Lord of The Curry

Watching a bunch of fucking morons act like fucking morons usually gets my blood up and makes me angry at humanity, so no, I'm not watching.

She was probably numb from finding out? Ok, listen, somebody tell Barron that this is a work, I can't be bothered. Chris- Do you think that these ninjas are in a Ninja Syndicate with Raven's infamous Mystery Ninja and one day they will rule the WWE and possibly the world? Cause I do.

Cro-Cop vs Fedor? *blows* *blows his.........uh...............ah, fuck it. blows his load. i'm lazy.*

So when John Cena wins tonight (and he will), I thought he was facing Brock at the Rumble, not directly after on SD.

You've gone mad.

*marks the fuck out that 7 TV Commericials is on C-Bacons list* Here's the deal: I buy it for you, you buy it for me. Sound good?

Linkin Park over Radiohead? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Uh, Mortal, I think you goofed. It's spelt S-h-e-l-t-o-n B-e-n-j-a-m-i-n, not Charlie Haas. Silly.

I know this much: I'm Irish. Aside from that, the rest of life is a blur.

You really shouldn't listen to the kids from the white bus, DH. OVW is the polar opposite of everything that Benoit is and wrestles like. I heard some are calling him the John Cena of OVW, though. Their hiptosses and dropkicks are very similar.

You and almost everybody else. 1. Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit, Royal Rumble 2003. Everything else is miles behind.

When did Big Show use a wheelbarrow suplex? I think they're referring to the wheelbarrow powerbomb he's used before.

I think it's because the difference in actual match quality is negligible, and the two storylines (Y2J wants to show he's better, HBK doesn't want his career to be ended) and three months of feuding going into that match make it seem a bit more important than the RR match that felt like the build-up was written on a napkin. Ok, I'll give you the storyline for Jericho/HBK was better but to say that the match quality is "negligable" is an insult to Benoit and Angle. Every single aspect of the match, better then anything Jericho and Michaels did.

"At Last" by Etta James is all you need, baby.

Unrelated note: If the network chooses not to reveal Jon's scheme about his granny to the other Survivors, does that mean that everybody had to find out by watching it on TV with their friends and family? 'Cause that would fucking SUCK.

I tend to wonder whether or not the people who've picked Jericho vs HBK as their MOTY have seen Benoit vs Angle from the Rumble.

I don't know if Sandra purposely threw it out, I believe that if you check it out she said she tripped on a vine or something.

I'm guessing Vince buys it, only to burn it down and piss on the ashes. It's a good metaphor.

Kenta Kobashi's pompadour. That is how it's done.

Don't hate because the truth is being spoken. Benjamin is heads and shoulders above Cena in the ring and everybody and their fuckin grandma knows it.

Yup. Got my promotion and raise at work, parents aren't bitching at me about a job. That's all I ask.

Wow. That was quite the fucking episode. Jon's plot had to have been the single most evil and genius thing in Survivor history. I simultaneously gained and lost a ton of respect for the guy. That is why I watch Survivor.

NEW E-MAIL~! FISHCORN BUSHES OWN US ALL~!

If Cena goes over Benoit and subsequently over Brock, that may just be enough to push me over the edge when it comes to watching WWE programming. And I'm really, really scared that it will happen too.

News Flash: We're all marks.