Lord of The Curry

Cena is one of the few (and I do mean few) people on Smackdown that are actually over, even if he is the biggest crowd whore. He's not going anywhere.

You do realise that your friends don't like you, right? I wasn't aware of such information. More curious is the fact that you somehow seem to know my friends. Have you been secretley inflitrating my life or something?

What's the word I'm looking for to describe this post? Oh yeah, there it is: Fluff. This would be better suited off in HD.

Eddy will retain regardless of the outcome of the match and the PPV because until Angle gets healthy (which won't be until after the neck surgery) there is nobody outside of Undertaker that can be seen as a legit challenger to Eddy's title. So expect to see Undertaker beating Eddy for the title very soon.

A Costanza comparison........... *Sniff* I'm honoured.

So yeah. We don't have a folder anymore so this is YOUR thread to come to and talk about the new deliciousness in your life. I just had some macadamia-nut white chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. That's right. Discuss the food.

It's ok, Chev. I stopped taking this thread seriously after I saw Creed on a list.

It's ok, you don't need to lie. You, I and the entire board knows that not only will you watch Velocity, you'll order the PPV regardless.

Dude, have you seen how long some of the threads here are? Yeah, if it's a two or three page thing I can deal but I'm not gonna go through 10+ pages of posts to make sure somebody hasn't said the same thing as me. Fuck that.

For Fucks sake Bif, don't go sayin' shit like "I don't think Vince would be *that* stupid" because all know full well that he finds ways of proving you wrong.

Leave the chicken out and I'd be all about the kind of a dish. What sauce was it in?

American Dragon would be the picture-perfect wrestler to bring in as Benoits protegee. They could do so much with the angle and the eventual match between the two would be a fucking dream.

*MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR POTENTIAL CAJUN ACTION~!*

I've drawn the conclusion that I make up really good but odd food combinations whist high. My lastest creation: two toasted square belgium waffles, made into a sandwich containing smooth peanut butter and sliced bannana. Fucking grand. For the love of God make yourself one.

If this works out well I'll make it a weekly thing, but if somebody got new tights you dug or Edge's hair was particularly flowing this week, talks about it here. Format blatantly stolen DVDVR steez so give all credit to the Playboyz. WHAT WORKED - Orton, more specifically, his entrance. The pyro and his walk enhance the character, IMO. I dig the he holds up the title as the last thing he does before he wrestles. Hair was tidy as always and the tights work well with his tats. - Benoit's fucking motherfucking great Wild Pegasus mullett. - Batista's chest veins seem to swell by the week. It's kinda worrying me. But as always, Dave had the ladies in the crowd on fire. Dunno when the fuck he started doing the bodybuilder entrance but whatever. He's angry. It works. - Regal always wears nice suits on RAW. Nice sense o' fashion. - Christ almighty, Nidia had some serious work done. - Slutty Trish. That is all. WHAT DIDNT - Jazz's new hairdo frightens me. Her flipover neck-crank however, made me mark so I guess we're even. - HHH's descent into Greg Valentine clone continues. And I also read somewhere tonight that he's going to play a vengeful biker in the upcoming WWE Films debut production. That's not good for business. - Jericho needs to ditch the goatee and go clean shaven. - There are some guys who can make the colour pink work. Christian is not one of them. That's a wrap. Thanks for reading.

Fire away, Raverboy.

No Canada? Bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit.

Clive Owen is too rough in terms of facial features to play Bond. Denzel is too black. Grant couldn't do action scenes and make them come off legit if his life depended on it. Farrell could do it but I just don't see it working. Ewan McGregor or Sean Bean get my vote.

It sure as fuck wasn't anything resembling "good".

There was some definete face heat going on for Orton tonight. Not that bad of a match and Orton got some HEIGHT on that rana into a powerbomb spot. Dave/Tajiri was good for what it was. They're doing a good job of building up Tajiri's kicks as serious strikes which is a good thing. Batista had all the ladies in the crowd swooning at his perfect hair. Crazy Old Man Flair is so fucking great even though my feelings are well know about Flair the wrestler. But Crazy Old Racist Flair just trumped that all. Cage match wasn't too bad but not as good as it could've been. I still say Jericho should've fought Tomko before this. Whatevs. I'm wondering what kind of a part (if any) Jericho, Christian and HBK will play in the title scene next Monday. Could be interesting stuff if done right.

Radiohead- OK Computer Rage Against the Machine- Self Titled Outkast- Speakerboxxx/The Love Below Matthew Good Band- Underdogs Madvillain- Madvillainy The Tragically Hip- Day for night Interpol- Turn on the bright lights The Smiths- The Queen is Dead Sarah Mclachlan- Fumbling towards ecstasy

I wouldn't exactly call losing to Eddy via dq a job.

With such a loaded card match-wise and the Benoit/HHH/HBK love triangle still going on, where are they going to fit Kenzo in on the card? If he was debuting as a face then the Tajiri/Batista match would work well as he could save Tajiri from an Evolution beatdown or some shit but if he's a heel, I'm clueless. What face would they stick him in a program with? *Prays it isn't Benoit*

Eugene/Conway- I'll be watching this just to see how well the crowd responds to Eugene. I think he'll be more over then people realize because, in esscence, the guy is a perfect babyface. They could really work this well, have him go around the arena hugging fans, shaking hands at ringside etc.... Tajiri/Big Dave- This is going to surprise people. Tajiri's underrated in how good he makes people look and Batista is improving by the week. Give Tajiri the upset victory and then work it onto PPV and give Tajiri a "giant killer" type of push. Orton/Edge- This could be good but it's also a potential disaster. Both of these wrestlers are not used to being the leader in the ring and if they don't decide quickly who controls the pace (which should be Edge) the match could be lost. I don't really care who wins, but if Edge does win I'll mark out because I am a huge fan of double gold and Benoit and Edge would look good rockin' all them titles. X/Jericho- Sure, the match will be good but this isn't the right way to end the feud. They could easily have drawn out another 2 weeks of Jericho trying to get through Tomko in order to get to Christian. Booking 101 says that "Face must triumph over heel's hired help in order to get to heel" and that hasn't happened. Which, having said that, makes me think they pulled the plug on this blowoff a few weeks early because Jericho or Christian are facing Benoit at the PPV (I'm not buying into this Kane nonsense) HHH/Benjy- I don't really care to see Benjamin get another victory over HHH. Match-wise I'm sure it'll be fine, I just don't really care. Move Benjamin onto a feud with Orton (if he retains). Looks like a good, potentially really good show. *Realizes that the Hardy/Lita/Kane angle will be on the show tonight* Ok, so It'll be just a good show.

I'd say Sandra is worse. At least Amber had the good sense to attatch herself to a player whom she knew could take her far. All Sandra did was sit around and bitch about Johnny Fairplay (whom to this day is still the best player to never win the game).