Lord of The Curry

4 Words. Barbed.Wire.Coat.Hanger.

So I'm watching the episode tonight about the Tooth Fairy and the kids finding out about her not being real. So, when did the fantasy barrier get blown the fuck up for you? I found out about Santa when I was aboot 8, quite a shock at the time. Assumptions about said Fairy and The Easter Bunny soon followed.

I could see it being Benoit vs HHH, just to fuck with all the internet smarks who voted for Benoit.

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I'm trying to think of all the funny "Fetus on a pole match" jokes to come up with but I can't rightly do it. Maybe because I've known people who'd had miscarriages and seen what they go through, but this angle is just bad. I'm talkin' Katie Vick bad.

As much as I can't stand him now, Flair in the 80's was the perfect model for what HHH should be doing today. Note how Flair was able to job, put guys over and make them look good and still retain his heat and be considered a top guy. Flair did this without resorting to outright burying guys. HHH is unable to do the last part of my above statement.

That sig had me laughing for 30 seconds flat. Thanks for the good times.

Why doesn't this forum have "OAO Kerry Bashing" and "OAO Bush Bashing" threads? It would be so much easier. Then again, it would reduce the amount of threads in here by about 75%........

If HHH respects wrestlers as much as people says he does how come he has so much difficulty in properly putting somebody over? 'Cause to me that's the biggest sign of respect.

HHH could bring up the fact that Benjamin had beaten Orton twice cleanly before going down to injury. Remember, you're assuming WWE will remember past history, something they don't excell in. We'll be lucky if we get any reasoning at all besides the usual "If this is the kind of guy who beats me then I want him on my side" explanation from HHH. Plus, a Benjamin-Batista tag team would be pretty swank.

A Benjamin turn leading to him joining Evolution tonight is a pretty good possibility, IMO.

If Conway was given the push that Orton has with a more developed character, agreed. The guy has already shown that he has been gifted with more in-ring skills then Orton and his mic work would probably be better too.

No wonder, I mean, a black person in a position of power in WWE? Unheard of.

Rudy. I still get harassed for that one.

They should announce her as "Jackie Gaydahaas" from now on. Yes, I realize the spelling. It's purposeful.

Don't front on the 905. We hold it down f'real.

After reading the story about Andre bangin' some broad the term "lion raping a rabbit" has made it's way into my vocab. Bless you, DVDVR.

That match kicked ass, canned heat or not.

Danielson/Ki vs Lyger/Joe. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. While obviously a straight-up Joe/Lyger, Ki/Lyger or (my pick) Danielson vs Lyger would be great but it was obvious from the start that ROH would use Lyger to get over as many guys as possible. This also will do nothing but build for the Danielson/Joe match that's coming up, something that could easily go down as the best match in ROH history. Hopefully those DVD's is out by X-Mas, that way I won't have to pay the shipping fees.

Here's a fun tip kids: Click them all one after another and let your mind be blown.

Is SD actually live next week? Or is it, ya know, possible that it's a highlight show and they're fucking with you all.

Yeah, just noticed that. Fuck, it's all about Danielson in Fall of 2004.

My condolences. Hope you make it through this ok.

*Looks at all the people in this thread talking about Benjamin being a top player* *Watches WrestleMania 19* LOL. And exactly how many black main eventers has there been since then?

If Jericho could take down Goldberg it'd be no problem for Angle. Taker vs Goldberg is the money match because both of them would try and work their fantasty psuedo-MMA styles into the match but it wouldn't be done correctly all the time so it would be hilarious.