Lord of The Curry

I'm 90% sure that "The Winds of Black Death" is the coolest name for a terrorist group ever. Oh, and good luck with that whole attack thing. Reports like this have been surfacing for a while now, don't put too much stock into it.

SO HELP ME GOD AGENT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M TURNING THIS SIDEBURN RIGHT AROUND AND WE'RE GOING HOME!

Shwong indeed.

Do a line of coke off a hookers chest.

"Blood on the motorway" by DJ Shadow "The Rat" by The Walkmen 'Love will tear us apart" by Joy Division. You've won this round, Spoon.........

Lion-O: Silly Smarks, don't they know that we totally own My Little Pony? Cheetarah: Apparently not.

-"Ghost" Kristen Hersch feat. Michael Stipe -"Unforgiven" by Metallica -"Cold Water" Damien Rice Deal wit it, Raverboy.............this round goes to the Curry.

Way to go, CWM. Congrats.

Brock is married and has a daughter.

What you call "funny" I call "incredibly sad".

Highly doubtful, considering I just listened to "Salsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel, a song universally recognized for it's unfuckwithability, Peter Gabriel smokes Dion and The Belmonts.

That would be Squidworth who is voice by Charles Nelson Reighly It's Squidward and the dude who voices him is named Robert Bumpus aka Best Name Ever. The stereotypes/character metaphors are SO written on the wall. Squidward- Gay art-fag, jaded by society and disenchanted with his life. Mr. Krabs- Capitalistic representation of post-war America (He served in the Navy) Patrick- Resident pothead. Sandy- Representation of the "strong but feminine" female we've become used to seeing. Mrs. Puff- Meant to represent the current shitty educational climate. Gary- God. Maybe not. Spongebob still has me kinda stuck. The guy who created him called him the eternal man-child. I'm not so sure about that one.

*Sniff* I'm touched Banky. If they were real, I'd give you a Krabby Patty for this one. Spongebob so fucking owns. It's the best kids show that shouldn't be a kids show. There's tons of innuendo and metaphors on the show that the kids won't get. And Plankton is the most deliciously evil foil in the history of cartoons. (Well, maybe not but he's damn good.)

He's rocked Sponge Bob before. I can't do it - its his territory. I'm cool with my childhood heros, the fuckign carebears. Banky respecting me? Has the world gone topsy-turvy?

"Yeah" is one of the worst songs ever. EVER.

I envy your obsession with Sponge Bob Squarepants. In fact, if you didn't already have that in your avatar, I would be rocking it myself. I actually bought the new Spongebob Goes Prehistoric DVD last night. The fact that it had an entire episode devoted to Plankton made it a must buy.

*Shakes fist* Damn you SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! "In the event that something should go terribly wrong" by Everytime I Die "No Surprises" by Radiohead "I'm on fire" by Bruce Springsteen "Emporers Main Course" by Kid Koala.

So Austin stuns both of them to end the match at Mania and declares himself the winner, right?

Fuck it. What are YOU feeling right now? What's in heavy rotation? - Limp Bizkits cover of Metallica's "Sanitarium" from the MTV Icon show. Fuck it. This song rocks. They mix in the turntable work in the right moments, the guitar is good and Durst seems farily motivated and plays to the crowd well. Good fucking song. - "Song To The Siren" by This Mortal Coil. Oh..........that song's delicious. Haunting and beautiful and eerie. The original by Tim Buckley is good stuff too. - " The Art of Balance" by Shadows Fall. This song makes me want to get into SF a lot more. Fucking R-O-C-K-S, - "Nothing But a G Thang" Dr.Dre feat. Snoop Dogg. Now, I'm not a huge hip hop fan. Or a rap fan. Or an R&B fan. So my opinion probably means shit to most. But IMO, this is probably one of the best rap songs ever.

I'm a great storyteller but I'm never motivated enough to finish shit. I'm told I sing well but have yet to take my talents beyond the bar. I can write really good poetry if I find something that inspires or motivates me enough.

Add "Angels" by A Silver Mount Zion to the list. Everybody needs to hear this song in all it's Toronto ambient glory.

I think this match has potential. I think it could be good. Cena will be in his first Mania appearance and working his ass off and Big Show knows that his performance here will affect his post-mania angles/push. But I can't really care too much about it. Why? 1) They held off on this thing for way too long. Cena has already pinned Show cleanly three fucking times already. This is a pointless match if I ever saw one. Cena should've beaten Show for the title a while back and went on to feud with a heel SD mid-carder. (I was thinking Matt Hardy for a while, but yeah.......that didn't go as planned.) 2) The psychological aspect of this match will no doubt focus on Cena's injured leg. Which is fine by me. Cena can sell well when he wants to. And he also has a habit of ignoring selling in favour of hitting the FU (his match vs Rhyno comes to mind.) So all through the match we'll see vicious legwork, great selling.........then an FU which totally kills all that work.

There's further proof that Molly is awesome, in a company where just about all the females have surgery done (how much plastic surgery do you reckon Torrie has had?), it's cool to see that she's totally comfortable with and proud of her appearance. For anyone who wants to read the whole interview (it's with Maven as well) here's the link: http://www.mikemooneyham.com/pages/viewful...5890003470B0337 Nobody tells the girls to get implants? I call shennanigans on that remark. It's unspoken and obvious. You see who gets pushes and what they look like and you adapt your look accordingly. Big-tittied blondes will always get the push over natural (but no less pretty) gals like Molly.

Odds that the handsome Fish and Game Officer comes back next week? I say pretty good.

Buscemi as a greaser = ratings. I can't wait to see what they have in store for him. - I refuse to believe that the Paulie vs Chris feud ends tonight. - Tony vs The Bear. Make it happen, David Chase. Make it happen. - Valentina has a BOOT on her. - Johnny Sack is SO taking out Carmine while he's in the hospital. - No Meadow? Boo-erns.