Lord of The Curry

Right now, Angle. Off all time, HBK.

Four Canadian soldiers and now a Bristish cameraman. The "killed by a retarded American during wartime" section in heaven is expanding.

You have a (from what I can see) water-tight lawsuit against them. The question is whether or not you want to get dragged into court regarding this or do you want to get revenge by burning down the store?

I'd pay to see that.

"The Scientist" by Coldplay.

Pride (In The Name of Love)- U2 Like A Stone- Audioslave Freedom- Rage Against the Machine Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd Winter- Tori Amos

What kind of a fuckass would overrated The Tragically Hip? They barely get any exposure outside of Canada and no real rating in general, thus they cannot be overrated. My vote goes to Nirvana, though Pearl Jam cuts it pretty damn close.

I heard Eminem is gonna be Archie Bunker in an All In The Family remake. He should be good. Seriously though, Fuck Kevin Smith.

Methinks Eddy retains and goes on to feud with a soon-to-be-turning-face John Cena. Post match, you have Benoit cut a promo in which he's angry at himself and sorry to the fans for letting them down again. He gets hella emotional and says that tonight he needs to do something to prove to himself that he's still go "it." After the victory over Angle, Lesnar begins to set him up for an F5 on the announce table and Benoit's music hits. Him and Brock brawl around the arena and the PPV ends with Benoit standing over Angle's body and staring Brock down. The feud would own. Benoit could talk about how he now needs to destroy the monster that he created because he was not hungry enough. He sees Brock as his last hope before fading into mediocity. Feud ensues, with the main question begin "Does Benoit still have it?". The question is answered at No Mercy 2003 when Benoit makes Lesnar tap out for the first time in his career.

*Super Troopers mode on* I swear to God I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says 'Shennanegans'. *Super Troopers mode off*

Have fun DA, rock the casbah and don't forget to carry her across the threshold of the carpet in your hotel. Oh, and use a condom. Unless you want kids already.

Sweet Cuppin Cakes may be quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in my lifespan. I'm all about giving trophies thanks to H*R. Anybody else seen The Ballad of The Sneak? It's God.

Benoit can do all of his moves and still sell. I've said that about 1000 times......not here though. Correct me of I'm wrong, but don't shoot fighters get an instant tap-out with an anklelock? Someone once told me that.... In real life an ankle lock (properly applied) would get an instant tapout. But the WWE has conditioned their fans to expect long and drawn out submissions when one is applied. In reality, the crossface, dragon sleeper, hell, even a front headlock would do it.

Not to mention the fact that he doesn't build up to the ankle lock at all. All of a sudden the straps are down and he grabs on.

Meltz is reporting that Christian won the IC Title tonight at a House Show in Des Moines, Iowa. Booker went for the axe kick on Christian and dropped to the mat, screaming in pain. Christian improvised by picking Booker up and pinning him via the Unprettier.

And learn how to wrestle. When the fuck has wrestling ability mattered in the WWE?

- Loser of the class rats me and some friends out because we were talking during a presentation. - Loser of the class gets cologne sprayed in his eyes. - Teacher gets informed that loser of the class is high on weed, as seen by his red eyes. - Teacher calls cops and sends loser of the class to office. My finest hour.

YES!

*walks in with a Best of Giant Baba tape* LET'S GET THIS BITCH STARTED UP PROPER~!

So I can come by after I'm off work to watch the show, right?

And was subsequently booked as the worst champion in recent memory. Anything else?

WWE "missing the boat" on RVD is NOTHING compared to how they fucked up Benoit, Jericho and (to a lesser extent) Angle. RVD should consider himself lucky he's not a blond-haired Canadian who can actually wrestle, or he'd be much worse off.

All the kids who watch Learn how to take a man down Use the liver shot

NOT turning Benoit in Canada. It was his fucking return to the company from an 8 month injury for shits sake.

Now do you see what happens when you try and logically figure out a WWE angle, AS? It makes the head hurt.