Lord of The Curry

Admit it. You're gettin' hot, aren't you?

Throw in some of whatever local pastry you have, and it's a deal. Closest thing to a "pastry" I could find. I figure you can lace the marshmallows with some kind of hallucinogenic hash oil that will make for some good times.

The Lariat is basically the only thing keeping Bradshaw off of my list. JR is probably at the top of the list. I giggle then vomit when I hear people refer to him as the best announcer of all time. Any and all goodness he has put out (and he has done good, on occasion really good work) has been negated over the past few years. He has no place behind a microphone. I hate HHH not so much because of HHH himself but the people that think because he put Benoit and Benjamin over that it's ok that he's buried triple the amount of people within the past year. Michaels is just plain gay. Sherrif Austin needs to go away and die. It's really sad to watch him on tv now, thinking of what he once was. Cena has been gaying it up lately a fair bit too. He lost any and all cred as a badass when he said "Word mother-frickin' life" at the Royal Rumble. I can't think of a face on the entire roster that panders to the crowd worse then Cena. If Angle wasn't ace in the ring I'd hate him because his character and promo's are terrible.

*Realizes only now that the two gangs are rivals* *Let's them duke it out* *Has a pint*

Prepared to be supressed, bi-atch! *Sets off for London with 100 pipe bombs and members of the O'Hannigan Street Gang and the O'Seamus Street Gang* Yer arse is mine, boy-o.

Can whoever's running Amsterdam let me know? I want to trade a few cases of Guiness for some hash.

The IRA has arrived. Is there a purpose to this Model UN or are we just claiming for the sake of claiming?

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Purple Munky Dishwasher.

I was going to put something down regarding next week's episode but the spoiler tags aren't working. Go to CBS.com if you're interested on if they merge or not.

This thread should've ended right here. I was going to put that one up too.

Green Day is still alive? Colour me surprised.

Because the people in attendance didn't pay good money to see a fucking 2 minute squash?

The house shows don't matter? Vince, is that you?

Started it off with "No dress rehearsals, this is our lives"- The Tragically Hip and I ended it off with "In this great future, you can't forget your past."- Bob Marley. To this day I'm pretty sure that I'm the only white guy to ever quote Bob Marley in my schools yearbook comments.

The Player Haters Ball- Simply due to the inclusion of Buc Nasty and Silky Johnson. Because of this my answering machine on my cell phone is simply "Yeeeah, holla at'cha boy". Dave Chappelle's "Zapped!"- This one owns not so much in part of the skit but afterwards when the WB frog sits on Dave's shoulder and says "Maaaaammy" with these huge lips. Dave afterwards: "What, I can't make fun of that fucking frog? Fuck that frog. They'd never try that shit on white networks." The Mad Real World- It's got Poet from Oz guest starring. What the fuck else do you want? Reperations- I'm rich, beeyotch!

Well, my hopes for this movie just got taken down a peg.

Cold Water by Damien Rice.

The chick in the middle bears a scary resemblence to Alanis Morisette.

I think we have a gold mine on our hands, Andrew.

Or they just reserve a special segment each week to Taker coming out and tombstoning guys. Kinda like the Highlight Reel. " Piledrivin' with Mean Mark Calloway"?

Fools. It's all backwards. Here's the gimmick of gold. Just have Taker come out and tombstone whoever happens to be in the main event of Smackdown, as they've already done twice so far. You build it up from there, make it an angle with all the boys in the back. Nobody wants to main event the show because they know they'll get beat up so they end up forcing Paul London and Shannon Moore to figh with Spike Dudley as the guest referee. Then you basically run an angle with Undertaker being a King Kong-esque god of Smackdown and each week they must find new sacrifices to appease him. But it always ends up being Spike, Moore and London. Hiliarity ensues.

Nah, that just happens because in their minds, there IS NO WAY IN HIGH HEAVEN OR HELL that they are wrong. That's kinda funny you say that, because the complainers were right as fucking rain about the Ultimo thing. Anybody trying to say otherwise is a torch. Fuck this "in their minds" bullshit, they were right and people just aren't able to accept it.