Lord of The Curry

Rudo was so sad that day he couldn't get his wings........he never really recovered and it's been downhill since then.

RAW fans remind me of those battered wives you hear so many stories about. They swear that it's gonna change, they swear things are improving but they always go back and get slapped around, week after week........

I'm thinkin' this rube has never seen Noble wrestle because anybody who's seen him in the ring knows he's much more then a "cruiserhoss" with a "generic offense".

Ummm, they win every now and then? *Buzzer goes off* Incorrect. Anybody else like to try?

What have the Bashams and Shaniqua done in the last while that would constitute a "God push"?

Under 10 that we saw on TV. I don't really consider his work against Train and Show at Mania to be a "match".

I wonder if they mention how WCW was whipping their asses in the ratings wars.

The ace in the hole for me is pulling out the "Sir/Miss, I work in customer service and rest assured that if I presented this shoddy of a product/service to my customers, I'd expect to be in the unemployment line by now." I used it back in 2002 when myself and RavishingRickRudo and a friend were getting tickets to WrestleMania. We sat down at a place in the mall called J.J Mugg's that (up until then) had a really good rep. To start off, our untensils were all dirty. I'm not talking "little spot" dirty, I'm talking "bits of food stuck to it" dirty. Then our food comes and everybody got fucked in one way or another. My toasted western sandwich wasn't toasted. RRR's wings were tiny as fuck and were served on a dirty plate . Our friends hamburger was burnt to a crisp and served on a bun 2X the size of the actual burger. So I asked the waitress to speak with her manager and when he came up, I nailed him with the line I mentioned above. He apologized profusely, even offering to cook our food for us the next time we came by and the meal would be free. I gave him a sad, hurt look and told him that I wish it were possible, but that I'd never come back.

You trying to justify La Reisistance winning the tag titles as something major is hilarious. Really, keep going. I'm lovin' this.

Rage didn't sing DX's theme.

I think most people here would rather not have Benoits first title win be tainted by A-Train interference. Plus, Benoit doesn't need any help.

Who said anything about HBK?

Lesnar as the greatest American pro wrestler ever? Let's not go nuts here.

Agreed. 4 inches is the average snowfall during winter here. Having said that, fuck snow. The negatives undoubtably outweigh the positives here. Positives - Looks nice when falling slowly - Helps enhance the holiday season (at least for me it does) - Snowboarding Negatives - Whips into your face when it's windy and makes your face numb - Makes your hair/clothes wet, especially when combined w/ rain - Difficult to walk - Even more difficult to drive - Causes serious accidents, which slows down everybody - Causes events to be cancelled - Causes people to not want to go out and do something because the weather is crappy. Where do they go? To rent videos and make my life all the more difficult. Fuck snow.

Uh.......what do you think Jon said?

The scene where Pfiephers character tears down the paper crane wall and freaks out on Sam gets me every fucking time. Sean Penn's facials in that scene are fantastic.

Damn. If it was recent with good sound I'd buy a copy, but alas not. And what is this I hear about Regal "potatoing" Goldberg? In a match with Goldberg in which he was supposed to be jobbing, Regal, apparently pissed about the job, unloaded with shoot punches and kicks to Goldberg. Regal got fired because of it IIRC.

That match was very much Jesus. Some highlights of my fun time watching this - Benoit pulling Brock to the outside and unloading on him with punches and chops was awesome. So well timed and the the crowd ate it up with two fucking spoons. - Brock needs to throw german suplexes like THAT more often. Curry likey. - The F5 spot had the entire arena buying it. Every single person. - Benoit channels the fighting spirit of Kenta Kobashi with the diving shoulderblock and all the puro nerds party and freak out

Chapter 15: How Chris Benoit saved my career.

Chapter 14: Why I potatoed Bill Goldberg and why I liked it.

Wow, that was quick. Who pulled the plug?

Ok, I'm resurrecting this bitch so hopefully we can get some good discussion going for tonight's show. Official Preview from CBS.com The great lie continues to affect the decisions of castaways who believed Jon when he swore on his grandmother's grave. A luxurious strategy session enjoyed spa-style, with food, massages, showers and privacy, is spoiled by one castaway. Faltering alliances and redrawn allegiances leave no one safe, pushing one castaway to ask another, "You're not gonna betray me, right?" There's nothing like a guy in silk pajamas proclaiming what a great date he is! Curry's Prediction: Lil realizes that she is not going to be the one to make it with Burton to the final 2 and defects to the female group of Darah, Sandra and Krista. Jon or Buton go home tonight.

Thanks for the update, JR. So, who needs to drop a couple pounds and who has a good heart for this business?

*puts on some David Bowie*

The tiger suit is what he used back during the Billy and Chuck days aka the "Rico was gay back then too" days. They should play off of Rico's real-life cop skillz and make him into a 2004 version of Erik Estrada. Call him R.I.C.O and have him ride a police bicycle to the ring. Miss Jackie can be the sassy rookie cop that R.I.C.O has taken under his wing but secretly harbours an intense love for.