Dr. Zaius

Claiming to be a genius then blowing youself up repeatedly tends to leave an impression with people.

Yeah, I love the way Hollywood portrays troubled inner-city schools as just needing one good white person to save all the kids and make them care.

I don't want to incur a head-ache inducing quote-a-thon, so I'll just make my comments and rely on your own intelligence to sort it out. I think if you'd made that last point first, your reaction to him would have made sense to me sooner. There's no way to know for sure whether or not he was kidding the whole time. According to him, he was kidding about the Cena thread, then kidding about the thread in the feedback folder. He did attempt to cite evidence from his own posts that would back up his own claim by pointing to the more ridicules posts of his own as proof. Given that it was certainly not evident he was kidding around (for every one thing that sounded like a joke, he'd post 4 or more things that sounded serious) your theory has merit. I think you made your point about his constant post editing in your "time paradox" post, which I found amusing. I just didn't get the point of harping on him about misspelling "Morissette," since he was probably only mentioning her and her idiotic "Ironic" song just to throw your comment about irony back in your face (albeit in the most unoriginal way possible since that joke's been around since 1995 or so). As far as why he kept responding to you, despite the assertion that he wasn't serious, instead of laughing it off, could either be because (a) he actually was serious, or (b) he was so amused you took it seriously he couldn't stop yanking your chain. Neither of you looks particularly like "winners" right now because of this.

The only explanations I can think of is that he's being a dick on purpose to get attention or its part of some big joke only he gets. He's alright sometimes, but then other times he's just obnoxious.

Nobody cares.

Obscure from the standpoint that: (a) she hasn't had a hit record in almost 10 years, and (b) the last name "Morissette" (however it may be spelled) isn't particularly common.

In fairness, although he made many excellent points about how stupid Y2Jerk's thread was, Man in Blak did try to argue PejaVu wasn't actually a troll and made fun of someone for not being able to correctly spell an obscure last name. Y2Jerk wasn't actually defeated, but rather the two of them managed to achieve the stupidity equivalent of a War of Attrition. On the one hand you have someone who basically created 2 dumb threads for no other reason than to get himself "over" with stupid jokes, then you have the other person who insisted on taking the 2 threads seriously and wouldn't let it go even after Y2Jerk finally admitted he was just kidding around.

I hate it when people ruin perfectly good joke threads with serious discussion. Hey, why quote me? I didn't start it. I was making fun of all the people making fun of John Cena when at one time some people were saying he was the "next Rock and Austin" for the company. The joke in that quote is the fickleness of wrestling fans who take themselves seriously and don't see the joke in all of this. Look at Cena's first impression as Vanilla Ice to becoming WWE Champion. He isn't claiming to be Eminem or a street thug, but that joke always comes up. Relax, I was kidding.

According to Jim?

Your mother ignored you as a child, didn't she?

Weren't there accusations that Flair also held Austin down?

Jesus couldn't save this Wrestlemania.

7. Posted on the Pit in the first place.

double posting > A Dictionary > A Dictonary > Scorpius

A Dictionary > A Dictonary > Scorpius

All that came up when I did a Google search for serious discussion of Hannity's program or career. Therefore, Google must be run by liberals.

I'm sorry, but if there's one thing the WWE doesn't need more of right now its formulas.

ra·tion·al·ize Pronunciation Key (rsh-n-lz) v. ra·tion·al·ized, ra·tion·al·iz·ing, ra·tion·al·iz·es v. tr. 1. To make rational. 2. To interpret from a rational standpoint. 3. To devise self-satisfying but incorrect reasons for (one's behavior): “Many shoppers still rationalize luxury purchases as investments” (Janice Castro). 4. Mathematics. To remove radicals, such as from a denominator, without changing the value of (an expression) or roots of (an equation). 5. Chiefly British. To bring modern, efficient methods to (an industry, for example).

I hate it when people ruin perfectly good joke threads with serious discussion.

Did Ron Howard kill your dog or something?

22. Even in the age of global satelites, DNA testing, and enhanced computer voice recognition software, all you need to hide your identity is a small piece of fabric that covers the top half of your face. 23. The human brain is very compartmentalized, allowing specific parts of someone's memory to be erased on a regular basis without affecting any other part of their memory in the slightest. 24. If you are a scientist, you know automatically everything there is to know about every field of science. 25. New inventions and antedotes can be researched, developed, and tested in a matter of minutes. 26. There have been amazing advancements in medical, space, and combat technology over the years, but only super-heroes, super-villians, and SHIELD are allowed to use them.

Apparently with dead silence.

People still listen to ICP?

Yes, he did admit it. Fifteen years later.

I can't believe that gag didn't get the recognition it deserved. Someone had used the joke before. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.