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Fedor vs HBK. That's my dream, right thurr. *HBK comes down to his preaching, dancing and general fagging* *Fedor comes down to the Russian National Anthem with no pyro or fanfare* *Michaels dances around the ring and slaps Fedor.* *Fedor punches Michaels in the face and knocks the dirty christian out cold*.

Either that or have a ONE tweener GM on the show. Have them be a medium for the wrestlers and use somebody that the fans will accept in such role. Obviously Austin would be terrible in the shoes of a guy who always listens to both sides and is reasonable. That's not who he is. Somebody like Heyman, Flair, Ace or even Arn Anderson would be good at that.

Good idea, Rudo. Benoit beating Lesnar in a non-title match on SD would put some major heat on their feud. What would I do? Simple: Filter out the crap. Make sure that only the best matches make the PPV. Make each PPV seem important, like have wrestlers fighting just to get on the PPV. Put over the fact that a wrestler can go from being a nobody to a somebody just by putting on a great performance on live PPV.

I as well.

I'm w/ AoO on this one. Gin blows, it tastes like something along the lines of rubbing alcohol for me.

*Looks at Wrestling Polls and Lists threads. Mocks Choken One for thinking HHH was the best in 2000.*

Oh, for God's sake don't even fucking start on how "pre quad HHH was the best in the world" or any of that shit. The guy had some good matches in 2000. That's it. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if getting carried by Austin, Jericho, Foley and Benoit constitutes greatness, then HHH in fact was great in 2000. But he really wasn't.

Damn that war in Iraq! Damn it!

Puro is STILL pro wrestling. It's still a work. They still have gimmicks and gimmick matches there too. Japan isn't some foreign planet or anything. Different builds? For every puro wrestler I can guarantee you that there is an American wrestler with the same build. You can hardly fault them because their training is better and they're harder workers. Methinks somebody feels a little threatened that their Yankee wrestlers may get routed by the Can-Jap Alliance. Mexico may come later. We're not sure.

FUCK YOU! READ BETWEEN THE LINES YOU FOOL!

Fuckin hell. I just got done watching some SpongeBob. It's officially genius. Admit it, Rudo.

I don't see how the one mediocre match with a cool spot can make up for the rest of that shitty fuckin' card.

To the best of my knowledge, Eddy is the only WWE wrestler to have felt the motherfucking wrath of the goddamn fucking WILDBOMB!~. Armageddon 2002 Vengence 2003. *Sniff* Bless you, Guerrero. Bless you.

It's basic joint psychology. Nothing too amazing. People don't blow their load when Benoit does the shoulderbreakers or neckbreakers because they know the crossface is coming. Flair's storytelling isn't at the level of guys like Misawa, Jumbo or Kobashi. Heck, you could argue that Benoit and Austin are better storytellers. Oh, and here's another list about Flair. GUYS WHO COULD BECOME BETTER THEN FLAIR IN DUE TIME - American Dragon - Rey Mysterio - Low Ki - AJ Styles (send this kid to Japan for longer then your basic Z-1 tour) - Yoshihiro Takayama - Jun Akiyama - Chris Daniels - Yuji Nagata - Kazushi Sakuraba

He's still awesome. Great reply there, champ. Can somebody ban this putz? His gayness has gone unchallenged for too long.

What is so awesome about a crazy old man who's lost in the fucking ring and can't work a lick anymore?

Fuck. I'm stoned outta my gourd right now but dammit, I'm goin' for this anyways. Flair is not even close to being one of the greatest of all time. Let's just get that out of the way now. Here's a list for your viewing pleasure. ALL BETTER THEN FLAIR - Benoit - Guerrero - Hart - Lyger - Jumbo - Kobashi - Kawada - Misawa - Vader - Takada - Austin Flair matches are repititive as shit, with very little of anything. No mat work, no strong style, no flying. No stiff moves. Just a ton of backdrops, chops and struts. I'll be the first to admit that the man is charasmatic as fuck and is a legend on the mic (though Foley is better then Flair, anybody who's seen his Cactus Jack work in ECW should know.)

Benoit, Guerrero, Angle, Taker, Rey, London, Spanky, Dragon, Tajiri. All on Smackdown. Still putting on better matches on Smackdown.

Not me. 1. Cena sucks. A lot. 2. Cena vs. Brock sucks. Remember? 3. I thought Benoit was supposed to be feuding with Brock soon, so Benoit should beat him here. That's why I had Brock cheat to beat Benoit. Leaves stuff open... No it doesn't. It says "John Cena got the clean pin on our champ" so logically it would be Cena who gets to feud w/ Lesnar, which we all know is B-A-D. The finish is Benoit over Lesnar or Lesnar over Benoit. Nothing else is acceptable.

The pin of that match should enhance the Benoit/Lesnar storyline, no matter how they do it. Cena vs Angle already happened and if the reports from a while back are correct, they'll be tagging soon.

"But Hawk was just so down to earth, such a caring person. One of the boys. Just treated me as an equal. I'll never forget that about Hawk, about how right away he came up to me and hugged me, and introduced himself." Benoit is a warrior f'n poet. And Eddy Guerrero is probably the only man who could make organized religion seem semi-cool.

*looks at list of rude chants that will be directed towards HBK and Vince at SS* Patience, my pet. Your time will come.

Mark Henry's still alive? Fuck.

Just have Brock C2W (Cheat to win) and get a cheap pin off of Benoit. They could work in the crossface spot after the match, or during it. "Benoit has Brocks number" is a simple but effective storyline.

Nah. They could have Cena be the replacement dude and let Cena F-U the Big Show but end up getting eliminated. Next night on Smackdown you've got a Cena vs Show feud for the title, which would 1) Get Cena over huge for taking out Show. 2) Give Cena some MAJOR ammo for his raps.