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With my next pick, I kill several birds with one stone. I correct my lack of babyfaces issue, I get a guy to start my cruiserweight division and I get a guy I can build an underdog storyline around. Originally, I wanted to use the 1-2-3 Kid in a similar manner to what Vince did with him back in 1993. Have him get his ass kicked by every star on the roster before beating a cocky heel. Even though I don't have Waltman to do this with, I have the next best thing. Additionally, I want to sign some guys that would get kids to start watching again, something WWE lacks today (my opinion). With whatever pick overall we're at, my latest selection is....... The Hurricane!

How dare you draft Larry Z. Bruno vs Z. It was supposed to happen. Now I blow up your house.

Hayes and Cornette debate King Kong vs Godzilla.

Miles was *ahem* changing speeds out there. Pitches ranging from 66mph to 71!

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNEDY.

Not a lot of time for this one. I was given the idea to draft this guy after watching the Rock/Shamrock feud over youtube recently. This guy could antagonize Shammer to the point of snapping, even a few reverse decisions after his temper got the best of him. In my quest to combine the 80's, New Generation, Attitude era and today in one package, I draft one of the best sports entertainers on the microphone today. I draft. MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTER KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My pick should be up around 1:30pm EST

This may not be popular, but i have an idea. If someone is absent for an extended period of time with no explanation given after a few days, maybe let someone else take over their draft. Sure, it's not as fun but someone else who is dying to get involved would get a chance.

That Waltman pick really screwed over my plans.

I'm really getting tired of the Jays lack of offense. Marcum has another strong performance ruined by the no-bats. Really, if Roy Halladay demanded a trade tomorrow I wouldn't blame him. He deserves so much better.

How did they get pictures of the winners so quickly? That's kind of creepy.

WWE offered the woman who won 2 bucks last night a trip to New York City.

Also, I was under the assumption that tag teams could eventually be split up in this draft, which is not the case. Had I known that in the 2nd round, I would have just taken Dynamite as a single.

I didn't realize those guys were still on the board, had I did, I may have given them some consideration. I wasn't a big tag wrestling fan growing up and still in many ways am the same today, so my 2 remaining tag selections are still solid and will probably stay off the board for awhile. My fed is going to focus on singles action and storylines.

After the Regal photo I had up for a few minutes, my goal is to find the worst or weirdest picture of each selection.

I realize i'm running short on credible faces in my promotion, so it's time to book another guy I could put my secondary title on. A few matches with Regal would be intriguing. Part of the allure would be keeping this guy off the microphone and just let him kick people's asses all over my federation. With the 172nd pick of the draft, I go with.. The Worlds Most Dangerous Man, Ken Shamrock!

Bret Hart mentions in his book that he kept trying to get Davey to look at him to do the post-match embrace, but he was too overwhelmed with the crowd, causing Hart to just shake his hand instead.

Goddamn. I totally forgot about Art Barr and never even thought of him once. THAT is the steal of the draft. I've you've never seen any of his work, go on youtube and watch it right now. He could have been one of the best all-time heels had he stayed alive.

There was a match he had during the Attitude Era with Waltman that I really loved on Raw. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOVDOknXAlg

On the topic of dreams, I had a dream the other night where I was getting a blowjob from some chick I have a crush on right now. I was extremely pissed off when I woke up.

With this pick, it might not necessarily be the right move, and it's a bit of fantasy booking on my part, but I always liked these guys in WCW. I felt they had a really awesome look, were jacked up and more than acceptable in the ring, pulling off swantons and anything else from the top. I'd be curious to see how they matched up with the Bulldogs. Jindrak and O'Haire, the Natural Born Thrillers. (couldn't find a picture together)

There's a small possibility I might not be around for my next pick. I see 909 lurking but it depends if Diamond shows up to select. Who can I PM my next selection to that would be around?

The Japanese selections are intriguing for me because I don't have much knowledge or interest in it. I've always been about the wild characters, storylines, mic skills mixed in with good wrestling. That could hurt me in this draft on workrate alone.

I really hate you right now. Was hoping he would slip another round or 2 so I could have a small program with him and Michaels.

Being 8th really sucked for me because there was a lot of time between picks and I couldn't pick up 2 bang bang selections.