Lord of The Curry

Probably mosquito's, as they seem to serve no practical purpose other then biting and infecting things.

I'm on the left, Rudo is on the right.......

C.E.O of Fabulous LOTC here. I look forward to working close with Mr. Exec. J.V.P Rudo in the upcoming underground issues of RudoCurry magazines and publications. I'll definetley be bringing a few things to the conference, as I can get some serious autograph props if I'm lucky. - Some fitness mag that has Torrie Wilson in a silver bikini with nipples so hard they could cut ma'fuckin diamonds. That should be fun. - I explained my theory to Rudo about attemping The Shocker if I get a photo op with Trish. Rudo would provide a distraction by saying "Give her some Mattitude, Colin!" to which I would act all markish, throw down the V1, modify at the last minute. On second though, I should just have Rudo call me Matt instead of Colin. Rudo, we're fucking doing it. - My Rey DVD - My Royal Rumble DVD for THE BENOIT - My copy of Tributes for Eddy to sign, inside there is a sweet photo of him and Art Barr. So, the question is now....................what kinda chants are we gonnna do? We've already discussed -" Where is Benoit?" -" You can't see us *clap clap clap clap clap*" Any suggestions?

Actually, the angle involved spitting in CanadianChicks face. *Adjusts tie* *Leaves room*

Curry's MOD Count: nikjohns, CanadianChick. WHO'S NEXT?! Anywho......... Ripper ('cause if Rudo votes for Ripper over himself, so be it) MOD KILLER (aka me) Raverboy Tack KKK AoO Kahran IDRM

People may have been interested in the angle (which makes sense, it was the first time in a while they were doing something with him) but Kane has never been a wrestling draw. People don't normally go to RAW's, buy PPV's or attend house shows for him.

While I will concede that Kane is (surprisingly) still over, I'd like you to cite your source for him being a draw.

Now, I could be wrong but they never did explain why Sarah and Ricky broke up, did they? I'd always assumed it was a tool used to make us believe that they broke up "off camera" or something. I dunno. Am I the only one who finds Sarah to be really hot?

What did people think of the now-infamous Conky episode? I personally dug the fuck out of it as we saw a (literally) different side of Bubbles character along with Ricky just getting creeped the fuck out. It was delicious, espcially when Conky taunted Julian with Patrick Swayze references.

While "Protection" is a badass vid I think that "Teardrop" kills it. Was that one even nominated?

MARK JINDRAK HAS A CLONE!? GOD HELP US ALL~!

Make it racially/ethnically based, like say you get a Protestant/Catholic, Serbian/Bosnian, French/American.........

They should have Matt freak out like Raven in ECW during the angle w/ Beulah and Dreamer and scream "The pills say 'One a day', moron!". Then they can have Matt attack Steve Richards for some reason until Lita screams "It's not his! It's..........it's Kanes." Money.

Benoit as champ and having solid build-ups and matches lately has kept me watching RAW, but I don't watch Smackdown at all. I don't really dl or order videos as much as I used to, though I try and keep up on the news. But I will always watch wrestling, be it All Japan or ROH, so I don't think I can ever say that I don't care.

Eagan.

Cite your source.

This isn't really old-school but I've gotta say, Blood of Eden by Peter Gabriel is a fucking fabulous love song, not sappy at all though. His version on the Secret World Live with Paula Cole is a gooooood song. I'd say it's a Top Ten potential were I to ever seriously make a list.

You do realize that Lita has had at least three boob jobs, don't you? Then she went to a bloody excellent surgeon, is all I can say. Look natural to me as opposed to the rest of the female rosters' "Look, I have two lumps of flesh-coloured Play-Do attached to my chest!" Yee-uck. You quite obviously have never seen a womans breasts up close before. Don't lie, it's ok. Come on now, did you not notice how both of her breasts are perfectly symetrical and circular? Real boobs don't do that.

"At Last" by Etta James. Fuckin ace song if I ever heard one.

In Macleans this month there is an article written by a journalist who recieved messages smuggled out of Abu Gharib that says rape was also present in that jail. Now of course there is no proof that it happened but at the same time I wouldn't doubt it for a second.

Mordecai is a given to play Saruman in this.

People bitch that my subject lines are too partisan. And I assumed most would assume it'd refer to Abu Gharib. Just pointing out that REAL problems exist elsewhere. -=Mike Because the Iraqi P.O.W abuse wasn't real enough, right?

Without a doubt.

I've got a few faves, it's really really hard to pick just one...... "Who's the microphone assasain?" - J-Roc getting caught - Bubbles rapping - Corey and Trevor rapping ("We've been rockin' the park for a while now") - Lahey's double-barrell shit machine gun analogy and Randy's reaction to it. "I've met dogs and cats smarter then Corey and Trevor" - More C and T hilarity - Ricky shooting himself in the foot while high - J-Roc's crib - Rickys reaction to all the dudes hanging out at J-Rocs - The eventual hookup w/ the two "ladies" "The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey" - "I'm getting drunk today Randy. Big time." - Kojack got a wig on! - "I am the law. Go get the chains and orange gag balls." - The road hockey game

I'd kill you after you were done disposing of Rudo's body. And yeah, my vote goes to Firefly.