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In news that will be on every front page newspaper, Defenseman Brad Lukowich has signed a two-year contract with the Islanders. In all seriousness, today has been one of the least active days in signings. Which major stars are left to be picked up, restricted or unrestricted?

Jays ended up winning 2-1. They've won 3 in a row but haven't been able to pull together a major winning streak all season. The lack of more veteran leadership is the cause I think as the team is very young. It's still frustrating to see them win 3 in a row then lose 3 in a row and repeat the process.

Here's one that completely slipped under the radar. Sometime in either 98 or 99, WWE had a house show at Skydome (I think) on a Saturday night. Edge defeated Jeff Jarrett for his first I.C title. The next night, Jarrett won the belt back at whatever ppv it was. I would also say that all the Jarrett/Ramon I.C title switches on that tour of Quebec were pretty shocking as well. I remember watching Raw and they would go over to Live Event news and I was so suprised to see that Jarrett and Ramon had switched the title twice in the span of a week.

OLN NETWORK!??????? Are you kidding me? That's horrible on so many levels. I can just picture Cal Johnson and the chick from Body Break being studio analysts.

Only in New York.

Well, the kid pulled it out. My addiction to MVP Baseball caused me to stop watching the game after the top half of the seventh. Good for the Mariners to put something on the board for the kid. And wow, what the fuck happened to the Twins?

I've been watching the Mariners game tonight and this Hernandez kid looks sharp so far. 6 IP, 5 K, 3 H, O ER. Of course, his team has not given him any run support and it's 0-0.

That's a horrible mental image.

Some fan fell into the backstop at the Yankees game. I've seen it all now.

Does this board end up having an NHL Fantasy season? I'd offer to run it but I probably wouldn't be the best commish. If so, count me in.

I was listening to Limp Bizkit and Method Man 'n-2gether now' and they drop Big John Studd's name... "They call me Big John Stud My middle name Mud" I also remember some other Limp Bizkit song that drops Ken Shamrock's name. The song was created while Shamrock was in the WWF. Are there any other wrestlers named off in songs?

Giambi taking out that umpire was funny.

It just came to me that Cypress Hill has a Kurt Angle reference in a song. I forget which one however.

"Wannabe rappers I kill, Like Lex Luger, I drug them up with a pill" Ok, I got nothing.

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. All the effort I put into changing my sig and I have to do it again. Jk. But this is an another amazing pickup. I seriously had doubts about Kevin Lowe as a General Manager but they've been erased now. I'd love to see Lowe go after a goalie cause i'm not sure if Conklin can be a #1

Oilers signed him to a 5-year deal at only 5.5 million a year. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW. I haven't been excited about hockey for a long, long time.

This is the greatest day ever. I need not explain

i've heard a different definition of "snowball" but that may have to go in the love and dating folder.

I don't find that whole "punk" genre to be that funny. It would drive me insane when Blink 182 and all those bands would release these videos and people couldn't stop laughing. "OMGZERZ THOSE GUYS ARE RUNNING AROUND NAKED LOLMYGOD" Please.

Where is his first game back? I can't wait to hear all the booing.

I wonder if it's a work. Nothing would shock me anymore.

My buddy stated one time that a band named Butchered Beef had a song called "89 year old woman queefing up kfc coleslaw". Even though thats not the band name, that song wins hands down if he is telling the truth.

The Mike Tyson/Austin confrontation. People who didn't even watch Wrestling were raving about it at school the next day.

Al, I can see David Bush being a breakout star. He has great stuff and has proven a few times now that he can go the distance. He just has to maintain his composure on the mound at times.

Even though he isn't an athlete, that Dick Pound guy on the olympic panel makes me laugh everytime i hear his name mentioned.