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That's a great haircut.

I'll give you three oranges, a half-empty bottle of Bombey Whiskey, and a fish dinner from Applebees. The Total Combined Value of these prizes; $16.78. All these can be yours, if the Price is Right!

Every fucking day, in every fucking state, in every fucking small town, large city, RV lot, & National Park for the last 900-something days.

They don't. They're evil long-haired hippie veterans, and I wouldn't be surprised if they stormed the RNC and killed 500 people. Liberals can't be trusted.

NO! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

Corn actully.

Why the fuck would you claim responsibility for being I AM THE ALLIANCE?

Yeah man, Happy Birthday.

WEEK 1 Indianapolis at New England Arizona at St. Louis Baltimore at Cleveland Cincinnati at N.Y. Jets Detroit at Chicago Jacksonville at Buffalo Oakland at Pittsburgh San Diego at Houston Seattle at New Orleans Tampa Bay at Washington Tennessee at Miami Atlanta at San Francisco Dallas at Minnesota N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia Kansas City at Denver Green Bay at Carolina WEEK 2 Carolina at Kansas City Chicago at Green Bay Denver at Jacksonville Houston at Detroit Indianapolis at Tennessee Pittsburgh at Baltimore San Francisco at New Orleans St. Louis at Atlanta Washington at N.Y. Giants Seattle at Tampa Bay Buffalo at Oakland Cleveland at Dallas New England at Arizona N.Y. Jets at San Diego Miami at Cincinnati Minnesota at Philadelphia WEEK 3 Arizona at Atlanta Baltimore at Cincinnati Chicago at Minnesota Cleveland at N.Y. Giants Houston at Kansas City Jacksonville at Tennessee New Orleans at St. Louis Philadelphia at Detroit Pittsburgh at Miami San Diego at Denver Green Bay at Indianapolis San Francisco at Seattle Tampa Bay at Oakland Dallas at Washington Open date: Buffalo, Carolina, New England, N.Y. Jets WEEK 4 Cincinnati at Pittsburgh Indianapolis at Jacksonville New England at Buffalo N.Y. Giants at Green Bay Oakland at Houston Philadelphia at Chicago Washington at Cleveland Atlanta at Carolina New Orleans at Arizona Denver at Tampa Bay N.Y. Jets at Miami Tennessee at San Diego St. Louis at San Francisco Kansas City at Baltimore Open date: Dallas, Detroit, Minnesota, Seattle WEEK 5 Cleveland at Pittsburgh Detroit at Atlanta Miami at New England Minnesota at Houston N.Y. Giants at Dallas Oakland at Indianapolis Tampa Bay at New Orleans Buffalo at N.Y. Jets Jacksonville at San Diego Arizona at San Francisco Carolina at Denver St. Louis at Seattle Baltimore at Washington Tennessee at Green Bay Open date: Chicago, Cincinnati, Kansas City, Philadelphia WEEK 6 Carolina at Philadelphia Cincinnati at Cleveland Green Bay at Detroit Houston at Tennessee Kansas City at Jacksonville Miami at Buffalo San Diego at Atlanta Seattle at New England San Francisco at N.Y. Jets Washington at Chicago Denver at Oakland Pittsburgh at Dallas Minnesota at New Orleans Tampa Bay at St. Louis Open date: Arizona, Baltimore, Indianapolis, N.Y. Giants WEEK 7 Atlanta at Kansas City Buffalo at Baltimore Chicago at Tampa Bay Detroit at N.Y. Giants Jacksonville at Indianapolis Philadelphia at Cleveland San Diego at Carolina St. Louis at Miami Tennessee at Minnesota N.Y. Jets at New England Dallas at Green Bay New Orleans at Oakland Seattle at Arizona Denver at Cincinnati Open date: Houston, Pittsburgh, San Francisco, Washington WEEK 8 Arizona at Buffalo Baltimore at Philadelphia Cincinnati at Tennessee Detroit at Dallas Green Bay at Washington Indianapolis at Kansas City Jacksonville at Houston N.Y. Giants at Minnesota Atlanta at Denver Carolina at Seattle New England