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I know, right?

Just pretend he said Jeff Hostetler.

ROFL

AHAHAHAH I LOVE MIAMI.

Ed.Note: The following is a guest post from long-time New Republic and Slate editor Mike Kinsley, who now edits the editorial page for the LA Times. He invites your responses at [email protected]. Note too that you'll probably see this post on at least a few other blogs.)

::Eyore Voice:: I'm sooorry, Loss.

Not at school, there ain't.

I wipe my ass with USA Today, and then leave it on the lunch table. Not worth my time.

YOU ALMOST SAID ORIFICE LOLROFLREOFLORLFORLFORLRFLATE2004

Wait, you Loss4Words, banned Rant for not "apologizing" to you because he made a mistake? You, of all people? Jesus Christ, did someone write a screenplay of "Scott Keith goes insane in the year 2001" and fuck up the casting? Because this is distinctly SK-ish. No, I'm not gonna apologize for that comment, either. Someone reconfigure the board so guests can read it, because the mods are starting to lose their fucking minds from lack of things to do.

It's always a good year to be an Atlanta Braves fan.

I think it was a moderator.

Who's the ass that put this guy in Whiny Bitches?

I saw this at Legal Fiction, which is fast becoming my favorite blog. I whole-heartedly agree with his assertion that the capitalist, free-market system is the true cause of many of our societies ills.

I'll get right on it.

You know, I could still win the NFC East. Bitch.

I heard a story recently about a local kid who was a total sociopath. He used to mutilate small animals. When they told me he buried a cat up to it's neck in dirt and ran over it's head with a lawn mower, I lost it. Also, this happened about three months back. A friend of mine went through a messy break-up, and her birthday was coming up. So he says, "I'm gonna get that bitch a present." The next day, she comes into the coffee house all upset because someone had thrown a gift-wrapped brick through her window. After she left the room, I started laughing uncontrollably on and off for about 15 minutes.

So "intentionally" falling is the new trend at da raves?

SONS OF BITCHES HAD TO TRY THAT CAL/STANFORD BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU TENNESSEE.

You're about to nominate me, aren't you? Dumbass.

I am beta-testing a new feature for Google. I decided to use stuff that I knew. I thought I knew what would pop up.

It's odd, being evenflow is a long-time Smarks.com/TSM resident, but still...

Why is it he completely overlooked the "Deep Throat Ass to Mouth" topic that was CIRCLED WITH AN ARROW POINTING TO IT and thought I was talking about "he can't contribute to the forums?" STUPID.

You people are so fucking stupid.

Oh.