Dr. Zaius

"Grown folk talkin'."

Remember how, between Unforgiven and No Mercy 2002, there were only 5 championships in the entire company?

I ain't sayin' she's a gold-digger...

How many times has Flair defended his title in the 4 months he's had it?

And, a point totally missed out on by the announcers, Flair is the reigning IC Champion.

The Golden Globes are on USA tonight.

I guess Davari didn't hear Vince say the match was non-title.

So if his contract ran out 2 weeks ago, does that mean he's been working for free since then?

Kurt AngleFace.

Oh, wait...wrong golden globes.

What the... That's a pretty odd comparison. Unless the rest oftheir catalogsounds nothing at all like "Steal My Sunshine", I can safely say that Len and Coheed have little to nothing in common. Len didn't exactly write that song, you know.

I guess I should consider myself fortunate that I've never heard of 90% of these songs.

That is because it is her. Which is blonde.

I'd argue that Matt is getting screwed if it wasn't for the fact that he sucked really bad when he returned.

With that avatar you'd think he'd be used to it by now.

I also have a Polaroid, but am not too happy with the screen quality. Then again, its 7", so what do you expect? And he's not kidding about the battery.

I bet if HHH was the champion they'd get rid of that spinning monstrocity pretty damn quick.

I quit watching for a month and look what happens. The 2 champs everyone thought would hold the belts through WM are both replaced. I should've quit watching back in June.

You were talking about someone in OUR government, right?

That's what you call "selective interpretation".

Trailers really don't tell you if the movie is any good or not. Exhibit A: The Star Wars prequels had fantastic trailers.

You mean she needs tits. Got it. You know what you call Kiera Knightly with a better body? Natalie Portman.

Man, does someone ever need to tell the company that...

I think he sucks. Wait...was that question limited to just how he'd test for roids?

When I fantasy booked a Raw vs. Smackdown feud a few years ago I had no idea it'd turn out this boring.