Lord of The Curry

Thesz would make Angle his bitch.

Is Angle strong enough to take Show down from a double-leg? Cause all Show would have to do is sprawl (if you could call if that) and put all his weight down on Angle's back and neck, in which case, Kurt be fucked.

If you think that this is a good thing you quite obviously didn't see their match at Backlash.

Angle is very strong but strong enough to take Show down from the clinch? Doubtful. Yes, Show would probably be gassed early on but like somebody said, it's not a PRIDE fight, it's a streetfight. Angle would need to either formulate a game plan from the get-go and stick to it or pick his points when it comes to attacking Show because if Show got ahold of Angle even for a second it'd be all over. Say Angle did take Show down, then what? Mount him and reign down punches? Show has tossed around guys bigger then Angle before, it wouldn't be a thing for him to just shift his weight and move Angle off of him. Show takes the fight, easy. Even a winded Big Show could break Kurt Angle's neck with his bare hands.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Statement: The WWE killed off any chance of a "fantasy-booking" scenario when they botched the Invasion angle w/ WCW in 2001.

CONTINUED Long: Alright, alright, now it's my turn to holla. Now Mark, three months ago at the Great American Bash PPV you were told what the finish was going to be for the Concrete Crypt Match. What exactly was that finish? Taker: Uh........I.....uh.....I don't remember. Long: Well then let me refresh your memory. The finish was that after you were done beating The Dudleyz you were supposed to press the "Don't drown Paul Bearer in cement" button. Did you press that button? Taker: Maybe I did. Long: No, Mark, you didn't. And the fact that you did 10 tequila shots before the match wouldn't have anything do with that, would it? Taker: Ain't mah fault. That damn Mex-ee-can over there is the one who gave me the tequila. Long: Eddy? Is this true? Eddy: Kurt convinced me it would be good for my career. He hasn't led me astray so far. *Angle smirks* Angle: It's true, it's damn true. Long: Very cute Kurt, we all know the line. JBL, I believe you were next. JBL: How ya'll doin'? I'm John Bradshaw Layfield, proud citizen of the United States of America. Now Mark, you and I have had some really good times. We've watched each others back on numerous occasions. Without you giving him a stern talking-to that blabbermouth Edge might actually have said something to the brass. And I in turn have promised you a clean job at No Mercy for the title. But I can't condone what you're doing to your body. Taker: I'm fine, I just need a little juice to give me a lift. *Taker lunges for the JD again and is restrained* JBL: But I knew that you had gone too far during that tour we did in Germany a while back. If I'd have known that you had drank a whole bottle of Goldschlagger before giving me advice before the match I'd have never done that whole Nazi saulte thingy. Did I get that right? *Camera pans off-set to see Vince McMahon with a wide smile on his face, nodding* TO BE CONTINUED

*Undertaker enters his dressing room in a drunken stupor, complete with beergut and "NASCAR 2004" tank top. There is a circle of chairs and seated are Theodore R. Long, Kurt Angle, Eddy Guerrero, JBL, Chief of Staff Orlando Jordan and Paul London*. *Undertaker ignores them and begins rummaging around* Long: Looking for this, Mark? *Long holds up a bottle of JD* *Taker does the zombie eye-roll* Taker: Sweet sweet JD. *Taker begins the zombie walk towards the bottle and is restrained by JBL and Angle* JBL: Ease up, big fella. We're all friends here. We've come to help you. *Taker cocks one eye and glares at JBL* Taker: I told you before.....................I don't need help. I'm fine. Now GIMME THAT BOOOOOOOOZE~!~!~ Long: Now hold up playa. You used to be one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. A locker room leader, somebody the young guys could look up to. Young guys like Orlando Jordan here. Jordan: Hey Mark........remember me? We used to have something going back in the day for 2 episodes. *There is a flicker of recognition in Takers eyes but he doesn't respond* London: Hey, what about me? *JBL punches London in the neck and kicks him in the back* Long: We've called you here because we want you to confront your demons. Angle: Mark, we know that you're drinking before your matches. The staff and the wrestlers have all seen you do it. Now each of us has prepared a statement to let you know how your drinking has affected us. Eddy, I believe that you wanted to go first. Eddy: No I didn't. *Angle smirks* Eddy: What the fuck was that for, holmes? Angle: Nothing. Just read the damn statement. Eddy: Mark, two weeks ago I asked you to look after my daughter while I went out and worked a match. When I came back I found out that you were outside the arena attemping to sell my daughter for a 6 pack of Budweiser. *A tear rolls down Takers cheek ala the old Indian dude from the cigarette commercials* TO BE CONTINUED

