Lord of The Curry

Is he trying to insinuate that the xXx thing is a gimmick? Other then that, great read.

So is Ronnie Van Dugan a crackhead?

He looks like Dr. Phil? Christ almighty.

It should be somebody that could tag up with Orton. HHH is obviously playing Flair, Batista should be the enforcer, they need a solid young guy to team up with Orton and get Flair to manage them.

Sass is probably my favorite because once he gives the word on something, it's over. You very rarely see people continuing to bitch about something after Sass gives his two cents. Least? Probably CanadianChick, simply because she doesnt really seem to do anything that I'd consider MOD-worthy. Why was she made a MOD anyways? No offense intended CC, just calling it how I see it.

Seeing as how HHH is so hellbent on making Evolution the new Horsemen I think it would be a fitting tribute to do an angle where Flair "gives up" his slot in Evolution to a new member.

Benoit is the fuckin king.

Every single time Flair takes a back body drop I hold my breath because he comes about a quarter inch away from breaking his neck. I agree w/ what Loss said. The dude is still over and a use is there for him as a manager but inside the ring he's lost and confused more often then not.

Frankly 'Mortal, I'm dissapointed in you. I thought for sure that Baby would've replaced Eddie Murphy by now. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What was so "amazing" about the match? Flair is the most predictable worker in history and HHH ain't far behind. The only redeeming factor was the hot (allbeit stupid) crowd that actually thought Flair might've been winning.

No, I believe she passed away. Since winning the award she's been in Die Another Day, X2, and Gothika. Didn't she basicly say that she's now too good for X3? How she can do this pile of crap, Catwoman, and then pitch a fit about not wanting to be in X3, I'll never know. Isn't she in X3?

When I saw Van Helsing on Sunday they aired a trailer for Catwoman. The entire theatre was laughing by the end. Is this the same Halle Berry that won an Oscar?

"Piano Man" by Billy Joel always seems to work wonders for the drunks at the bar.

I thought it was fairly obvious that due to the inclusion of the Olsen Twins as hosts and the crowd they would bring (14 and under) that the content had to be toned down. As a result, the show sucked ass. Having J-Kwon close out the season doesn't help. Whoever booked him should be given forty lashes with a wet noodle.

Methinks we'll be seeing Jericho, Matt Hardy and Lita vs Christian, Tomko and Trish.

Aren't they the same person?

TJ's wife should be played by Nicolette Sheridan or some outdated 80's actress.

Torrie hasn't "become" anything. Her character is exactly the same as it was when she debuted. She is, in every sense of the word, a robot.

Does it really matter?

I'm down. Down for her playing Julia, that is. *Clears throat. Leaves room.*

This week on The Fanz......... Trouble errupts in the apartment when Deon can't find out who took his Best of Rico Constantino tape. *Golden Girls Theme Plays* *Rico runs into the living room, a concerned look on his face* *Downhome is sitting on the couch wearing a "I (Heart) Wrestling" shirt* Downhome: Man Rico, you look stressed out. I haven't seen that great of an emotional sell-job since Ric Flair returned to Greenborough the night the Four Horsemen were reunited. I just love Ric Flair. He's the best. Rico: I've lost my Best of Rico tape! Downhome: Don't you have another one? Rico: I've actually got twelve more, but that's not the point. I want to watch this one because it's got this AMAZING match between Rico and Randy Orton from OVW that is totally a ***** match. Downhome: I've seen that one already. Rico: Well of course you have. *Knock on the door* Rico and Downhome: Now who could that be? *Door opens and in walks -ib-* -ib-: Hey guys, just thought you'd want this tape back now that I'm done watching it. *Wide smile breaks across Deon's face* Deon: Oh, -ib-, you were the one who took my tape. You rascal! -ib: I couldn't resist. After all, I'm a big fan of professional wrestling. Downhome: Really? So are we! *Roll credits*

The Fanz Starring Downhome and Deon Dark, this is a heartwarming family show about two wrestling fans who love the sport, no matter what. If the show is shitty, they'll find ways to love it. Tune in every Friday nights at 9pm on ABC to see what justifications they'll come up with next. This week on The Fanz: Downhome finds Deon Dark watching John Tenta vs Ray Traylor from Great American Bash 96. Downhome: Hey Deon, whatcha watchin'? Deon: Tenta vs Traylor, G.A.B 96. Downhome: I love that match. Deon: I know. You're such a huge wrestling fan. Downhome: I know. So are you. RATINGS~!

Guzman should play a narc that tires to inflitrate the Santos Family but is eventually killed by Lola (After she fucks him, of course. Nobody can resist the Guzman charm. Nobody.)

'Mortals new sig is the hot shit.

When you said "get them off"........I.......I thought you meant something in terms of legal speak. I wasn't prepared for the other scenario. BTW, Ripper- I DEMAND a "Rippers True Hollywood Stories" series. DEMAND.