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I just had a heart attack watching that game. I wanted to kill Hillenbrand when he pulled a Hinske. Great game that both teams deserved to win.

Ok, that really sucks.

A tie between onions and boiled eggs. If there is even the slightest hint of onion in the food, I will throw it up. As for boiled eggs, it's quite possibly the most disgusting smell on the face of the planet. It smells like Rosey, Big Show and Viscera all letting one go at the same time. I have to leave the house when my parents make them.

The P fire is so fucking gross. It's still fun to give to someone on a birthday. The tradition around here is to just do straight up tequila. You might not be walking by the end of the night though.

It seems to me that the majority of Canadians I talk to hate BK. I know I do. I don't understand why it gets a lot of love in the states cause Mcdonalds is 50 times better in my opinion. Oh, and i'm eating toast with peanut butter.

Crosby going to Pittsburgh pretty much ruined any chance Winnipeg had getting the Penguins franchise. Oh well, I don't hate the Pens so i'm not insulted by Crosby going there.

I feel bad for Mac. At one point Detroit was my 2nd favourite team because of my love of Steve Yzerman. Who can forget that night against Colorado during one of the brawls where he gets into a fight and then comes back and scores the game winner in OT? I would love to see Darren in Edmonton but it'll be hard to see the guy without a Wings jersey on.

This is the day i've been waiting for. I know it won't "officially" be announced today because of the ratification and all that, but we all pretty much know it will pass. October, The Oilers, Hockey night in Canada, the battles for 8th place in early April, the towels waving in the playoffs, the stanley cup being raised high in the air...it all seems so far, but not so far away.

TSN can go fuck themselves.

13. The Undertaker won't have anyone backstage to fetch him coffee.

Jet Set Satellite: The best way to die

A couple weeks back Eddie looked like he had formed herpes on his mouth. Maybe they can find a way to bring that in.

Download Anal Cunt's "311 sucks" or "Hitler was a sensitive man". I don't think i've ever laughed any harder.

Theres a site by a guy named Graham that has pretty much every house show as well.

I still remember Eric Bischoff winning the hardcore title off of Terry Funk. Urgh, what a joke.

After buying the original of Foley's 'Have a Nice Day" I noticed the other day my buddy had the paperback version of the book. I got excited because I had never read the bonus chapter before. In the chapter, Foley mentions about a conversation he had with his wife before his Wrestlemania 2000 match saying that he wasn't going to sell because of "philosophical" differences he had with one of the competitors in the match. Was it ever revealed which guy he had the problems with? My guess would be Big Show but i'm not exactly sure why. He always seemed to put Hunter over quite well and it appeared he got all of his problems out of the way with Rock. Any ideas?

I don't remember his one daughter but I remember his wife being brutally ugly, looking like the type that would enjoy scat or something. Something about the face.

What will happen is Eddie will reveal that Rey has problems getting an erection and therefore Rey and his wife didn't know what to do. Wanting a child really bad, Rey turned to Eddie in order for that to happen. Eddie and Rey's wife start going at it while Rey watches. Suddenly, Rey magically gets an erection and decides to join in. They double team but then can't figure out who the child is. The main gist of the secret is that Rey was in her anus but Eddie was in the right hole therefore Dominic is Eddie's son. The plot thickens when Rey Mysterio, now amazed at the power of his erection, has sex with Eddies wife and it's revealed that BOTH of the little girls are in fact Rey's. EDIT: I just realized that made absolutely no sense at all. Oh well, it's still morbid and disturbing.

I hate shootouts as well but a majority of the people in hockey want to see it happen so if it's good for the league and its what people want, do it. I'll tough it out.

Scott Steiner Juventud Jake Roberts J.J Dillan Chris Benoit's career

I'm sure theres some XMV fanboys lurking around here, so expect FATASS to grace us with his presence and tell his to "bring it"

I NEED THIS DVD NOW!

Type O Negative.

Give another vote to Anal Cunt. Their song titles are fucking hysterical. And Cannible Corpse is good music to listen to if you're in a bad mood.

XMV really sucks anyways. The only good show is Pukeboy's.