God's sake leave the internet shit at home.