Lord of The Curry

Subtlety was never a specialty of the WWE's.

Well, of course you are. Why else would you get the tatoo?

*Sighs. Breathes in heavily. Holds back tears.* I remember when I read that somebody had said "Lord of The Curry is the Susan Lucci of the IWC" and I thought to myself, "Curry, you've gotta prove them wrong. You're too deep. You're too strong. You gots to show them how it's done." Consider yourselves shown. I'd like to thank RRR for giving me this lovely GOMIE, The Czech Republic for keeping the H*R love alive in his sigs, Spongebob Squarepants for giving me humour during this dark times and of course, the man himself......

*Crazy old Flair mode* YES~! YES~! THIS IS THE BIG MAN BATISTA~! HE CAN BREAK.....YOUR........SPINE! *Flair goes crazy some more and points to Orton* THIS IS THE DIAMOND~! THE DIAMOND IN THIS BUSINESS~! YES~! WHOOOOOOOO!~~!~! *Flair's veins start to bulge out as he points to HHH* AND..........YOU.........ARE.........THE.........CHAMP, BROTHER~! YOU ARE THE GREATEST THIS BUSINESS HAS EVER SEEN~! WHOOOOOOO~!~! *Flair finally drops dead of the stroke we all knew was coming*

*Smacks head* Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.

Q: What is the sound of a bunch of smarks sucking? A: This thread.

Vince McMahon. He also invented pro wrestling. Didn't ya know?

The thing is, Mirko damn near broke Igor's neck w/ that high kick. Something like that directly landing on ANYBODY'S face = K.O'd like a bitch.

*Applause* I doubt most people here ever gave two shits about Crash when he was wrestling in the WWE. I'm not a big fan by any means but I thought he was a solid wrestler and it sucks that he died needlessly.

You and the rest of the world, apparently. Bam is good, but there's so much better out there.

Weren't you banned?

The hot shit right is the fucking Return of the King trailer. Recognize.

So according to theonering.net and aintitcoolnews, New Line Cinema has instructed Jackson to edit the entire beggining scene of the ROTK, which is the fellowship riding to Isengard and the subsequent death of Saruman and Grima (Scouring of The Shire isn't in the movie.) So no Christopher Lee for anybody who was looking forward to seeing Saruman in ROTK. "We reluctantly made the decision to save this sequence for the DVD. The choice was made on the basis that most people will assume that Saruman was vanquished by the Helm's Deep events, and Ent attack. We can now crack straight into setting up the narrative tension of ROTK, which features Sauron as the villian. " - PJ This is such utter bullshit.

Have faith, AS. There's always Jones and Morgan if the feud w/ Show tanks.

Seinfeld is the king, followed by Simpsons and Family Guy.

RRR and Da Czech = GH and Joe 2K3.

Is one of those "special guests" Mae Young, Jimmy Snuka or Billy Graham?

Did somebody say...............IRISH?! I'm Irish. And so is this guy. Chapter 98- Steph McMahon: American's Sweethert or Every Man's Fantasty? (Ballot included so the fans can choose.)

Sanders was midcard at best in WCW. Just because you're associated w/ Kevin Nash doesn't automatically make you a "big name."

Let's not go nuts, Sanders was a good mic worker but to put him up there with the "big names" is a tad silly. I don't ever recall Orton cutting promo's of the calibre of Austin, Rock, Foley or Flair.

And for the fact that they're the heirs to the Hilton Hotel fortune.

Hey, if Tiny Tazz is part of the mockery of your tale, I must be involved. It's written in the cosmos.

*is on the edge of his seat, waiting for the surly elf they call Benoit to crossface one of the reindeer*

YES~! Edge, Christian, Jericho, Test, Benoit, Storm, Kim and Stratus are all part of the Canadian Elf Mafia.

Can Benoit be the surly elf who doesn't want to share his x-mas tree decorations?!!?