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Yeah. If Bourne hasn't already been selected.

Another one out of left field I think. One of my favourite memories growing up was turning on either Wrestling Challenge or Superstars and seeing this guy come out and fuck with midcard babyfaces and play pranks on them. That's exactly what I intend to do here. I will not turn him into a lame comedic babyface. With my next selection, none other than... Evil Doink!

Edit: I see Slaughter was taken. Backup pick coming.

A few observations..... I like Toronto picking up Cujo for under a million as a backup, even if he is "washed up". I've always loved the veteran backup goalie, and he will help Toskala out, even if I do hate the Leafs. With that being said, LOL @ 3.5 for Jeff Finger. Ottawa has a very suitable backup replacement to Emery with the Auld signing. Auld is the perfect backup goalie in the NHL. With regards to my own team, i've been listening to Edmonton radio and the latest rumor is Lowe offering 7 years at 70 million for Hossa. Even if it is an overpayment, Hossa IS the guy that Ales Hemsky needs. I doubt it happens but I can dream.

I'm admittingly not putting a lot of thought into this pick, and it's more of a "fresh on my mind" selection, but i figure why the hell not. I'd push him as a draw in black markets and a contender for an upper midcard title. With my next pick of the draft, I select the current WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston!

Who cares, you'd still sauce in her vag.

Just a heads up that this is an unofficial Canadian long weekend with Canada day being July 1st, so expect delays if there are any other Canadians in this thing.

With the exception of Yokozuna, I don't have a lot of big men or monsters. With my next pick, I take the worst wrestler in the history of the business. I would sign him and devote all my development territory resources to make him acceptable. Also, I would use him as an Andre The Giant type special attraction where he would only appear on limited tv shows and ppv's. With my next pick, I go with..... The Great Khali!

I thought for sure the Bodies were taken. Shame on everyone in the draft, myself included for not picking them up. They would have been my 2nd team for sure.

NOT VAL VENIS.

That's what happens when you get 3 hours of sleep!

A little outside the box with this one, a guy that is extremely charismatic but lacking in the ring. I figure this was the stage of the draft he'd start to get a few looks so i'm taking him now. Santino Marella!

I don't believe this team has been picked, so i'll grab them strictly for their in-ring ability. A match with the Bulldogs would be great. My 3rd tag team is.... The Orient Express!

Literally every wrestler I had on my radar for my next pick was taken (Bundy, OMG, Power and Glory) Back to the drawing board.

I'm interested to see how many people thought of this man. He was responsible for training nearly every big Canadian wrestler that ever existed. With this selection I grab a guy that would sell out arenas in Canada. Stu Hart!

Former Brewer Lyle Overbay triples off the player he was traded for, ruining the no no.

Prince Fielder hits an inside the park homer off the Jays and it's 8-0. It's so obvious the team has given up on the JP/Gibbons regime. I also forgot to add that former Jays pitcher Dave Bush is pitching a no-hitter into the 7th against his former team. Keep in mind his ERA is close to 6 on the season.

I need to pay more attention to people getting drafted. I thought for sure guys like Kronik and Petey Williams had been chosen already.

My next selection goes back to the 70's and 80's. Guys like Magnum TA and this next man could have drew a lot of money in this business if it wasn't for unfortunate circumstances that ended their respective careers. In the case of this man, an incident by a reporter trying to grab a huge ratings pickup by exposing the business. I still think Vince made him assault Stossel. In either case, a guy that can talk and was decent in the ring. The original Stone Cold..... Doctor D!

A womens ladder match is extremely interesting. The only problem being is if put on ppv, they would get 5 or 6 minutes for one ladder climb each, and some lame bump from the 2nd or 3rd rung of the ladder.

That was one of the weirdest Raw's of all-time. Hacksaw Jim Duggan coming out in a tux, Charlie Hass mc'ing a diva contest (even if it's a rib) Flair coming out with no hype, Lance Cade interfering in the main event? Who the hell booked Raw this week? Rory Of The Highlanders?

After watching that bitch go completely apeshit over Vince, I've realized this whole thing is a failure of epic proportions. For all these new fans he may have attracted to the show, they are going to see displays like this and think "Only losers watch this fucking shit, and now I know why....lets see what else is on".

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That Killer Bees pick just ruined what little I had in the tag division, even though I didn't really care about it that much. Now i'm really going to have to think long and hard about tag teams in the history of wrestling. I had the Bees in my sites for awhile but kept putting them off and putting them off because the singles I had thought of were more appealing. My mistake.

I had Honky in my sites and i'm a little suprised he didn't go in the first 5 rounds.