Lord of The Curry

What RAW are you watching? Benoit's entrance out-pops everybody save for Austin and HBK(He always has the fans standing up).. In-ring he's the most over guy on the roster. Nobody can get the crowd hot by simply wrestling like Benoit. Shelton? Now you're just flame-baiting.

Renee Dupree is one of the most worthless pieces of shit on the roster. If it weren't for THE DANCE he'd be the most worthless piece of shit.

I can totally buy Foley as a sadistic bastard, I've seen the matches and I've heard the promo's. I don't know if I buy him as a sadist in this situation, though. This is basically HHH vs Foley lite where Foley "transformed" into Cactus Jack after getting his ass handed to him by HHH. And ya know what? He STILL got his ass handed to him when he was Cactus Jack. History repeats itself and though I really like the effort and character build they're putting into this feud, I can't care about it. What they should've done was given Foley his Mania win over Orton and then the next night on RAW have Orton come down and call out Foley. Have him cut a scathing-ass promo, not holding anything back, calling Foley a sellout for coming back, etc. All the while Foley keeps silent. Finally, he speaks and tells Randy "I beat you fair and square. Let it go. You don't want to keep going down this road with me." Then Orton cold-cocks him and we get the Evolution beatdown, all the while Foley screams "Don't make me go back there!". Then he can cut his "transformation" promo and it would work a lot better. This way it looks like Orton forced Foley to transform by beating the shit out of him and disrespecting him, when in reality Foley is forced to transform because he couldn't get the job done as plain old Mick Foley. To add onto something earlier, when Foley mocked Orton for beating a "Hollywood star" and a "childrens author", was he trying to bury himself and Rock? Because he sure as shit didn't do anybody any favours. If I were a mark I'd be thinking "Mick Foley lost to Randy Orton at WrestleMania fair and square so he needs to be in the hardcore environment to beat him." Sure, the scenario would work fine IF Foley was going over as character evolution is good reasoning behind putting somebody over. But Foley isn't going over.

The man they call Banky.

Of course it's the storyline of the year. Everything else fucking sucks. Though I suspect that "Bradshaw: Ethnic Cleanser" has the the potential to go really far. Though, having said that, I'm torn on this angle. I really dig what they've done so far with both characters and I like the fact that neither looks like a loser. But Foley is acting a bit too heelish for my tastes lately and has come off looking desperate. Which I've got no problem with. If Foley was going over. I think the problem itself lay in the Mania booking. Orton did what he set out to do. He killed a legend. He beat Foley, 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring, no cheating or interference. Fine, sure, whatever. But now Foley wants more and the character itself has been altered the point where it's almost selfish of Foley to challenge Orton. Not only selfish, but also sadistic as illustrated by the barb wire bat promo on Monday (which kicked 1000 types of ass, btw.) It almost seems to me that Foley can't deal with his loss to Orton so he's using it as an excuse to revert back to the Cactus Jack/hardcore character of old. The booking almost puts Orton in a sympathetic light, IMO, simply because all he did was pin Foley 1-2-3 and now he's paying for a clean victory.

It's a shame that rascal Chris Benoit is standing in the way of the WWE's Rise to Crapdom by still putting on good matches and carrying the entire roster on his back. *Shakes fist*

That was the giant turtle, right? Yeah, that thing fuckin ruled.

I was told by a friend tonight that sometime near the end of June we'd be getting Beastie Boys, Blackstar and Interpol for the 'Dome. Confirm/Deny? I'd never heard it before but it'd be sweet if it's true cause it's fuckin Interpol. Beasties rule too. Only heard a bit of Blackstar but I always dig what I hear.

Ever wonder if there's a reason for his five minute squashes? He showed some promise in his match against Benoit back in December but I'll be damned if his match against Dupree isn't going to expose him badly.

Shoes. Method Man. CD's. Brock. DVD's. Funny how almost every interview with Cena stays away from questions regarding his wrestling abilities.

His kit tonight was off the fucking meat rack. I was feelin' the tank-top/dress pants combo and this is weeks after the pimp tight suit and shades Mania steez. His hair is always picture perfect. You rule, Dave, So who do YOU think is the most stylin' pimp on Raw? or Smackdown? I'm going with Chavo Sr. aka The General because of THE HAT. And because I really don't care about Smackdown. Bring on the Cena love, kids.

***1/2 to ****? Yipes. That baby was ***, tops.

Brian is fucking king-size.

So, you're all hot for Dupree vs Hardy, right? 'Cause I sure to fuck am.

*Sniff* Goddamn Gail Kim sucks ass. But yeah, fuckin' represent.

For the 3 Way at Backlash to work properly Benoit HAS to get on the mic after being announced from Atlanta and tell Lillian that he's actually from Edmonton. It would set the tone perfectly.

I can see them having Michaels superkick Benoit post-match next week, just to give him that little bit of a push. He's already going to get crucified by the crowd, might as well give 'em a reason.

(You don't know what you've started, Rudo) *El Paso, TX. The Generals Downtown Penthouse Compound* *Chavo Jr. and The General are sitting on a couch, waiting patiently and nervously* Chavito: We should never have trusted Eddy with this mission. The General: Patience, my son. My brother is a crafty man. I trust him to get the job done. *Eddy enters the room* Esse: Eh, vato's! What's happening!? Generalismo, if it's cool with you I brought some homies over. *In strides Konnan, Rey and Psicosis (aka NICHO~!)* Konnan: Yo yo yo yo, let me speak on this crib, General Chavo. It's ill, dawg. The General: Thank you, Senor Konnan. Rey: Eddy, can you give me a ride home? My curfew is 10 pm. Eddy: I'm not so sure I'll be in the condition to drive you home then, Rey. But Chavito will do it for you. Chavo: What?! No way! Eddy: Stop being such a puta and do it! Chavo: Shut it, rummy! The General: SILENCE! *Thunder and lightening* The General: I apologize for my son, friends. He does not know when to keep his mouth shut sometimes. My house is your house. Chavito will drive you home, Young Rey. Eddy: TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY~! Nicho: Eddy, can I use your phone to call up some muey caliente senoritas? Eddy: Bring it on, Nicho. Bring that shit on, holmes. *Camera pans to see Chavito storming out of the room with an evil look on his face*

You want style? You gots it.

Shit, I was watching the last episode of Nitro the other week and................*shudders*.........Flair with spiky hair. There is no kind or loving God.

I can't remember the last time we had a most stylish thread so I'd say it's warranted. The title is just a bit misleading.

I don't think so though I'm sure there are some that do.

It begins..........

Them muthafuckas are suffering from what they call BWS or Benoit Withdrawl Syndrome. I'd also like to point out that Shelton Benjamin follows Benoit to Raw and gets a push. Just sayin'. Poor Eddy.

Cena is worse then Torrie. Way worse.