JJ Johnson

BIRTHDAYOSITY~!

Playing online's a pretty humbling experience, but I've gone on a bit of a winning streak lately - up to 20-24 - so I'm not complaining. Hell, I wasn't complaining when I was getting my ass whipped. It takes an awesome game to keep me playing even if I'm getting destroyed. Oh, and you're in for a VERY rude awakening if you play as Toad. Just a heads-up. Also, I wish the game told you if your friends were online, instead of making you guess and look foolish as you sit there looking for what isn't there.

Where it says Records on the main menu.

For the record, Bruce, you aren't allowed either. I'm certain that's what Spike meant to say.

So, what does everybody's record online look like? I'm a lowly 16-24.

My challenge still stands, Downhome.

Gorgeous George, man. The ORIGINAL gimmick.

More accurately, constant drifts that move you from one side of the track to the other. Like a snake.

Argh, why is it so damn hard to find people online? Takes forever, it seems, and I've got a fast connection. We should race, Downhome.

I despise snaking. I try it, if I'm really far behind, but I'm so bad at it that it doesn't have much effect. It's a legitimate tactic, and good for the people who can do it, but I don't like it.

Yeah, you're going to have to go with nintendo.com for that, Hoff.

Out of at least 30 people I've raced on Mario Kart DS, two have known the Delfino Square shortcut. That's become my trump course because of it.

So, who would be interested in some sort of TSM Mario Kart league? Between Thoth, Ced, claydude, Smues, myself, Downhome, Magnifico, and one other person (maybe Hoff or Matt Young), we could have quite the league. I was thinking something along the lines of SMARKCAR~! for the name, but don't name your competitions before they start. Or however that cliche goes.

You'll wrestle that refrigerator, and you'll make it look like a million bucks while you're at it. Any less than ***1/2, and we'll be having a discussion.

I find the lack of "Shake That Laffy Taffy" in this thread disturbing. For crying out loud, the beat sounds like something out of an NES puzzle game, and that's the best part of the song.

I am, in fact, an Insider, and have been digging through the old boards before. Found nothing related to title histories, but that may partially be the fault of my not looking. Also, Ben Hardy's British and Funyon's friggin' huge.

Heh. Lord David. I remember him. Happy birthday, you capitalist X-Net dog.

You know it says "Kaybafe" in your sig, right? Not trying to be abrasive, just letting you know.

At the time, Toxxic. And because nobody put it there.

Mole

180450 640455 Anyone found some sort of emblem template? Or emblem site? I always sucked at the one on Animal Crossing. EDIT: Found one. This site, while a bit glitchy with complicated stuff, is still really good. You have to ignore how it insists on changing blacks and whites to pink, green, etc. EDIT 2, Electric Boogaloo: I've added Ced, Thoth, claydude and Downhome. So, basically, everyone who posted their friend code so far.

Ouch.

So did Men Without Hats. One good song means nothing.

...so, you're saying that the Angel's Wings is Daniels' only redeeming quality?

I spend the better part of an hour trying, by any means necessary, to get back in here, and there's one person. ONE. Talk about your wasted effort.