Lord of The Curry

" We've come to it at last. The great battle of our time."- Gandalf How very, very fitting. I'm tired and giddy and scared and excited about seeing this movie. Can it really be this good? Can it really live up to the hype? In less then a day, myself and thousands of others will find out. In every review that I've read for the movie the phrase "one of the best of all time" or something similar comes up. I normally don't buy into the hype for a movie, I prefer to find out for myself and judge afterwards. I'm sad to say that I'm hooked on the hype for Return of The King. I'm not a Tolkein purist, though I've thoroughly read through and enjoyed the LOTR and The Hobbit and from what I've read if you're a Tokein purist, you're going to be dissapointed. What do you all think? Love them? Hate them? Think it could actually be "one of the greatest"? Please remember that if you've seen the movie or are reavealing plot lines, deaths, whatever to please use the spoiler tags.

Best of luck with the move, man. You're a cool dude and I'm sure you'll do well.

I saw Benoit vs Angle at RR 03 the first time when I was stoned and I'm pretty sure I got an erection when Benoit hit his diving headbutt to Angle 3/4 of the way across the ring. Seriously. Fun Story: I called into Live Audio Wrestling (Toronto based radio show) totally funked outta my skull and proceeded to blabber on and on about how Benoit vs Brock on Smackdown was Godjesus. I was also dl'ing porn in the background and every time the clips finished a chime sounded. The host of the show thought that I was getting a ton of e-mails and suggested I should get off the phone to answer them. Kudo's to Dames for starting this thread. Speaking of Dames, I never pictured you as a smoker. Don't know why, just never did. Anybody else enjoy playing GTA: VC while high? That game's quality improves tenfold and the stunts/violence go from "hella cool" to "jumping around screaming like a girl mind blowing."

I see that the word "sarcasm" isn't in your personal dictionary, champ. I think Holly is a decent wrestler and semi-over but what does him being a piece of shit have anything to do with this feud? If Austin came back and went into a main event level feud with HHH not a single person on this board would say "Fuck Austin, he hit Debra and he doesn't deserve this". The fact that he's an asshole in real life has no bearing on his push. He stiffed some schmuck on Tough Enough. So what? The kid obviously didn't feel like he had to come up through wrestling the right way and chose the wrong path and this is what laid there for him.

Rudo, I just gotta say.......Wanderlei is a fuckin pimp. That's one boss sig.

This of course is completely typical of the internet wrestling crowd: in one thread, hammer on unimportant "inconsistencies" in WWE programming, while in another, completely ignore the hatchet job That Fuck Jackson (tm. jdw) did on Lord of the Rings while calling the movie perfect and the greatest of all time and other such nonsense. And what exactly do wrestling and Lord of the Rings have to do with each other? Two different sets of criteria for two totally different things. Quit nitpicking, you look like a moron.

Don't forget the seemingly endless supply of oranges that fall from that cupboard.

It was nowhere akin to a house show because it was broadcast on national fucking t.v and millions of people who saw Steve Austin loose his job @ Survivor Series just saw him somehow miraculously get it back. WWE didn't have to air the part where Austin stunned Vince, they could've just cut if off when he was giving gifts out to the crowd but they didn't.

Uh, why was Austin there?

I like your idea.

In all likelyhood nothing really would've happened. Situations like this usually would result in the person responsible for the cash getting fired but since there would be no proof that they took it, they couldn't fire the person. An ex-employee of my store took our store deposit one time but the bank never got it and nobody knows what happened to it. Our Loss Prevention Dept. questioned her regarding it but since they couldn't prove anything nothing happened to her.

- Finding Nemo DVD - Outkast Speakerboxxx cd - New Columbia Sportswear winter jacket - Coldplay Live 2003 CD/DVD - Gollum action figure ~! - Return of The King poster - Philidelphia on DVD - WWE Best 50 of All Time magazine - $20 gift certificate - $50 cash - Flip Skateboards t-shirt - AMC Theatres gift certificates - Portable CD/MP3 player

And maybe Aunt Becky videotapes the whole thing?

I nominate Dave Coulier as the aforementioned well hung Professor. He can do the "Cut....It....Out" thing while doing Mary-Kate cowgirl and going down on Ashley.

American Dragon. American Dragon. Dear fucking God American Dragon. But they'd screw him up really bad so there's no point. But if he was brought in as Benoit's protege I'd mark like a bitch. AJ Styles seems to be the most obvious pick of all the TNA/Indy Scum wrestlers out there, but he turned them down so I can't see it happening. They should sign Quinton Jackson and have him debut by allying him with Teddy Long and having Rampage slam the everloving shit out of Mark Henry. Then he cuts a profanity-laced promo fulls of "MF's" and n-words. And we all love it.

The Benoit/A-Train series of matches were overlooked by many. Benoit bumped like a freak and made Trains offense look deadly, Train took the rolling germans like a man and they worked the big man/little man match very well (ie. Benoit ducking to avoid Trains punches and rolling to avoid the bicycle kick). Benoit using the top rope for leverage to push Train back into the crossface was great.

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I consider The Rock to be one charasmatic motherfucker but Kobashi eats him up and shits him out in the charisma dept. Ditto for any and all in-ring work. I think the only thing that Rock has Kobashi beat on is the mic.

Are either of the twins going to dabble in lesbianism and then justify it as a "phase"? If you need an editor for this fan fic, I'm down.

Anybody know if the Cactus vs Funk match from ECW is the infamous "Fire Chair" incident?

Can we expect to see any sorority-themed stories?

I'm curious as to how Austin got in that ring, seeing as how, ya know, he was fired and shit.

This list is so wrong on almost all fronts.

This one sounds like totally fabricated bullshit. Actually, that story sounds pretty believeable. I mean, it's Vince McMahon for shits sake.

I doubt this PPV in question will ever happen, simply because the WWE aren't going to flat-out say "Raw is better then Smackdown" or vice versa because that kills the ratings for the other show.