Lord of The Curry

No! Don't quote me! You can't edit quotes, can you? SPOOOOOOOOOILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS~!~!~!

What if she started eating the food in a seductive manner?

I guess Canada gets these things before you Yanks do because I just got done watching SD. The main event is fuckin great. EDIT: Sorry. Really sorry. Just realized my mistake. I'm drunk, I swear!

Fuck this show. Leah's gone, thus my main reason for watching is gone. *Realizes that Dean is still in it* You win this round, Idol, but if Dean is voted out then I'm gone.

That was the greatest thing ever. EVER. It's also the reason why I don't go to church anymore.

I do. So did you fuck him or what?

Are you trying to say that Kotz is really Agent? *Tries to picture it* *Goes blind*

You're the one with the radio show, you should know what to play. But, since you're asking......... " Song to the siren" by This Mortal Coil " In the event that something should go terribly wrong" by Everytime I Die " Publicity" by GZA (it's clean, so you can get away with it) " Tigress" by Songs:Ohia " Anthem for a seventeen year old girl" by Broken Social Scene (dedicate this one to me and you'll be my personal Jesus) " One foot in front of the other" by Bright Eyes. " Song Seven" by Interpol I figure, most kids are your college are fairly mainstream in what they listen to so the list above would be something different for them. Of course I have no idea what I'm talking about here. College kids do love their indy treats.

On the floating, shipless oceans I did all my best to smile Until your singing eyes and fingers Drew me loving into your arms And you sang "Swim to me" "Swim to me let me enfold you" Here I am, here I am Waiting to hold you Did I dream you dreamed about me? Were you here when I was full sail? Now my foolish boat is leaning Broken lovelorn on your rocks For you sang "Touch me not" "Touch me not, come back tommorow" Oh my heart, oh my heart Shies from the sorrow Well I'm as poisened as the newborn child I'm as riddled as the tide Should I stand amidst the breakers? Or should I lie with death my pride? Here me sing "Swim to me" "Swim to me, let me enfold you" Here I am, here I am Waiting to hold you Tim Buckley, "Song to the siren".

Ah, the diaper is about to get changed, I suppose. And miss you piss and moan about it? He who uses profanity has already lost the debate. Thought you should know that. IT'S SO UNFAIR! HOW DARE ANYBODY DISCUSS PURO IN LESS THAN GLOWING TERMS! KAWADA IS MY GOD! I'M SERIOUS, HE'S MY GOD! I WORSHIP HIS SHRINE, THEN STIFF SOME GUY IN THE HEAD BEFORE DROPPING HIM ON HIS HEAD! BUT ONLY ON 11/7, BECAUSE IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY... You never need a reason to bash puro because the joy of watching puro geeks flip the heck out is ALWAYS worth a chuckle. Did anybody compare Misawa to WM? I must've missed that one. Wow, and I didn't even TRY! I RULE! Correction: Nobody is more annoying than a puro geek ripping on an obvious typo. You proved me wrong there, skippy. Now, just go off and blow your load off the latest Kojima match and leave us in peace. Danke. Dude sucked balls. I didn't make him be so blah in the ring. He is the epitome of puro overrating. Heck, I can only imagine how much of a messiah Albert would be if he worked in AJPW. I accused you of being a puro geek, actually. Now what did he do to deserve THAT punishment? Couldn't he just slit his wrists while throwing some elbows (heck, let's make em LARIATS!) or something? It'd be less painful. -=Mike You've pulled some dandy's in the past but now I see once again that you've decided to one-up yourself in the Stupid Contest. Bravo. You have no clue how embarassing that post was to read.

Are you drunk?

The episode where Paul Sr. souped-up that bike in a Vietnam Vet style and then prestented it to the actual vets had me choked up for some unknown reason. Good show.

Who the fuck is that? HHH's evil twin?

All Radiohead Edition~! 1. Climbing up the walls 2. Letdown 3. No Surprises 4. Life as a glass house 5. We suck young blood

SONOFABITCH~!

Only good things in the match: - Noble's whomp-ass sommersault plancha. - Rey's tope con hilo - Kidmans death. That's about it.

Bad doesn't describe it. Fucking embarrasing is more like it.

I marked hardcore for the tapout and I got a bit misty when I saw that Benoit and Eddy were both crying, but no actual tears. I'm still not convinced they won't fuck this up.

Nice to see that an innocent man is dead and all you can reply with is a poorly executed attempt at wit. Maybe when there's humour involved you'll have a shot.

Dude, thats your bachelor party. It'll happen. It always comes down to that at all Stags. If you can make the trip to Ontario, you're invited.

Is 50 secretly trying to tell us that the rap industry is chock full of nancy's?

All they need to do is give him the nickname "The General" and have him wear THE HAT and we're good to go.

Ease up on the 12 year olds, Mikey.

*Crucifies NM*

I second that, NM. Whenever any of my customers ask me what's better I always say widescreen without any hesitation.