Lord of The Curry

Easy, big fella. Remember what the doctor said about your blood pressure?

*Resists joke* Colin McGovern. Every time I see your username one pops into my head, believe me. Saucy.

God that new SB e-mail rules. Bubs + buses + Whitesnake ref. = Gold.

*Resists joke* Colin McGovern.

Apparently they've argued him down to 3 burying's a year as opposed to the original proposed number of 6.

While not exactly a cruiserweight, they could easily bring in Danielson as the techie heel "wrestler" on Smackdown. He could brag that the cruisers would not have a chance against him 'cause he'd take them down before they could ever fly against him. Oh, and the Cattle Mutilation would be over like rover.

Hmmmm. That could actually work out to be a column.........

I can say without a doubt that I enjoyed this movie more then Kill Bill. At least this movie knew how to give your heels credibility. But I'm seeing Kill Bill again soon so I may change my tune.

That match pissed me off too, Barron. I didn't see the point of Benoit getting pinned clean as hell when he'd tapped out 9 days prior. Good match, but pointless.

I don't see the point in doing Benoit vs Angle, unless they make it for the #1 Contendership and Benoit goes over clean as a fuckin whistle.

This is not a "favorite" or "best" thread, it's a beast of a different breed altogether. I was listening to the sndtrk for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon earlier today and almost broke down in tears because it was so amazing. That, to me, was "beautiful" music. So, what do you dig or know of that would be considered "beautiful" music? What is something that is so insanely pleasureable for you to listen to that you can only call it beauty?

Anybody catch this shit?! It fucking OWNS YOU!~ - The Cheat is available for prom's and pizza party's~! - The Cheat is a secret agent~! - Strong Bad sings WHITESNAKE~! and you all party and freak out!

I think I'm in shock. Seriously. I've never, ever, ever expirienced anything like this before. This feeling. It was, on this day at least, the most beautiful type of music I'll ever hear. The atmosphere at The Skydome tonight was nothing but positive vibes from everybody around, sharing joints, chatting w/ strangers etc. I went on quite the journey today because of Radiohead and if you fancy a read, keep on goin' down the page.......... Pre- Concert Antics Me and my two friends went to a bar downtown in T.O called The Loose Moose, which was a very nice place and they had a kick ass veggie burger. My friend Ryan was the one who bought the tickets in the first place, as he somewhat inheritied them when he agreed to take 4 tickets off the hands of a friend of his who couldn't make it tonight (and nor could her friends.) The problem was, we had an extra ticket for the evening and nobody to give it to. Ryan is a nice guy by nature so before he and I left for the show (our other friend Shawn didn't care to see the opening act), he went over to the bar and told the barkeep that he could take the ticket and give it away to somebody in the bar. He said that he would. This guy ended up coming up to us and telling us that he would keep it for himself, that he was very grateful to Ryan and that we'd see him later. He also mentioned that if we wanted a beer afterwards, drinks were on the house if we came back here with him. Making a new friend, we left for the Dome. Kid Koala, Opening Act and DJ Extraordinaire This kid owns. OWNS. He's a tiny little Asian dude from Montreal who can spin faster then the speed of fuckin' light. He mixed "Fitter, Happier" by Radiohead which of course got the crowd amped. He then blew our minds with a 13 minute epic of a song that I didn't catch the name of and finished off with his "Audrey Hepburn Mix" which is basically him scratching and mixing Ms. Hepburn singing "Moon River." Our Heroes take the stage After Kid Koala was done there was a half hour break before Radiohead went on, which I used to smoke a joint. When they went on stage , the place began to shake. It felt like the roof was going to come off. They opened with (I believe) "Where I End and You Begin" which got rocked some serious ass. Afterwards they played a selection of songs off of Hail To The Theif, including "Sail to the Moon", "Sit Down, Stand Up", "There There" and "I Will." Then something happened that made me gain a whole new measure of respect for Thom Yorke. During the middle of a song he just straight up stopped playing and shouted for the band to stop. He looked into the front row and said "Something's going on down there", which made the crowd laugh as we thought he'd stopped the band to make fun of somebody. As it turned out, somebody was having an eplieptic seizure in the front row and Thom stopped playing because he'd noticed the person seizing and called for security and an ambulance for the guy. He was body-surfed to the front of the stage where he was taken away and ended up coming back a half hour later, perfectly fine. Aside from the Hail To The Thief stuff, they played Street Spirit, Paranoid Android, Climbing The Walls, My Iron Lung and Idioteque. Then they played it. My favorite. Fake Plastic Trees. It was one of the singlest most amazing moments of my life, to look around me and see 25,000+ people singing along with every word that left Thom Yorke's mouth. I almost cried. The Encores All I remember was that they finished up with "Karma Police", followed by Thom leading the audience in the chorus once the song finished for a couple minutes. The After- Party Free drinks on behalf of our new bartending friend Tony and lots of good conversation with a ton of Radiohead fans who happened to be at our bar. This was an amazing, amazing night. Every song they played was with beauty and grace and musically, nothing could have sounded better. Besides myself and C-Bacon, anybody else make it out to this or have seen Radiohead live before?

Penguins?! Does a certain Vietnamese friend of ours know that you're stealing his favorite animal?

Clinically Incompetent Angles.

*Applause* Have a trophy, Bruiser.

Anyone else wondering why the production crew had a huge batch of dog food? It was a "snack" for Steph.

Don't be silly. Shane McMahon wrestled in the main event of Survivor Series 2001. Does that make Shane a main eventer?

Yet, he headlined PPVs from No Mercy 2000 to No Way Out from 2001. Main evented Invasion to Survivor Series 2001. Main evented Vengeance 2002, Armageddon 2002 all the way to WM XIX (with the exception of No Way Out) Main evented Vengeance and SummerSlam this year. And countless RAW and SD episodes. Hmm... (Alright so he co-main evented SSeries 2000 and SS 01, technicality bitches) I guess you didn't know, so I'll tell you. There's a difference between being in the Main Event of a PPV and being treated like a main eventer. Now go learn something before typing drivel again.

I expect the WWE to name them RiceSquad 2003 or something along those lines.

*Ahem* Rock and Austin did comedy segments but their characters were serious. They could cut serious promo's. Angle's GIMMICK is that he's a goofy retard. Angle couldn't cut a serious promo if his life depended on it.

Angle never has, nor ever will be treated like a main event guy. I don't care if the dude has headlined Mania, once a goof, always a goof.

Is Big Show standing on a dinosaur?

Austin put over Angle clean at Unforgiven 01 Austin's hand was under the ropes so I wouldn't call that a totally clean victory. WrestleMania 19 is probably the last time we'll see Austin get pinned 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring.

So anybody want to take bets on how long it is until some fuckass brings up HBK tapping out to Jericho a while back and how it "put Jericho over"?