BX

Hi, my name is B-X, I've been around for a long time. Just saying hi.

I'll just wait for the "Holy shit Foxboro just fell into a massive hold in the Earth" post.

Oh my fucking God, the Superdome just fell in. EDIT: Just wanted to see Flyboys reaction.

We're all fighting, and using the fatfuck as a scoreboard. I love it.

You mean Captain Planet. Yea, him too.

A suave midget in a white armani power suit.

Man, Captain America was the man. But I always wondered something. His hair is green, with stands for the green part of Earth. His blue skin is obvious. So.. why is his uniform red? Is it for the blood of millions of innocents swollowed up by earthquakes, tsunamis and volcano eruptions?

I was just being hopeful. I'm lonely tonight. Fucking homework.

This is war.

Stop following me round Damaramaaru

For everyday use, you should just leave it in standby. If you only use it on Saturday night to watch porn, you should probably turn it off completely between "usings".

That's good. Leave the back switch alone.

WDI: He's our bitch now.

No dummy. See the button with the green light in it? Press it down for about 5 seconds. The light should turn red. Release the button. The PS2 Unit is now off. Leave the switch in the back alone.

Fuck.

Yes it is. Fun.

#1. You are both wrong. To turn off the PS2 unit, you grasp the plug firmly in your grubby fingers, and you pull it out of the wall socket. #2. Yea, why not?

His name is 1inchdick ROFLWTFJDWQDQH~!~!~!~!!~~~~~~~~

Man, stop it with the skull and crossbones avatar. Y'all like an army of ants or something. Can't tell you apart, makes reading a thread suck.

A conversation I had with The Flying Dutchman, upon discovering said hideous decapitation link: BX: GOD DAMN BX: WHOWAHOWA BX: WHOA BX: ... WHOA Dutchman: Find it, huh? BX: Whoa shit! BX: WHOA Dutchman: Also look up "maggots brain" BX: whoa BX: No, thats okay. Whoa. Dutchman: So you DID find it, right? BX: JESUS CHRIST BX: I expected his head ot lying on the ground BX: NOT IMPALED ON A POLE Dutchman: Oh. Dutchman: Sorry. BX: wow. BX: Its okay BX: But Whoa

Liar. And where is the fucking NFL report?

You think that's something? They have a picture at Snopes of a guy who jumped off a bridge, hit a fence, and fucking decapitated himself. It's so fucking awesome.

Tell.

JimBarbasol: Sorry, asshole. Too late for that. I am the president of my local chapter of Toastmasters. Is that supposed to be intimidating or something? "Look out, I can make toast at 89 degrees F. For I am.. a Toastmaster." ::does Raven Crucifix pose::

Zing! Pow!