at Pittsburgh Oakland at San Diego San Francisco at Chicago Miami at N.Y. Jets Open date: Cleveland, New Orleans, St. Louis, Tampa Bay WEEK 9 Arizona at Miami Dallas at Cincinnati Kansas City at Tampa Bay N.Y. Jets at Buffalo Oakland at Carolina Philadelphia at Pittsburgh Washington at Detroit Chicago at N.Y. Giants New Orleans at San Diego Seattle at San Francisco Houston at Denver New England at St. Louis Cleveland at Baltimore Minnesota at Indianapolis Open date: Atlanta, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Tennessee WEEK 10 Baltimore at N.Y. Jets Chicago at Tennessee Detroit at Jacksonville Houston at Indianapolis Kansas City at New Orleans Pittsburgh at Cleveland Seattle at St. Louis Tampa Bay at Atlanta Cincinnati at Washington Carolina at San Francisco Minnesota at Green Bay N.Y. Giants at Arizona Buffalo at New England Philadelphia at Dallas Open date: Denver, Miami, Oakland, San Diego WEEK 11 Arizona at Carolina Dallas at Baltimore Denver at New Orleans Detroit at Minnesota Indianapolis at Chicago N.Y. Jets at Cleveland Pittsburgh at Cincinnati San Francisco at Tampa Bay St. Louis at Buffalo Tennessee at Jacksonville Miami at Seattle San Diego at Oakland Atlanta at N.Y. Giants Washington at Philadelphia Green Bay at Houston New England at Kansas City WEEK 12 Indianapolis at Detroit Chicago at Dallas Baltimore at New England Cleveland at Cincinnati Jacksonville at Minnesota Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants San Diego at Kansas City Tampa Bay at Carolina Tennessee at Houston Washington at Pittsburgh New Orleans at Atlanta Buffalo at Seattle Miami at San Francisco N.Y. Jets at Arizona Oakland at Denver St. Louis at Green Bay WEEK 13 Arizona at Detroit Atlanta at Tampa Bay Buffalo at Miami Carolina at New Orleans Cincinnati at Baltimore Houston at N.Y. Jets Minnesota at Chicago New England at Cleveland San Francisco at St. Louis Tennessee at Indianapolis Denver at San Diego Kansas City at Oakland Green Bay at Philadelphia N.Y. Giants at Washington Pittsburgh at Jacksonville Dallas at Seattle WEEK 14 Chicago at Jacksonville Cincinnati at New England Cleveland at Buffalo Detroit at Green Bay Indianapolis at Houston New Orleans at Dallas N.Y. Giants at Baltimore Oakland at Atlanta Seattle at Minnesota Miami at Denver N.Y. Jets at Pittsburgh San Francisco at Arizona St. Louis at Carolina Tampa Bay at San Diego Philadelphia at Washington Kansas City at Tennessee WEEK 15 Pittsburgh at N.Y. Giants Washington at San Francisco Carolina at Atlanta Buffalo at Cincinnati Dallas at Philadelphia Houston at Chicago Jacksonville at Green Bay Minnesota at Detroit San Diego at Cleveland Seattle at N.Y. Jets New Orleans at Tampa Bay St. Louis at Arizona Denver at Kansas City Tennessee at Oakland Baltimore at Indianapolis New England at Miami WEEK 16 Green Bay at Minnesota Oakland at Kansas City Denver at Tennessee Atlanta at New Orleans Baltimore at Pittsburgh Carolina at Tampa Bay Chicago at Detroit Houston at Jacksonville N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati San Diego at Indianapolis Buffalo at San Francisco New England at N.Y. Jets Arizona at Seattle Washington at Dallas Cleveland at Miami Philadelphia at St. Louis WEEK 17 Cincinnati at Philadelphia Cleveland at Houston Detroit at Tennessee Green Bay at Chicago Miami at Baltimore Minnesota at Washington New Orleans at Carolina N.Y. Jets at St. Louis Pittsburgh at Buffalo San Francisco at New England Atlanta at Seattle Tampa Bay at Arizona Indianapolis at Denver Jacksonville at Oakland, Kansas City at San Diego Dallas at N.Y. Giants

We can't afford the free lunch, less we bankrupt the orphanage. Sorry.

