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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    You do have a point. I'll switch it up then. 1) The one guy out of everyone you wished you had drafted, but someone else took them 2) Biggest mistake you've made so far. As for me, the guy I really wanted was Brody. That selection really put a dent in my plans. Biggest mistake I made was drafting Yokozuna instead of a tag-team when I already had main event talent.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    To start a bit of conversation in-between selections, which wrestler do you feel has been the best selection thus far, the sleeper pick of the draft and the worst selection?
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    After you picked Trish, I decided to pass on a women's division. Awesome (no pun intended) selection there.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    It's amazing how everyone seems to have the same few guys in mind. Finlay was my next pick as I wanted him for Regal. Back to the drawing board.
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    Weirdest Dreams

    By far the strangest dream i've had was getting home from school and noticing my house was on fire. A fire truck arrived several minutes later with Michael Jackson driving it. As he went to turn into my driveway, he flipped the truck into the ditch and then I woke up. It would have been nice to see what developed in that one.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    When I was in Detroit for Wrestlemania there were Jesus freaks everywhere on coke trying to say that Satan was coming to take us away that night. Also, I bought a hamburger at some outdoor parking lot bbq. After taking one bite I realized the meat was hardly cooked. I went up to the black crackhead guy handling the bbq and he wouldn't give me a refund and looked at me like I was from Somalia. That angered me.
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    Gangrel Q&A

    It's not everyday you get to ask a wrestler a bunch of questions, and i'm really happy he answered both questions I posed (favourite/least favourite to work with and the funniest porn moment) Thought that was really neat.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    It made the ppv. Didn't realize the NSFW factor. Sorry guys.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    There's probably a lot more main event talent to grab, but I fear that if I keep selecting them, i'm not going to have an upper midcard, so let's start that now. I had an idea of starting an international "OMG WE HATE THA AMERICANS" stable and immediately thought of this guy. He could be the leader. Amazing wrestling skills, can talk on the mic and IMO the best facial expressions in the business.
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    Tuesday's "Blockbuster Announcement"

    This would be so much better if Dibiase was giving it away.
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    Tuesday's "Blockbuster Announcement"

    No announcement. This whole press conference was just to pimp the giveaway and the company to new fans. Question and answer now.
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    Tuesday's "Blockbuster Announcement"

    Triple H: "Can you name a show that's been on for 15 years"? Crowd: "South Park" Um, what?
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    Tuesday's "Blockbuster Announcement"

    LOL. The fans are chanting WHAT at this Gabe Karb dude.
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    Tuesday's "Blockbuster Announcement"

    The announcement is that Kurrgan has signed a movie deal with WWE Films. The first video will feature his quest to become the greatest lawn bowler in the world, but his plot gets foiled by an evil cat that gives him rabbies.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I just realized that a former world champion hasn't been picked yet, so i'm going to save the suprise pick for next round. With my next selection, I get another former world champion and another hated heel from the 80's. I would do Sheik vs Bruno. You can never have enough former world champs on your roster.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Going to shock the world with my next pick, which looks like its coming very shortly. (Yes, I checked, and he's not taken)
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    That was my next pick. Fuck.
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    HDTV

    I forgot to mention that I eventually did get an HDTV a little over a month ago, but it was a 1080i Sony Bravia 40s3000 model. Yeah, it's not 1080p but the picture is stunning in HD. The only minor problem I have is that the reds don't produce true reds. Everything considered, i'm very happy with the set.
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    One Night Stand Roundtable

    I enjoyed this pay per view, with the exception of JBL/Cena. I appreciate they tried to have a different ending to a first blood match, it just came off poor. What was with every wrestler on the card seemingly trying to use the stairs?
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I'm a retard that can't read. Anyways, I wanted Bigelow really badly and he was taken, so it's time to grab another big man. This man main evented 2 Wrestlemania's and I would give him a run with the World Title.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I know i'm filling this up with useless commentary, but this is the most fun i've had in a single thread since joining. I also realized there's one guy I cannot believe hasn't been picked yet, and i'm totally kicking myself in the ass for not thinking of him. He would have been my 3rd round pick. If he's still available by the time i'm up, i'll be the happiest motherfucker in the entire world.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I actually gave Hakushi a thought. Figured he would have slipped MUCH farther. Great pick.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I never thought i'd be this impartial to 80's wrestlers but with the amount still out there, it could be the course I take.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    This is a guy I feel I should have drafted ahead of Lawler, but i'm glad i'm getting him. One of the most underrated guys of the 1980's. It's a shame Vince never made him world champion. I still insist he hit the floor before Hogan in that cage match.
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    The Highschool Thread

    I can't believe I didn't add this earlier. When I was in the 9th grade, WWE and Steve Austin were really popular. Steve Austin had just won the WWF title at Wrestlemania and people who used to make fun of wrestling were into it. There happened to be a fight that had broken out at another highschool just off the property. and the principal had went to go break it up. In the aftermath, one bright kid decided to sneak up on the principal, put a bag over his head and give him a stunner. Needless to say, he was expelled and arrested. I never ended up meeting the kid but he was a hero for several weeks.
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