This is the greatest thing.......................E-V-E-R. It would be great. Like Sandman 2004 but with more mysoginism and cursing.

This can't possibly qualify as boxing, seeing as how boxing isn't, ya know, fixed.

"The Barfly" Mark Calloway = Ratings. "Hey there pretty lady, I'll show you a good time."- Undertaker, to every single woman on Smackdown.

Something tells me that we'll finally see that clean HHH victory over Benoit very soon..........

I love Arn but there's no way he's better then Benoit (cept on the mic, obviously.) It's been said before but it needs to be said again; Arn would make a great mouthpiece for Benoit.

I'm torn because I LOVED Collateral too but this one, if i see it again, could top Collateral. To be fair I'll probably see them both again.

Not that you know of. It's Test so we can at least be sure it's happened.

That was a grand flick. And yes, very loving. This, to me, is going to be the Lost in Translation of 2004. People are either going to dig how simple, beautiful and sublime the movie is or they'll say "But nothing happened" and choose to rag on it. WHAT WORKED - BRAFF. Now there's only 4 slots left in the Best Actor categories this year. The most perfectly awkward performance in a long, long time. The nervous twitches, the goofy smiles and those eyes that don't miss anything and take in the world like he's a child seeing everything anew. - PORTMAN. Now there's only 4 slots left in the Best Actress categories this year. Performance of her career, bar none. Princess Who? Exactly. She hits this one out of the park and it shows through in everything about her character. - Saasgaard once again proves himself to one of the most talented guys working today (again.) - The Soundtrack was choice. Coldplay, Simon and Garfunkel, The Shins, Iron and Wine amongst others. Great stuff. - The filming style was so......................real. Everything about this movie had a certain feeling of legitimacy to it that came across well. WHAT DIDNT - Not enough Holm.

You mean Backlash 2000 when he was injured and couldn't wrestle until the fall?

Goldberg was over enough and IIRC did good enough ratings-wise as champ to warrant a title-push from the get-go. Steiner could've used the buildup, and by buildup I mean "Let's give the fans a chance to see Scott botching moves on mid-carders before we unleash him on our ME guys".

Hopefully JAxl is drunk when typing this because it takes a special case to drive drunk, make light of the nature of the situation, say they learned no lesson and then when people (rightfully) tear into him for it say "I learnt my lesson and stopped driving."

"Only One" by Yellowcard. God it felt good to get that one out. The violins part totally owns.

It's about 40 mins. long, it's got a rundown of the characters, settings, music and animation. Really good stuff.

When me and Rudo went to ECW in their only show ever in Canada New Jack was supposed to be out with a foot injury. Suffice to say the marking out was at fever pitch when New Jack made a surprise return to do a run-in on Justin Credible and Rhino. One of the biggest live "buckwildshit" moments I've ever been a part of. Thanks for that, Jerome.

Anybody doubting Benoit needs to check out the promo he did in the Bonus Features section of the Royal Rumble 2003 DVD. Or the promo he did in the Special Features section of the Vegence 2002 DVD. Both of them very good.

The pics account for Vince's huge ego, his losing touch with reality is why the ratings are down.

Are you going to actually, ya know, elaborate on your points or just continue to look like a mook and say "Benoit is bad."?