Lord of The Curry

Spiff wins the award for best avatar and custom title at the moment.

The inclusion of The Bashams and Jindrak kill any chance this stable has of getting over. Seriously, can you get more vanilla?

I was actually thinking the exact opposite. Orton, Batista and Flair turn on HHH and lay him out with Orton taking over leadership duties of Evolution, which allows HHH to go off and make movies.

Edge has yet to graduate to "carrier". And a Michaels feud isn't a good place to start. Having said that, they'll probably put him in a feud w/ Flair to give Edge a "rub" which means "dick" and "all". Any kind of worth Flair had went out the window when he jobbed to Rico clean.

Edge vs Michaels in the Weakest Offense of All Time Feud? I think not. I say HHH runs DQ in the Title Match next week, setting up HHH vs HBK for a shot at the title @ Bad Blood. I'm semi-psyched on Orton/Benjy, though. This will be Benjamins first real test and his first real feud. I've got faith in him, but not so much faith in Orton. On a side note, it made my heart sad to see Harley Race throw that pussy-ass punch last night. The Harley race I know would've punched Randy right in the nose and then made the lil bitch beg for more. And Randy would because it's Harley fuckin Race.

Then it's a good fucking thing you're not booking RAW. Having said that, I like Batista. I'm not gonna let him drip down my chin like some, but I dig him. He gets swank height on his powerbomb, dresses like you want to and is way better on the mic then people give him credit for. The true test will be when Evolution disbands and whether or not he can make it on his own. And the whole "veiny chest" thing is kinda freakish.

NEW BOOTS = BEST H*R TOON EVER. EEEEEEEEVER. Anything that is Powered by The Cheat is Godly but this shit just blows everything else that came before it out of the water.

Lil Jon = Master P 2004. And I hope he dies very soon for it.

Depends on what DVD it is. If we're talking Bikertaker/Undershooter era I'd like to see..... Undertaker vs Jeff Hardy, RAW, Ladder Match for the WWE Championship Undertaker vs Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle (UT's SD debut) Undertaker, Rikishi and Edge vs Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle and Eddy Guerrero, SD Undertaker vs Kurt Angle, SD, WWE Title Undertaker vs John Cena, Vengence

BTW- Dids: Dead after somebody slipped rat poision into his gin and tonic for ratting out a certain someone to the cops about a stat rape.

I resent that. There haven't been any stat rape charges against me yet. So damn judgemental.

Squirtle- Murdered by Kinetic.

Whether it's baked, drunk, high on glue, whatever. What do you dig when you're funked up? Credit goes to some dude on the DVDVR board. Name escapes me. Pour moi: Interpol- Obstacle 1 GZA- Publicity Radiohead- No surprises Cracker- Big dipper Others to follow. YOU?

I think it would be marvelous if they went full-out Rainman with this character. Like have Eugene use his "gift" to predict who the winners of certain matches would be and then have Regal become a compulsive gambler because of it. And training montages are a must in this case. Have Regal take Eugene to Blackpool and volunteer Eugene to fight in Toughman Competitions, bar brawls etc.

And now instead of Dudleyz vs 2Cool V.2 at Judgement Day we get Dudleyz vs Rico/Haas. Wowzers. That PPV is going to bomb like fuck.

Where are people getting the impression that Heyman is going to all of a sudden make the Dudleyz watchable? Sure, he'll cut some good promo's but unless he can cure them of their stale-as-fuck ringwork, I'm not gonna jump on the bandwagon.

I fucking hope you're not serious.

Maybe you missed the part of the thread title where they said the character is "about to change."

Eh, just some mindless rambling: Edge is a better wrestler as a face. His offence fits and I prefer his charactor that way away. Going back to his former music was a mistake. They also need to capatalise on the "who injured Edge" storyline It looks like Benoit vs HHH will headline the Bad Blood pay per view so Benoit vs Edge will no happen there. If Benoit vs Edge does happen Benoit has to be the heel (at least in the match) because the match will a lot better that way. As it stands they could turn either Benoit or Shelton Benjamin and reveal them as the ones behind it. But turning Benoit is bad so I don't they they should really do this.

I'm adding "Always after time" from the Spirited Away Soundtrack to my list. The entire song is in Japanese but it's quite possibly the most beautiful song I've ever heard.

Is that eyeliner?

Was he planning on actually talking about wrestling in this? Because I really don't care what Scott Keith did on his night out.

Why not combine the four and have a midget hooker get crunk off of booze and weed? Now THAT is a party.

Seconded. There are certain bands who require explanations and Creed is one of them.

Why are you on a message board discussing your exploits when you should be banging broads left and right all over the house?