When you're retarded, everyone is your friend.

Right, because we're all long-haired numbskulls wearing sandals & Che Guevera t-shirts, with detailed plans on how to kill the Republican men and rape the women & children, stuffed into a hemp-made backpack along with a kilo of Yucatan Gold marijuana. Edit: And before I forget, we're all gay~! With each other, except for when we can get our hands on a supple protestant boy. I wish I was so stupid that I saw the world in cartoonish, black-and-white terms. It'd make life so much simpler for me.

It's the fringe left Mike. I know you're too deluded to think about this objectively, although I'm not sure who you are trying to convince with your stupid comicesqe portrayal of a liberal. Keep believing that. If it makes you feel all warm and cozy to believe that, go ahead. When the RNC gets taken over by miscreants from the left --- continue beliving that they're "fringe". Yeah, ignore that they are no different than, say, Howard Dean (who is NOT in the fringe of the left). -=Mike If it were 1770, you'd make a great Loyalist, Mike. Why would they be relegated from the "fringe" ranks if they somehow took over Madison Square Garden? How would that action prove them out to be card-carrying Democrats? What kind of meth tweeker are you?

It's the fringe left Mike. I know you're too deluded to think about this objectively, although I'm not sure who you are trying to convince with your stupid comicesqe portrayal of a liberal.

Yes because we all know that obectivity was Big'Obectivity'Jig's middle name Sorry Jig don't get upset, I'll go back to my corner................ ::stares blankly at GreatOnes "retort" for a few moments, before pausing to comprehend the complete absurdity of it:: God DAMN, you're a retard GreatOne. No two ways about it man, you're a total retard, a meth freak at the very least.

How do you manage to live a full life -- what with all of your crying, bitching, and moaning about all of the injustices in the world? *sniff* they were forced to wear women's underwear over their head. LIVE IS NOT WORTH LIVING!!! Gee, Bush is only trying to get the world to act to save the Sudan. He is one inhumane bastard. -=Mike Wha? How do you, of all people, get through life without dodg... ah shit.. I'll just say, "watch your head", and be done with it.

I'll disregard that, Slapnuts. If you'd spend a week in Robbins, you'd know how fucking remarkable it is for someone like John Edwards to get out of a place like that.

No. Send it to DJ Jeff 199 Bell Way Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada S7K 9O3

Kott Skeet?

Beans. He's looking for beans.

Don't lie to us again. You're going to hit the pillow with a kendo stick until it bursts, then you will piss on it while shouting and proclaiming, "I HATE PILLOW!!!!! I DOMINATE THE PILLOW!!! AAARRRRRGGG!!!!!! I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!" Soon, you'll be writing shitty poetry in a darkened room, using only the light from an American themed candle. You will then submit the poetry to the FreeRepublic.com forums, whilst simultaneously professing your HATE for the faggish poetry available at townhall.com.

I was having dinner once with Thelonius Monk... a simple affair - fish, chicory soup, a vintage cabernet sauvignon. You know, low-key, yet tasteful. So anyway, I'm talking with him, and this jibe muthafucka comes over and tries to introduce himself. "Hi, I'm Edward bklahblsahblshf." Monky looks over at this cracker, and he says gently, "If you don't scidaddle right now cracker, I'm gonna be dancing in yo blood." This white dude sorta turns ashen pale, and quickly leaves our area. Seeing as I was drunk at the time, I sorta laughed it off, you know the way people do.. Monk turned to me then and he says, "I feel like some action. Who wants some ACTION?" I was confused, but I got up and paid for the food, and we left. Monk hailed a cab, tossed him a handful of bills, and said, "Edmonton Mall, quickly now." Well, to make a long story short, we killed this one fatfuck in the bathroom of that mall. Oddly enough, the kid was wearing a wig. We stripped him down and burned everything, except his nametag. It said, "Scott K." So, If you throw me in that folder, you'll never find out where we hid the body. Ever.

Oh, somebody just got TOLD.

You hate everything right now, Vyce.

Quick Tim, close it.