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Just watch, people will always find something to bitch about, and these smarks are the worst. They only way they'll be happy is if Chris Benoit beats Jericho, Chris Daniels, Nova, Kurt Angle, and Steve Corino in a Battle Royal where you are eliminated after three falls and a submission, each. This match would observe all traditional rules, so over-the-top rope throws or manuevers, no low blows etc. It would be in a cage in the middle of an empty arena. Benoit would win after 3 hours of frenzied fighting that left Nova in a coma. He would then win all the titles in the WWE, NWA, and Stampede Wrestling. Even after all of that, someone would still say, "Vince is trying to recreate the days of Attitude." And that's why I hate you all.

However, MST3K is fairly original, and they never fail to make me laugh. The fucking RAW threads are nothing original. And you can't please these guys either. "Benoit is facing Bob Holly at the PPV" OMG FUCKING NO THEY ARE NOT USING HIM CORRECTLY "Benoit is facing Los Guerreros with Kurt Angle at the PPV" WHY DO THEY BOTHER WITH THIS SHIT. GIVE THE TITLE TO BENOIT "Chris Benoit has won the Royal Rumble, and will face the World Champion at Wrestlemania" FUCKING DAMN IT THIS WILL LEAD NOWHERE AND THEY WILL MISUSE HIM "Chris Benoit has won the World Title by beating HHH in 5 minutes." WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? THEY ARE NOT SHOWCASING BENOIT BECAUSE HHH IS SCARED OF HIM. "Chris Benoit has quit WWE, and will spend the rest of his career wrestling in bingo halls in Japan." HOORAY! I'll never see him wrestle EVER AGAIN, but I'm happy. He'll get the respect he deserves. "Chris Benoit will face Masa Chono at the 06/24/04 Legends event in the Osaka Dome." DAMN IT, HE'S GONNA JOB TO CHONO!

What's prison going to do anyway? It's not like prisons rehabiliate people nowadays. On a somewhat related note, have you seen "Butterfly Effect" yet? The kid in that movie deserves to be shot.

Well, they are obviously less then human, Tyler, so it is only right that we, being perfect specimens of the Amerikan ideal, ridicule him and send him to die. With that said, I'm off to stroke my jewel-adorned cock till it spurts refined petrol. Good night.

I apologize. I'm just angry because my wife left me for another poster. At SNKT, no less.

I'm sorry, that just struck me as really stupid. He made a post just to let people know that he knows about "Ringu". Like he's gonna wow us with his superior cinema knowledge. A "fuck off" is in order.

Or "Ringu", the Japanese predecessor to "The Ring" Oh, shut the hell up.

Don't mention Buchanan if it isn't warrented. You just may attract Robstone back to this folder.

EL Brujo, you're going to die*. Dumbass.

Personally, I think that avatar is ridiculous.

Its just oxygen. Drink.

The President of the United States would like to remind our athletes that, as role models, they are obligated to discontinue steroid use in professional sports. Or else, he'll break their arms with his pinky toe and add them to the "Axis of Evil" list.

Since the spoiler tags don't work, I'll rephrase this. I came away from the movie feeling really good, for some reason. But I think the most disconcerting thing was the brother of Amy Smart's character. I wanted to beat his ass. Really good actor, and he really got the role across well.

I heard that coke is some powerful shit. Seriously, I know you're joking, but what's next? "Able to spawn twin alcoholics instantly with his supersperm?" We have an admin here who was training for the World's Strongest Man competition before he broke his arms. I'd say that's pretty fit.

bunch of stuff You know, when I was a freshman in college, there was an older woman in my class who was convinced that the Communists were responsible for 9/11. She also thought that the unusual amount of shark attacks on the East Coast in the summer of 2001 was the fault of said Communist, who had trained said sharks in tanks full of American blood on the shores of the Baltic Sea. So yeah..

My employers? You mean the citizens of the United States? Ah yes, you're a Democrat, aren't you? Dean for 18% of America! Riight. I don't suppose you'd like to fill me in what's going on in Iraq, and why people are still dying? You are an analyst, correct? Well, fill me in. EDIT: I'm not even going to pretend that I see the logic in posting those two links. EDIT 2: Oh, I see now How do you come up with this shit? I swear, you must be a gimmick poster. Nobody makes a stretch like that unless they're trying to start shit.

Because he's talented?

But he's not healthy, so let's send him to Nwa WILDSIDE!~

Vinny Testaverde.

That's awesome.

Hooray. Now my state gets to have the same fun that Alabama did.

Well, increased turnout is increased turnout. Considering the apathy the last three elections have met, I honestly can't see why people are construing this has a bad thing.

And I was Marney was here so I could goat about the fact that her employeers are a bunch of dirty liars.

Well, he got tired and slipped pretty often as well. "I know how hard it is to put food on your family." Holy shit, we could spend an entire day talking about Bush's gaffs.

This concept would make for a great sitcom on ABC.