Lord of The Curry

Please, tell me what that one looked like. Lesnar's face was probably goofy looking. Rock: Brock Lesnar, The Rocks knows you farted. Brock: What are you gonna do?

If you're close enough a "Lita is a Dumas" sign would be brilliant, TD91.

Don't count out an attempt at an Edge heel turn. Remember, WWE philosophy is "Well, the crowd in his hometown loves him so they'll hate him if we turn him heel." Because it worked WONDERS for Benoit in Edmonton.

Angle looks like he knows a really cool secret that nobody else knows.

I have no fucking idea why I'm typing this up. Wait, I do. It's because I'm at work and don't want to do work. World Heavyweight "Championship" Match, Chris Benoit vs Randy Orton Poor Benoit. Poor poor Benoit. If he jobs tonight it will be one of the most singularly obvious burials since Chris Jericho. He was an afterthought on RAW and the last time we saw him he was getting pedigreed to the mat. The match itself I think has the potential to be damn good, possibly **** if Orton has his working boots on (Benoits are permanently glued to his feet). Of course, Benoit could easily go over because the WWE has really no other way to send the crowd home happy (unless Taker goes over in the ME). Should win: Benoit Will win: Still undecided. WWE Championship, JBL vs Undertaker This match could surprise people. Taker hasn't been offensive in a while and JBL is a heat machine, especially in Canada. Both are MMA fans so I expect a few stolen spots plus neither is afraid of working snug. Of course, this match could also involve John Heindreich so it also has the potential to blow ass. Should win: JBL Will win: JBL Eddy Guerrero vs Kurt Angle This is the match I'm most looking forward to on the card (that's assuming I order the show). Their Mania match was good but it was lacking something that made it special. They gave the submissions too much attention which I felt took away from the match. This match, if worked properly, could be awesome. Eddy isn't at 100% and neither is Angle but both of them will probably end up going balls out regardless. Should win: Angle Will win: Angle HHH vs Eugene Whateverthefuckever. Should win: HHH, because in the end, Eugene is still a retard. Will win: The retard. WWE United States Championship match that's not for the United States Championship, John Cena vs Booker T File this match under "W" for "Why?". Giving Cena the title at SummerSlam makes sense so I guess that's why it isn't happening here. Should win:Cena Will win: Cena Triple Threat Match for the IC Title, Chris Jericho vs DAVE vs Edge I'm giddy at the thought of DAVE potentially out-popping the two Canadians but then I realize that Canadians are fiercely loyal to their hometown boys, even though Jericho is faux-Canuck. DAVE will make for a good x-factor in this match and could be used to tell a good story if he goes over (Jericho and Edge are too focused on each other, allowing DAVE to sneak in and take the match). Should win: DAVE Will win: Edge. 6 Man Tag, Team Tiny vs The Dudleyz Will probably be fun for what it is, which will be about 5 minutes of spots. Should and will win: Team Tiny Kane vs Matt Hardy This is a joke, right? Winner: Nobody Loser: The fans, for having to sit through this angle. Diva Dodgeball That Trish Stratus is one hot piece of ace. I know from expirience. And Joy has nice ta-ta's.

As much as I love DAVE I doubt that the show was moved because of a potential face reaction.

So is Inc dead or what?

Why is this thread still open?

I'm here for you, dude. At least for another 15 minutes or so before I go play X-Box. Did you ever find anybody to grab weed off of?

Anybody who thinks Undertaker is being "fed" to Bradshaw doesn't know Undertaker very well. When was the last time he was "fed" to anybody?

"Benoit deserves better" "This Game is retarded" "Flair: Still crazy after all these years" "MUGATaker" "Who the fuck is that? Wait, it's Paul London."

The story quite obviously had an ending, you just didn't catch it. The "ending" in question was Tracey breaking away from Evie and coming into her own as a young woman. Not exactly a barnburner but an ending none the less and one that fit in pretty well with the story.

Chapelle just signed on for another two years and loathes the big three networks so there's zero chance of him showing up. Just as well for him, it wouldn't be the same Dave Chapelle if he was censored.

does this sentence make sense? Alittle bit, he just mistaked a few words. *testing the icon* Your avatar is wrong. A Stardust Press is a corkscrew 450. That's a corkscrew moonsault.

We have a winner. Eating babies > Diva Search

I do. Hell, I still use "dope" on a regular basis. Hippy.

Who says "pot" anymore? Is Inc that old?

Have at it.

If a 12 year old spit on me it would be a throwdown, no questions asked. Who WOULDNT kick a kids ass if they spit on you?

Things like the Diva Search don't have payoffs. Just punishment. Unless Joy does a porno. That's a payoff.

Fake. Any legit movie project would have studio or production labels all over it.

You're asking for logic from the guy who thinks people want Orton as champ?

I've been behind (and will continue to be behind) Colin and Christie since Day One because of their disgusting focus and drive. The cracks are appearing in the relationship, though and one wrong moment could fuck them up bad.

Holy shit I feel bad for people who paid money for SS tickets. DODGEBALL? The only thing that would save that show is Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller showing up and teaching those Diva's how to really play dodgeball.

That was quite the darn good musical show. Head Automatica opened the show on the second stage. Meh. The lead singer was fronting like he was a rock star while singing which I wasn't feeling. The man was no rock star. Mogwai after that on the main stage, good stuff, what I expected from them. No vocals, prompting many around me to speculate that maybe the mics were broken. The highlight of this performance was after they finished approx. 50 seagulls did a fly-by of the lawn section and sent us all scrambling for cover. Cooper Temple Clause played the second after that, who rocked bells. I don't really know much about them currently other then they're British and have a somewhat electronica/industrial sound. The Rapture played on the main stage after this. I wasn't really paying too much attention to them because I was talking with my friend. Some people got up and danced. They used a saxophone, which ruled. They looked like they were having fun. Auf Der Maur aka Melissa Auf Der Maur up on the second stage. Not a bad set, her funky swaying movements while playing are quite asthetically pleasing in person. When the wasn't singing she was dancing around in a very sensual manner. Cheap pop when Melissa mentions she's the only Canadian act on the tour and we're the only Canadian stop. Then we have INTER-FUCKING-POL on the main stage and the boys own the shit out of everything. They hit up some stuff from TOTBL (PDA, Roland, Obstacle 1) along with the new single "Slow Hands" and stuff from the upcoming release Antics. These kids are damn good. Muse played the second stage after this but I opted for a beer and pretzel instead, remembering Inc's comments about how only girls listen to Muse. Finally, The Cure takes the main stage. Pop of the night. T.O loves us some Cure. Awesome set w/ the crowd singing along to all the old favorites like Love Song and Killing an Arab and some new stuff mixed in which sounded good. THERE YA HAVE IT