Lord of The Curry

No matter. Chris Benoit does not back down from challenges. Chris Benoit does not complain when something bothers him. Chris Benoit sorts his problems out in the ring. If you take away/modify that, you've taken away a good portion of his appeal.

So you put the title on Benoit and then have him bitch and moan about his 15+ years? I'm not feelin' it. Benoit doesn't back down from anybody and he doesn't fucking bitch about who he is or what he's done.

Because Spike TV told them to do it.

Wait.........there are VIDEOS for this type of shit?!

I expect we'll see Cena vs Show for the US Title soon enough, if the final of Benoit vs Cena is any indication.

Well, this sucks. I mean, Benoit beat Cena which makes me happy, but Benoit didn't beat Brock which doesn't make me happy. Though there is potential for a rematch, I doubt it's happening.

Actually, knowing him, he would. But I can't say for sure. UPDATE Last night myself and my assistant were outside his apartment having an herbal cigarette when George calls and asks my assistants advice on whether or not he should go out with the new girl. I personally don't care but I know right now that it is doomed to fail if they do in fact decide to date. I also found out that Mary does not know that both George and Mike have told the rest of us that they messed around with her, so right now she's probably thinking that she's hot shit because she's slept with a guy at work twice and messed around with another one and nobody knows. This is actually kinda significant, as Mary has trust issues with men in her life so when she finds out that the two guys have blabbed about it, things may get interesting........

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't give away his secret recipie. Those fuckers at Kiebler are threatening us with death again but we'll kick their asses like we always do. I mean, it's not like it's hard or anything. Any word on whether or not Dames is going to pursue our black and white "Racial Unity" cookie or not?

Too bad it will mean dick all in the long run when Austin returns in a month.

Low standards is what this forum bases it's life on, Rudo.

A match being praised by this board doesn't exactly say much, considering the Retard Ratio we have.

Easy. Vince McMahon.

I like how Trish was able to make herself and the womens div. seems infinetly more important then they really are. She acted like people actually take into account the womens wrestling when they buy their tickets for Raw events. I giggled badly when she said that there are 13 year old girls out there who want to be Trish Stratus when they grow up.

See my "he's my best friend" comments. Now, the guy who fucked the new employee I could give two shits about...........

Actually, you're both wrong. But keep guessing. This is fun.

Adrenaline. And God.

What in God's name is a flying sausage and why does it have anything to do with Jamal?

Greatest.........inside joke...............ever.

Yeah, that was me.

See my "I know I've talked a lot of shit" line. In my defence, my situation was a tad different because the girl was leaving the company and I wasn't yet in a position of power over her. My promotion happened after she left the store.

Well, I'm guessing that Steph or Vince recently watched She's All That and in an upcoming episode of RAW Christian mocks the fact that Jericho actually has feelings for Trish and Jericho looks angry and says "Hey man, it's just a bet" and walks away.

I predict that at one point in the Batista/HBK match Flair will interfere and JR will freak out and scream "FLAIR HAS NO BUSINESS IN THIS MATCH! NO BUSINESS, DAMMIT!".

No worries bro, I wasn't pissed off but thanks for apologizing. The only situation I think in which I'm "required" say something is with the Mary/Mike situation, but I'm also told that they didn't have sex, just messed around and stuff so I'm not sure if have to say anything. For the most part I just think it's weird. I'm fully aware that I've talked my fair share of shit in the past about nailing my co-workers, but it's generally an unwritten rule that you don't nail your co-workers, especially ones that you are in a position of power over.

Believe me, he can. He won't admit it, but he can.

Uh, I can see why you'd make the assumption that I'm a child because I still work at a video store, but I'm actually 20 and quite aware of the adult consequences of my actions. I've had the job for 4 years and it means quite a bit to me. I've already got my story prepared, but the main problem is that lives WILL be on the line if my boss finds out, mainly because of two things. 1) My boss is a by-the-book corporate pussy who will do anything that his boss tells him to do. 2) His boss is an uptight moron who doesn't approve of employees being friends with each other. Hell, he basically has told me before that he'd rather that the "Management Team" (manager, assistant, two supervisors) hang out on our own and not do anything with the staff. Normally I wouldn't give a shit about this because it's happened at places I've worked before, but I know how stupid these people (my boss and his boss) are and I know how they'll react if they find out.