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Classy move by the Jackets http://www.bluejacketsxtra.com/live/conten...I8.html?sid=101

Ever since Ales Hemsky went public with his disdain for Mactavish turning him into a checker, the Oilers have shit the bag. A week ago I'd have said they'd be in the playoffs but now it's not going to happen. Roloson is wearing down and he's pretty much the only reason they were in contention. I can only pray Jaybo gets signed in July.

I think Juvi asked Jack how far he could deep throat which sent him over the edge.

Bret Hart also tells a story in his book about Warrior refusing to sign a dying kids autograph backstage.

I had a dream that Venus Williams was giving reverse cowgirl to Vader and he was in character the whole time.

Even though he's a homofag, i've really gotten into these guys lately.

If it was from Pizza Hut, maybe Jim Herd paid off the delivery driver to put something in the sauce. Herd is coming back to take over the business.

Trent has to stay healthy for this to be any good.

He signed. 6.5 million a year. Press Conference at 6:15

Jay Glazer of FOXSPORTS is saying that he is Buffalo right now and trying to get a deal done. I have no idea what to think of this. Should I be excited or worried?

This company loves to use dogs to promote Wrestlemania matches.

98 Olympics. Marc Crawford doesn't choose Gretzky as one of his 5 skaters in the shootout. Canada goes on to lose to the Czech's and then lose the bronze medal game to the Fins.

This might sound a little crazy and far-fetched but why couldn't they have the World Baseball Classic sometime in December/January in a domed stadium somewhere?

I find it kind of funny that last year the Oilers were easily the best shootout team in the league and tonight they couldn't even get one clear shot on goal in the shootout (flubbed puck, pokecheck, missed net) Is it safe to say Marc Crawford is the worst pbp analyst in HNIC history?

I thought only main eventers were allowed to sit in first class? Hornswaggle and Henry aren't exactly competing for the world title right now.

i think he badmouthed him because he was mad and he really didn't look like he was happy there although with hindsight being 50.50 he should not of came at him so strong because anger really is bad for you and bitterness makes you more and more upset and its sad to see and makes me so upset because paul london seems like a great fellow that is never upset but he's obviously changed my perception of him because he seems so uspet and it's just so goddamn upsetting okay im going to go to bed now.

I think it's time to cheer for a new football team. I can't take the Bills anymore. Or maybe i'll start watching the cfl.

http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/Bentley_St...d_after_Pursuit Rumored to be DJ Khaled.

If they're doing Orton/Cena at Mania then you'd think either Rhodes or Dibiase ends up in the match.

Steelers 21 Cardinals 10 Palamalu (sp?) ends up being the mvp passing goes to ben rushing goes to parker receiving goes to fitzgerald

I'd just like to mention that I would rather watch Oprah finger her own ass then watch Sportscenter on TSN with Holly Horton and Jennifer Hedger both on at the same time.

I think I got 33 points but thats unconfirmed. I got 5 of the last 6 particpants right which is what got me points.

1. Who will win the 2009 Royal Rumble? Randy Orton 2. Who will be the runner-up HBK 3. Who will be the iron-man? Triple H 4. Who will have the shortest time? Santino 5. Who will have the most eliminated opponents? Undertaker 6. Who will draw #1 and #2 Triple H and Chris Jericho 7. Who will draw the most successful entry # of 27? Umaga 8. Who will draw the #30 spot? Khali 9. What will be the eventual winning # 22 10. Will there be any surprise/unannounced entrants as of 1/25? (no point value), If yes, who will they be? none 11. Will the endurance record of 62:12 held by Mysterio be broken? (no point value) No. 12. Who will be the final six men in the ring? Orton, Taker, Triple H, HBK, Dibiase, Rhodes, 13. How many instances of interference by non-competitors will we see? (2 pts) 2 14. Will anyone bleed? (no point value), if yes, who? Triple H 15. If Charlie Haas is a participant, who does he imitate? He wont be a participant.

Bruiser Mastino vs Sting. Check out who Bruiser Mastino is