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I would think this question is somewhat legit. What's the funniest moment you've experienced so far as a porn director?

For some reason I find the idea of JR freaking out over a piece of breaking news hilarious. http://www.kfor.com/

She was rumored to be banning the Undertaker so they must have given her his in ring tricks/politics. I know there's a joke to go with that typo, I just can't think of one right now.

This is going to be the season from hell for the Blue Jays. I say fuck it and rebuild.

It was hilarious, although it's too bad they didn't film that in Toronto when I was there because we were around the ACC all day. I would have gladly volunteered to be the plant in that segment.

Holy fuck, so i'm not the only one. I can't figure it out either. When i'm hungover the next day, by mid-afternoon I find myself frantically jerking off, and it feels amazing.

A nice piece on Owen, but I can't help but notice he's taking a few suttle shots at Bret there.

I remember reading a story about Phaneuf a couple of months ago where he had driven up to a Starbucks in Calgary and left his truck running, causing it to get stolen. Speaks wonders about his mental prowess.

They were chanting "Let's go jobber"

Chuck Swirsky is leaving the Raptors play-by-play team and is moving back to Chicago for family reasons! Greatest day ever, as he was the reason I'd constantly mute any Toronto games. I believe he's going to be covering the Bulls next season.

So I was at Raw last night, crowd was fairly into it (minus the main event) but the show really sucked. I was pretty drunk and noticing that a lot of people were shooting video in my section. So I decide to take a very short video clip of the Raw opening. Bad move. I had an usher escort me to the concorse where either an ACC security employee or WWE employee told me that I had to format my memory card or that i'd have to leave. I was almost considering leaving, but decided to stay and just agreed to the ridiculous demands. He was cool about it though, saying that the video policy is a little strict. It just sucks that I lost all my CN Tower pictures and everything else from that day.

Yeah, the Habs wanted to cuddle with the Flyers.

I just want to give the Flyers their due. They rallied back in a game they should have lost. It just sucks that I hate this potential final 4. I hate Dallas because of the Oilers rivalry, the Flyers are goons, and the Penguins are divers. Go Detroit I guess, unless San Jose pulls off a miracle.

2 things. What's the big deal about this Brunnstrom guy anyways? I remember reading stats on him and they weren't all that spectacular. Someone also told me he is DEMANDING to be put on a 2nd line with whatever team he ends up with. Secondly, I can see a team throwing an offer sheet at Joni Pitkanen this year just to spite Lowe, which I won't really mind. He's a good puck mover and goes to the net but he's injured more than Kevin Nash. He packed up and left the World Championships this week and his coach had a few firing shots. I'll gladly take a 1st and 2nd rounder to get him off our hands.

I guess this is the reason Viscera was sent to fat camp, seeing as they'd need to see his penis during a drug test.

Ron will get in the WWE Hall Of Fame but it won't be for a really long time. WWE seems to be going the route of inducting guys when Wrestlemania is in their hometown.

I would pay some hard cash to buy a Khali yoga video.

What's the biggest anal cream pie you've ever seen? Kidding. Who was your favourite opponent and least favourite opponent in WWE and why.

Ron Simmons got elected to the College Football Hall of Fame. That's a pretty huge accomplishment.

He better be on Raw monday because i'm there. Now I might not get to see Santino or Hardy and that sucks.

Hogan rubbing oil on his daughters ass?

I have one possible reason why Orton is still employed after these incidents. Pat Patterson is still around.

And while i'm here, i'll give my mini-review on some of the Canadian broadcasters currently out there. Bob Cole- Started sucking 10 years ago. Is usually 5 seconds behind the play. I started feeling embarassed for him and cbc back in 2006 when he couldn't get anyone's names right in the Oilers/Canes final. He needs to retire, or at the very least, just bring him back for Montreal/Toronto games as a bit of a nostalgia treat. Rod Black. Last summer in the thread I had stated my hatred for the guy, although I can't really find a good enough reason to. I guess he seems a little cocky behind the microphone. Chris Cuthburt- Totally getting the shaft from TSN. While I like Gord Miller's enthusiasm, Cuthburt totally blows him out of the water and should be the lead pbp guy for the hockey coverage. Has a voice that many Canadians can identify with back in his cbc days. Pierre Mac- Everyone seems to rag on him and i'm not sure why. He is extremely knowledgable about the game but gets way too excited over something little. Might also need to tone his Phaneuf ass kissing down a notch as well. Jamie Campbell- I thought he was improving but the fact of the matter is that he still sucks. I hate how he always has to describe the position numbers ("that was a 6-3 putout") Listening to him and Rance Mulliniks (sp?) do a Jays game is absolute horror.

Is it known that Bob Cole is doing the finals again this year? I would really like to hear Hughson get the "main event" slot for the Stanley Cup.

I'll be at Raw live next week, so hopefully Regal doesn't order a rematch and then turn the lights off on us at the end.