BX

edit: nevermind.

Lugar? Isn't he in jail for killing Elizabeth?

It's funny that 1inchpunch maintains he is a journalist. In fact, it's laughable. I say this, because if one were to judge you by your posts, sentence structure, (lack of) capitalization, and constant mispellings, they might mistake you for a janitor. I know I did. Coming from one journalist to another, kindly piss off, g00d sir.

I'd have to pay for that, but thanks. I'm looking for teh free shit.

::laughs his ass off:: Books could be written about you man.

Good God of mighty.. It's Maurizio... Oh, and Warrior is coming back. Bah.

Nevermind. Wrong thread.

If Capitalism is so natural, why is it that in the collective history of our species, the system has only become prevalant in the last 250 years?

I like how your depiction of the average liberal resembles some sort of fucking cartoon ideal. Yea, Rob does pot at WDI now. EDIT: Pot? That's funny. I meant "post".

Hey, RobStone started a website!

Hi Luke. My name is B-X, but not because I am a cyborg or anything. I laugh when I make funny comments like that. Anyway, you should try acid, Lukey Luke. And if you find some, pass a hit my way friend? I would greatly appreciate it.

I got it from Witty Banter.

Whats this? Mike pulling shit out of his ass? You don't say? Lemme find a Boston avatar.

Of course he's a gimmick. Someone created him in response to the poster HulkHogan, who goes around various threads. FARK has gimmick posters, too.

Chicken Suit, eh? I'm gonna use that next week.

Smackdown Spoilers: Hi guys, I just got back from Smackdown. We had a capacity crowd, and they were really pumped. I was on the camera side of the building, about halfway up the lower seats. I had on a yellow shirt, with a big Hulk Foam Hand and a couple of red signs. Maybe you'll see me. Smackdown Spoilers: A short backstage viginette. Eddy Guerrero was talking to Sidney Poitier about the dangers of mountian-top mining in West Virginia. I was confused. Chris Benoit came down to a huge pop from the crowd. He carried with him a brown briefcase. He got into the ring and asked for a mic. He kept smiling that toothless grin, and I knew he was up to something. He stated that after last weeks match with A-Train, he felt that A-Train had proved his point. He acknowledged, "Yes, A-train can beat Chris Benoit. Congratulations." Then he said, "You may have beat me at wrestling Train, but you can't conquer me when it comes to my true talent, TAP." He then reached into the suitcase, pulled out a picture of Gregory Hines and a pair of shiny black tap shoes. He kissed the picture, and slipped on the tap shoes. Benoit has ugly feet lol. Benoit called for his music, and he started tap dancing. Wow, he was great. After about three minutes of this, the STEAM BLEW, and A-Train ran out. He grabbed a mic. "Benoit, no you don't, no you FKing don't. We all know who the real King of Dance is.." Then A-Train started break-dancing. I kid you not. Bnoit, not to be outdone, tapped even harder, at one point I thought he had blown out his Quad. At once point, Paul London came out, and handed some documents to Cole and Tazz. A-Train stewed in the corner. Seconds after Benoit finished (Standing ovation from crowd), the lights went out. When they came on, SCOTTY TOO HOTTY WAS STANDING IN THE RING. Benoit was laid out by a turnbuckle (where he laid for several minutes afterwards, when all of a sudden, he hopped up and ran away, roaring like a T-Rex). A-Train had his head firmly stuck under the ring with a knights helmet inexpicably stuck in his ass. Then Scotty did The Worm, and I have to admit, I marked like a motherfucker. Then, for some reason, Vince McMahon ran out, kicked Benoit in the ribs, nd left. I guess he needed his TV time. Fink came out, thanked us for coming out, and reminded us to visist the merch. stand before we left. Credit: HungruJack.

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Hit it. Afterwards, ask her "So, what are your plans for tomorrow?" If she doesnt have any, tell her "Well, let's make a plan for you. " That shit works on suicidal people. Then rob her.

Just to clarify, the only reason Mumia owned a gun was because he was employed as a cab driver at the time, and he had been robbed multiple times. However, that Abu-Jamal owned was a .38 caliber pistol. The bullets they took out of Officer Faulkners body were from a .45 caliber pistol. I could pull multiple sources for this allegation, but I imagine you guys would yell "OMFG VAST LEFTY NEWSOURCE ROFL!~@!"

I dunno Banky, I doubt you'll be able to find her, and even if you do, odds are she won't have that handbag anymore. BTW, didn't you say that you wanted to "tag up" with me "anytime", in a completely heterosexual manner? This was when you were not banned at WDI. Completely heterosexual.

As a young broadcaster in the 1970s, Limbaugh once told a black caller: "Take that bone out of your nose and call me back." A decade ago, after becoming nationally syndicated, he mused on the air: "Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?" In 1992, on his now-defunct TV show, Limbaugh expressed his ire when Spike Lee urged that black schoolchildren get off from school to see his film Malcolm X: "Spike, if you're going to do that, let's complete the education experience. You should tell them that they should loot the theater, and then blow it up on their way out." In a similar vein, here is Limbaugh's mocking take on the NAACP, a group with a ninety-year commitment to nonviolence: "The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies." When Carol Moseley-Braun (D-IL) was in the U.S. Senate, the first black woman ever elected to that body, Limbaugh would play the "Movin' On Up" theme song from TV's "Jeffersons" when he mentioned her. Limbaugh sometimes still uses mock dialect -- substituting "ax" for "ask"-- when discussing black leaders. Umm, perhaps the fact that Chris Berman has been calling sports games since Oct. of 1979? Maybe the fact that Berman has been selected SIX TIMES National Sportscaster of the Year (1989, 1990, 1993, 1994, 1996 and 2001) by the members of the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association? Maybe the fact that Berman was named the 2001 winner of the prestigious Reds Bagnell Award from the Maxwell Football Club of Philadelphia for "contributions to the game of football." ? I'm sure you know this already, but Michael Irvin, Steve Young and Tom Jackson are Hall of Fame football athletes. It's that experiance which got them hired onto ESPN. Your fatass friends at the bar don't have that, do they? Don't hold your breath for a CBN sports show.

When you are writing a book that dissects the political right in this country, it's hard to avoid discussing the visible face of said political right, like Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter etc.

Well, it got me a job, so whatever.

... Purty Red X

Fuck.