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    www.hotornot.com

    I wonder what her farts taste like after an egg salad sandwhich
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    This Week in Baseball 7/2 - 7/8

    I just read a little tidbit about an altercation with the A's and Mariners involving Ichiro. Can someone fill me in as to what happened?
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    NHL Offseason - 2007

    Buffalo's GM said in the press conference.."As long as we are alive, they can expect us to present an offer sheet if its in our best interest" He's clearly pissed off right now. Thank god Hemsky is signed for the next 5 years.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    I just tuned in. What were they arguing about?
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    NHL Offseason - 2007

    I'm reading a lot of rumours that the Oilers pulled this trade off today so they could make an offer sheet to an RFA (apparently either Vanek or Parise) It's just not going to work because the Devils and Sabres have already lost players and they would easily match anything Lowe would present to them. I've completely lost any faith I ever had in Kevin Lowe.
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    Gorilla Monsoon

    Go watch Wrestlemania XV during the Butterbean/Bart Gunn match. Gorilla is a judge and appears extremely thin. Seems like cancer to me.
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    NHL Offseason - 2007

    Oilers traded a 2nd round pick for a 3rd round pick and AHL journeyman Allan Rourke. The cup is finally coming home!!!!!!!!!! *jumps off a cliff*
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    The Youtube Thread

    "but i'm a fag"
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    That was the best post of this entire thread.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    I'm convinced that Dan from Chicago has never felt a female breast before. EDIT: this guy just won't shut up.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    Little recap so far... - Alvarez was good friends with Benoit. Said that Benoit would complain to him about the state of developmental and the muscleheads coming through. - Drug usage apparently picked up considerably the last few months. Hardly any breaking news. - Said Benoit's death on the pully was a slow torturish death, and it wasn't instant. - Bryan and Dave seem to be refuting each others statements. A little uncomfortable so far. Phone calls to come shortly.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    Nancy Grace just needs to shut up.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    Seriously why is religion being brought into this? That's just as retarded as wondering what Viscera's farts taste like after an egg salad sandwhich.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    This may have already been discussed but you have to wonder...If there was steroids found in Benoit's body, how bad the PR disaster is going to be for Vince. Unless i'm forgetting something, nobody in baseball or any other sport linked to steroids went on and killed their family. WWE could have a nightmare on their hands from the feds.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    http://www.caller.com/news/2007/jun/25/wwe...can-bank-center not sure how accurate that is but the site is claiming that the arena show has been cancelled.
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    Chris Benoit Dead - Toxicology results released

    i'm speechless. R.I.P Chris.
  17. Rick Fuller did it. Apparently Rick is really distraught over not getting signed by Vince during the WCW purchase. Rick has been orchestrating this for several years. Vince also did interfere during his match in Chaotic wrestling.
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    NHL Offseason - 2007

    If the Hawks get unmotivated Sergei Samsonov they lose this easily. If they get motivated Sergei Samsonov, it could be a steal. Especially with Havlat on the other wing.
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    This Week in Baseball 6/4 - 6/10

    We're going to see a brawl this game. I can feel it.
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    NHL Offseason - 2007

    It's a chance i'm willing to take. He's a better defensive defenseman than Souray, who is also rumoured on the Oilers radar.
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    NHL Offseason - 2007

    If that's the same article I was reading earlier, he mentions that Wade Redden wouldn't mind going to Alberta. Kevin Lowe needs to make it happen, even if he is over 6 million a year.
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    WWE General Discussion for June 2007

    I don't get this from a kayfabe perspective. Why would Edge, who is the champion, want his brand to get a big draft pick? In theory, getting the draft pick means a huge superstar gets picked, adding more competition to his title.
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    The Youtube Thread

    In regards to that Lashley tribute I present this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAiLA__4dLo
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    NHL Thread: It's December Now.

    Ales Hemsky.
  25. the fire extinguishers went off
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