Lord of The Curry

Thanks, I know that. I've been dl'ing assorted goodies fairly frequently for a while before I finally bought SMS. "This must be the place" has to be my favorite so far. Just a great, really really great song.

Yeah, D'Von is very much the bitch of the Dudleyz (and I'm including Spike).

I'm kinda going off topic because this food idea leans more towards "delicious" then "twisted". But the world needs to know that such food exists and that's why I'm here. Two belgium waffles, toasted with butter, sliced bannanas and smooth peanut butter. It shall own your being.

Yup. Nothing gets better than that. It was good, but hardly a ***** match. Probably about **** 1/4. The last great one was on the May 3rd edition of Raw, Shawn Micheals vs Chris Benoit. For me great = ****. And Micheals vs Benoit just touched **** Angle/Benoit smoked Benoit/Michaels six ways from Sunday. I don't normally dole out the old ***** ratings but Angle/Benoit is the closest I'll get in terms of WWE matches post-2000. Not much comes close to that one.

These have got to be fake. Isn't there some kinda unwritten rule that you can't have more then 3 crusierweights on one show? 8!? Madness. Go Paul and Billy.

Jayne looks pretty fuckin' cowboy'd up in that photo. I like. Which begs the question; we've already seen Tudyk simultaneously make pirates look cool again in Dodgeball, can Jayne do it for cowboys in Serenity? In this posters opinion, of course.

*Pictures HHH getting sliced in half by Blade* Excellent.

Just got back, really dug it, way better then the first and improvements were given to the areas needed most. I'll get the cons out of the way first. Doc Ock- This isn't nescessarily a comment on him so much as it is all the villians in Spiderman (which includes Harry) and their "inner turmoil." I didn't really find Dock Ock to be a terribly bad guy. Yes, people were killed but the man's intentions were not evil but to recreate that which was taken for him, made for the good of the world. It was the same w/ Osborne (even though why he was "bad" is still hazy to me). The inner conflict will no doubt continue in the third film. But there's more then enough of this inner meaning stuff to go around so hopefully in the third movie we can get a bad guy that is really fucking evil and straight up wants to hurt Spiderman and all the innocents. Because right now it seems to me that Spiderman doesn't fight so much as he stops them. Mary Jane- Now, I don't hate Kriten Dunst as M.J. But I don't love her. The MJ I know from comics and tv was a lot more enthusiastic towards Peter, showed more love, more fire. She was sassy and a tad on the slutty side. This MJ is the polar opposite. She's frail, she's fragile and really really pale. Like pasty-ass white pale. Sorry, it just had to be said. Dunst' delivery is well done here but the "awkward moment" scenes between her and Tobey fell flat and she gets wide-eyed waaaaaaaay too much for my liking. The Good Tobey was a lot better in this then the first one and the movie did a good job of showing us the battle for normalacy vs the battle to do what's right. His work in particular w/ Aunt May was very good here. James Franco also vastly improves upon his character in this one, gives it a lot more passion and more emphasis on revenge then we last saw. Here's hoping they don't FSU the next film because this storyline is going places. The Evil Dead ref. in the hospital w/ Doc Ock. Alfred Molina did well for himself, though I still think that Sam Neill (who was originally cast) would've done a better job. It was a bit odd seeing Doc Ock so hefty after how he looked in the comics. He looked like he was having a lot of fun as the villian and it showed. The action scenes were well spaced apart and balls out. You got the impression of actual meaning behind this fighting because the two characters were going all out and giving their full, whereas in the first film I really didn't get that vibe. Overall, damn good film, maybe the best comic book film I've seen. ****

What fucking morons started liking Orton after he took a tack bump?

Hells yeah Test is useful, I mean look at right now! Look what he's contributing for the company! *Crickets chirp*

Daniel Motherfucking Day Lewis. Put his name on the ballot as such.

If you're going to be accurate, it would be 6 babies that would be killed, in which case, I think people would give a shit.

*Reads interview* ......................... I'm gonna be in my bunk.

What the Christ is up with the stupid whiny bitch saying "My balloon"?

Denzel Washington Tom Hanks Edward Norton Gary Oldman Chris Cooper (one of the most consistent actors going today) Alan Rickman (underrated as fuck).

That's because dogs are better then cats. Oh, and just shoot the fuckers dead for all I care. I have no symptahy/tolerance for animal cruelty.

Oh yeah, except for Benoit, Shelton, etc. HHH has been putting wrestlers over lately. His association with Eugene adds to him as well. Pfffffff. HHH "making" Benjamin is a fucking joke. How did the WWE capitalize on it? By putting him in a shitty PPV match w/ Flair, How 'bout after that? Feud with Orton where he was more then ready to take the strap but instead they gave him two clean wins which we knew was going to lead to an Orton win at the PPV. You could argue (and it's likely) that if he wasn't injured that we'd be seeing Benjy take the win at Vengence or SS, but that ship has sailed. No way anybody would make the mistake of calling him a "main eventer". Oh, and his association with Eugene is going to kill the character and everything they've worked towards.

RIP Godfather.

*Tries to picture Marney being physically attractive* Nope, can't do it.

"That's the last time he'll ever see female genetalia". That one brought the fucking house down.

Let's not go nuts. This is the same Smackdown that had Chris Beniot and Eddy Guerrero, 'member?

Her days as a face are slowly waning. The "Lita sucks" chants were starting up last night and they're only gonna get louder.

Why do something on TV that you can save for PPV? Plus, Jericho vs Batista is already slated for Vengence IIRC. I wouldn't mind seeing Benoit/Jericho vs HHH/Batista in Winnipeg next week, though nothing would top Benoit vs Jericho for the title.

I'm hoping that Jericho goes to Eugene next Monday and Eugene grants him a shot at the World Title. It's in Winnipeg and the heat on Jericho winning would be nuclear. This would also give Benoit a chance to act like a fucking prick and beat the shit out of Jericho. Give 'em 20 minutes and you'll have a MOTY candidate. Of course, in reality, HHH will convince Eugene to make a 2 on 1 handicap match with Jericho against Batista and Flair. Yowza.

We'll make a mental note to try and work harder next time, champ.