Dr. Zaius

He's green as grass and making $250,000 a year. Unless he's a diva, he's not going to make that investment back. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kind of makes you wonder why they made the stupid contest in the first place. I guess they thought the fans would pick some hoss. WWE just doesn't understand its fanbase anymore.

The easy thing to do would be using Angle as the transitional champ, except that'd require Angle jobbing to HHH (which I don't want to see).

Instead of calling this show "Unforgiven" they should have called it "Unforgivable".

Except she's a singer. Other people in the music business who cannot sing make up for it in other ways, such as dancing (Janet Jackson), playing an instrument well (Prince), tarting it up (Britney), or writing (Jewel). Some people even do more than one of these things well. She does ZERO things well. Ashlee Simpson is simply worthless.

I must have misplaced my issue of Spider-Man where Peter was a tall, scrawny redheaded smart-ass kid instead of a short, nerdy brown-haired kid.

Since you asked a silly question, I'll ask a silly question. What's up with your sigs?

I really hope the Masters push is over. He's been billed as unstoppable for quite a few months and has nothing to show for it.

Randy Orton beat Shawn Michaels one-on-one at the 2003 Unforgiven PPV, and also pinned him at Survivor Series (also in 2003) during the Steve Austin "retirement" match.

Maybe they wanted us to think about Maria masturbating, thus completely distracting us from the show.

I wanna see the moonsault he used to do in WCW that I never saw <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big Show once did a moonsault and kicked God in the face. True story.

My nephew could be a good baseball player someday, but that doesn't mean the Yankees should sign him and let him play.

Certainly other parts of her body are.

Can someone please direct me to a website that chronicles any of Michelle Malkin's more "interesting" quotes?

I love it when they give secondary titles to former world champions. Okay, not really.

I once reprogrammed a video game so Flair could do a SSP. It was glorious.

**insert 2000 presidential election joke here**

If the rumors are true, and , I can't see it being a feud for the IC title.

You would be the only person watching. Not unlike every other episode.

Again...Bingo. edit: And there was a giant spider in "Birthright"? Was Jon Peters attached to this project?

I'd be interested in knowing if you can find a Wikipedia article that explains what I had for breakfast this morning.

Three pages already? Either there is a lot of interest in this PPV...or everyone is interested in talking about BS and this seems like the best place to do it.

That is actually true. Their children were adopted.

Brainiac just wants Luthor's wormhole knowledge.

Given that the marketing campaign for "Raw" on USA Network is centered around Cena as champ, I'm assuming he will still be champion going into Taboo Tuesday.