Lord of The Curry

Didn't you get the memo? We don't hate on Takers no-selling anymore since he adopted the MMA steez and I must say, is incorporating it nicely into his offense (his choke on JTB was sweet).

You're all still buying into this "Hot Ticket is a chick" shit? All of you are victims of some second-rate shennanigans.

I can just imagine the matches WWE would pick for Jericho's DVD Chris Jericho vs HHH, Last Man Standing, Fully Loaded 2000 Chris Jericho vs HHH, WrestleMania 18 Chris Jericho vs HHH, Judgement Day 2002 And so on......

If you're in Toronto check out the Cannabis shops called The Friendly Stranger and Shanti Baba. They sell all sorts of bongs and pipes. While you're there, ask them about the Hotbox Cafe. It's a secret smoke shop in Toronto that has a hidden back room from where you can blaze. I myself have never been so I can't give you the exact location but the people at the shops may know. Or they may throw you out because you're asking about weed which does sometimes make shopowners paranoid.

If we're talking NJPW here, I'd want......... Benoit/Ohtani vs Tiger/Sasuke, BOSJTL 94 Finals Benoit/Lyger vs Steiner Bros (Can't recall the date, Scott finishes Lyger off w/ the screwdriver and pretty much murders him) Benoit vs Sasuke, J-Cup 94 Finals Benoit vs El Samurai, BOSJ 93 Benoit vs Black Tiger, can't recall date, took place in some kinda tourney in 96

Never seen it? Poor Goblin. It also has Eddy Guerrero vs Shinjiro Ohtani on it, which kicks all sorts of ass. EDIT: It was 95, not 94.

From what the WWE currently owns (ECW, SMW and WCW footage) Disc 1- Stampede Wrestling, ECW and Early WCW Chris Benoit and Beef Wellington vs The Singh Bros (Stampede) Chris Benoit vs Al Snow, ECW Double Tables Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko vs Sabu and Tazz, ECW Tag Team Championships Chris Benoit vs Jushin 'Thunder' Lyger, Starrcade 95 Chris Benoit vs Dean Malenko, Hog Wild 96 Disc 2- The Horseman Emerges and Departure to the WWE Chris Benoit vs Raven, Soul'd Out 98 Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko vs Raven and Perry Saturn, Spring Stampede 99 Chris Benoit vs Bret Hart, Owen Hart Tribute Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, HHH and X-Pac vs Cactus Jack, The Rock, Rikishi and 2 Cool, RAW Chris Benoit vs Steve Austin, Smackdown in Edmonton Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle, Royal Rumble 2003 I'll have to put some more thought into a list if we're including NJPW.

If you're a hardcore Benoit fan the DVD is worth it because it's one of three times EVER in the WWE that he has busted out the infamous motherfuckin' WILDBOMB~! Note that all three times he's only done the move to Eddy. Somebody on RAW better grow a set and take the pain because that move would be over like rover.

Speaking of SNL, that was a "Jesus Christ!~!" moment when the sweet man love started the show off. That was some enthusiastic lovin'.

There's a difference between stating a personal opinion and outright denying the facts that prove it to be an uniformed one. Sanyo said that Benoit isn't over. Personal Opinion: Benoit sucks. Fine, whatever. Your choice. Fact: Benoit IS over. The proof is on RAW. There are probably 3 or so guys on the RAW roster (HBK, Y2J and HHH) that can out-pop Benoit, but that doesn't mean it happens on a consistent basis. But there is not a man on the roster who can get the crowds emotionally involved in a match like Benoit. Eddy runs a close second but Chris trumps everybody in that dept. If you want facts for that, watch Royal Rumble 2004. The focus of the match was not always on Benoit but his story was always kept alive by things he did to get the crowd on his side (ie. eliminating Mark Henry which got a very large pop and the perfectly drawn-out elimination at the end) Sanyo said that Benoit wasn't over. I've clearly shown there's a difference between saying that and "Benoit sucks". BTW, he gets more standing O's then anybody on the roster too. *Uncrosses eyes*

Wait..............that was YOU?! You're shitting me, right?

Jindrak reminds me of Matt Morgan with a little less muscle mass and no goatee. He should start yelling "YEAH!" for no reason in matches like Morgan did. Come back Matt, we miss you.

Teddy Long gets ten points for using the line "I love ya like a fat kid love cake". And yes, I know that line is from a 50 Cent song.

Sarah Harmer- All of our names The Smiths- The Queen is Dead

I'm sure RVD gets injured, he just finds *ahem* organic ways to cure his pain.

*Elix Skipper appears out of nowhere* Stevie Ray: Tony! Tony! It's PRIMETIME~! PRIMETIME~! HIS HOUSE TONY! HIS HOUSE~!

That works too.

Steph has the touch of death but Shane has that whole "trying to be a wrestler even though he sucks" thing going for him which will piss me off to no end. How's about they both die? I can't choose between the two.

Edge looks pretty angry. Say, why DID he spear Bischoff? I want a fuckin answer!

I'm thinkin that the "big surprise" they have planned for the 2 hour finale could be one of two things: 1) Not just the jury but the everybody who was previously voted out has a say in who wins or 2) They're playing for 2 million.

Why don't they just give Booker a necklace of chicken bones and have him cast spells using a magical watermelon? It'd be less obvious.

I know what you're trying to get at Loss and I agree with you but I don't think you need reminding that everybody at one point or another is a sinner. But I know that's not what you're getting at. Good post.

90% of this forum's postings aren't worthy of their own thread but they still happen.

Just so I can gloat when it happens, I'm calling it here. John Cena vs Renee Dupree, Flag Match for the US Title. What? You know it'll happen.

Correction: Christian could be CARRIED to a hell of a match with a worker like Benoit.