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As a Jays fan, I am completely in love with Aaron Hill right now. He's been the teams best hitter lately. 4 for 4 tonight, his first career homer, and he raised his average to .382. Don't know if he's gonna be able to get rookie of the year cause he started in mid may, but man...I haven't been this excited about a kid since Michael Jackson... http://www.tsn.ca/mlb/teams/player_bio.asp...171&hubname=TOR

O'Shea said when he told him he was not married, Saddam ``started telling me what to do.'' ``He was like, `you gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.''' Then he smiled, made what O'Shea interpreted as a ``spanking'' gesture, laughed and went back to washing his clothes in the sink. That may be the greatest thing i've ever read.

Rundown... Bubbles starts freaking out over the gun fight, and convinces Julian that they won't use guns on Cyrus and his gang. Lahey and Randy get someone to draw a really good picture of "Cyrus" riding a cock, this is a setup to piss Cyrus off. Cyrus's parents drive him and Terri and the other guy (forget his name) to the park for the shootout Cory and Trevor are positioned on top of one of the trailers with guns Cyrus and the gang approach Julian, Julian calms Cyrus down and tells him that he looks up to him. The boys convince Cyrus and company that Lahey and Randy set them up Julian radios to Cory and Trevor that there is no need to shoot anything off, but they get their signals crossed and start shooting at Cyrus and his boys Cyrus and gang get pissed off and the shootout starts Cory and Trevor get shot in the shootout, they are laying on top of the trailer for a few minutes. Eventually they get shoved into the trunk of Ricky's car. Ricky starts having chest pains, freaking Bubbles out. Officer Jim Greene happens to drive by and the boys hide their guns. Greene then goes to Lahey, who tries to convince him that there will be a shootout. Lahey, drunk as fuck, tells Greene that he is a horrible cop. More rounds start going off and Greene calls in backup Ricky meanwhile is unconcious and nearly dead, while Julian goes up to Lahey and pleads for him to save Ricky's life by performing cpr. Jim refuses at first but then after Julian calls him "Officer Lahey" he obligues. Lahey saves Ricky's life because according to Bubbles.."Ricky doesn't have the brain that a normal person does and not alot of oxygen is needed" At this point the police show up, Ricky, Cory, Trevor, Julian are arrested. Greene asks Bubbles who's gun he was holding, and Ricky sticks up for him. Before he is carted off to jail, Ricky actually thanks Lahey and walks away. We return from our last commercial break of the season and Bubbles is talking, saying how once again he is alone and the boys are off to jail. Mr.Lahey gets a prestigious award for saving Ricky's life, which is broadcast on tv. Lahey is stumbling drunk during his acceptance speech, actually dragging around the podium and falling backwards. Julian talks about how he is going to figure out a plan and retire the year after he is released. As for Ricky, he goes off about how books make him dumber and that people have been throwing books at him to read but he fake reads them. He said something about being self learned but i forget how the actual quote goes. He says that Trinity and Lucy came to visit for the first time ever while he was in prison. He closes out by saying he is trying to quit smoking and might quit dope but he doesnt know. I might have forgotten some minor details but thats the jist of it.

Sausage and eggs in a hot pocket? That sounds completely disgusting.

I've never been to a game in my life. NONE of my friends like watching baseball on tv and don't even wanna go to a Jays game. Maybe I should just move to Toronto.

So, I was checking out Tommy Lasorda's blog the other day, and stumbled on a few other ones in the listings. I come across this one written by this guy who is completely insane. http://snaggingbaseballs.mlblogs.com/ I'm willing to chip in and pay for this guys therapy.

What's with all the insanity in baseball lately? Clint Barmes falling down a flight of stairs, Barry Bonds being accused of racism, Jose Guillen going nuts on Mikey, Carl Everett dissing gays. What's next, Ray King of the Cardinals attacks an elderly women for smelling bad?

Looks to me like Jeff learned how to share.

Damn Guess they are smart after all.

Don't know if this is a good way around, but use the spoilers to your advantage for the weekend shows. After Thursday you can sell and buy superstars. Buy some guys that won matches on Heat and Velocity and them sell them off on the Monday before Raw.

I am the liquor, Randy......has to be the quote of the season for me.

I'm guessing Lahey accidentally gets shot, and it leads into a cliffhanger going into season 6. I'm expecting some kind of swerve as everyone usually ends up in jail but this ending could be different.

Joey Styles completely burying Mike Awesome.

is it possible to change your team name after you registered?

Dave posted this about 5 min ago.. [email protected] Several people live, as well as WWE sources, have confirmed that during the brawl at the end of tonight's ECW PPV, that JBL went after Blue Meanie and threw several real punches at his face, bloodying him up. A lot of the wrestlers who were in the ring and saw this looked really mad. Reports were Al Snow, who trained Meanie, visually looked the most upset. The two have heat dating back to Meanie's days in WWF, and JBL cut a promo on Meanie on Smackdown which was edited off the show a few weeks back.

someone on the classics board said they were in contact with Meanie, and that it WAS a shoot with Bradshaw at the end. Pretty interesting.

I don't know if this has been brought up yet and I don't exactly feel like searching through 20 pages. There is a lot of people talking on the internet (that were there live and watched on ppv) that said JBL immediately went right after Meanie and stiffed the shit out of him, opening up his staples. Watching this live, I didn't notice anything as there was so much action going on. Anyone there live or watching notice this at all? I wonder what the beef is all about.

Let's play a game called "Guess the time Paul Heyman is let go by WWE tomorrow afternoon"

really?

You just know those cops "AREN'T" gimmicked with that crowd.

If this counts, cause it was fake...Kevin Nash faking a heart attack earlier in the day so he didn't have to job to the Giant at Starrcade 97

Hill with 17 rbi in 18 games since being called up. AL Rookie of the year?

Erstad absolutely killed Estrada crashing into home plate.

Do you think it's going to be someone like Batista breaking it or will they give someone a "rub" and let a midcarder do it? I'm thinking it could be someone coming over from Smackdown but that's just a wild guess.

That guy and team has no luck.