Lord of The Curry

Shannon Tweed, silly. Pffffffffff. Tweed is SO 1996. I think Tawny Kitaen (sp) is due for a comeback. Or maybe Valleri Bertanelli.

Because he needs to remind said poster that he's that much cooler.

I know, I'm kinda shocked that this thing is still alive too. It's taking up space that can be used towards demeaning the product, dammit.

Damaramu: In denial about reality.

Fuck it. I tried to resist caring about this feud but I NEED a Foley/Flair feud now, simply for the promo-to-end-all-promo's Foley will cut on Flair.

Too........much........material........so........many.......jokes...... *Brain overload* I'm curious to see how Cena deals with the fact that there's no live crowd around to whore himself off to. He'll probably try to rile up the caterers and the boom mic operator to make himself feel good. "YA'LL FEELIN' THAT EDITING EQUIPMENT AND DOLLY?! THEN MAKE SOME MOTHER-FREAKIN NOISE!!!!!"

Wow. That Eddy DVD sure is a letdown. However, if they keep the post-match beatdown on Austin by Eddy and Benoit this might be worth picking up. Why in the FUCK is the Halloween Havoc match on it? Ditto for the 3 Way Tag match nobody cared about.

Xiu Xiu "I Love the Valley OH!"

The game will be released sometime in August.

Some of you will recognize this. Many won't. But that doesn't change it's genius one little bit. FEEL THE BURNINATION~!

New SB e-mail fuckin rocks, I marked like a bitch for the Nintendo ref.

I asked for it for my birthday.

Why buy beer when most jails have an excellent vintage of toilet wine?

Inc- Do you have the Secret Machines album? I'm wondering whether or not they're worth checking out.

The only positive thing that can come out of this is Greg getting promoted to Warricks position (I'm assuming that Warrick will get Nicks job)

It's HHH we're talking here, not Rey Mysterio. There's no "snap" anything with him involved.

Turn on tv and watch any World Vision commercial. That's all the proof you need. I don't see why caboose is acting like he needs proof when he already knows what's going on.

I don't really see how you have much of an argument, unless you can prove that the termites made the conditions unsuitable for living.

I'd like to get into ROH, as I've enjoyed a number of their matches (Ki/Dragon from the RRT is probably in my top twenty of all time) but the one thing I HATE above all else in that fed is the announcing. The only time it was tolerable was when Corino was involved.

Ditto. I literally left the theatre in a rage because that little cocksucker wasn't killed.

What is kayfabe? To me, it's the suspension of disbelief used to further a wrestling angle or put over a wrestler for the fans. Which is EXACTLY what ROH does. Kayfabe in 1998: Undertaker and Kane are brothers. The fans buy into this because it helps further the impending program between the two of them. Kayfabe in 2004: Samoa Joe has been training hard and practicing a variety of submission holds in preparation for his upcoming match against Low-Ki. The fans buy into this because it allows them to enjoy the match more, especially when Joe goes to said submissions. Different eras, same results. Kayfabe also deals with the protection of a wrestlers gimmick, which ROH also does. When they're telling us that they want to see Hydro break away from Special K and stop partying so much to become a more pure wrestler, why is that? Because they're using it as an excuse to explain why he's now Jay Lethal and a protege of Samoa Joe's. My problem is that I simply do not buy into any of the worked shoot-style angles ROH does. Did anybody buy into the angle w/ The Carnage Crew and somebody shitting in their bags? Maybe. Did it actually happen? Highly doubtful. Some ROH tidbits to further my point......... "July 20th: Allison Danger has booked Dan Maff & BJ Whitmer to face The Carnage Crew of Loc & Devito on August 7th in Philadelphia. Danger wants Loc & Devito to put a beating on the former Prophecy members." Does Allison Danger really have a problem with Maff and Whitmer in real life? Nope. What are they doing? Furthering an angle involving Maff and Whitmer's split from The Propecy under the protection of kayfabe. "There was a lot of dissension and frustration in Special K and even a locker room shoving match between members. Special K has really been in a major slump recently." ROH expects us to believe that Special K is really down in the dumps. This is another extension of kayfabe, no doubt furthering an upcoming angle w/ the group. That's what kayfabe is. It's an expectation that fans will buy into a worked reality that will influence their reaction to the product. Now, obviously kayfabe in the traditional sense is dead, but the spirit of it (I think) is still very much alive. While I give ROH credit for doing things like establishing Top 5 Rankings and having a code that wrestlers must adhere to, these things in the grand scheme mean very little. Their worked-shoot angles are just another way that they pat themseleves on the back. In kayfabe there is an expectation that the fans will buy into something. What is the difference between ROH fans buying into something like the Punk/Steamboat angle and WWE fans believing that Kane really is a monster?

Change "good portion" to "all of" pertaining to the Invasion and you're a little more accurate.

aka How To Kill A Crowd 101 After the way the crowd shit all over Bischoffs announcement last night they CANNOT have a screwjob or dq finish to next week. Which, of course, is what they'll likely have. You've done a good job keeping it warm for Hunter, Chris.

My list is fairly set: 1) Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King 2) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 3) Braveheart 4) Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring 5) Forrest Gump

Yep. Sure are pushing Benoit as champion. Mmmmm-hmmmm.