Rehnquist Dead at 80

[Rehnquist Dead at 80]

[More News On Puder's release]

So no, of course they wouldn't want to see him when he's in ring-shape and ready to go.

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He's green as grass and making $250,000 a year.

 

Unless he's a diva, he's not going to make that investment back.

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Kind of makes you wonder why they made the stupid contest in the first place. I guess they thought the fans would pick some hoss. WWE just doesn't understand its fanbase anymore.

[So what happens now..?]

The HHH-Cena feud is inevitable, and it'll probably start ASAP, unless they really want to hold off until WM.

 

The easy thing to do would be using Angle as the transitional champ, except that'd require Angle jobbing to HHH (which I don't want to see).

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

Instead of calling this show "Unforgiven" they should have called it "Unforgivable".

[New Ashlee Simpson album]

I don't consider "can't sing" much of a criticism.

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Except she's a singer.

 

Other people in the music business who cannot sing make up for it in other ways, such as dancing (Janet Jackson), playing an instrument well (Prince), tarting it up (Britney), or writing (Jewel). Some people even do more than one of these things well. She does ZERO things well.

 

Ashlee Simpson is simply worthless.

[Marvel = WWE]

Topher Grace so badly needed to play Spider-Man, it's not even funny.

 

He'd be much better for the role than Tobey Maguire.

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I must have misplaced my issue of Spider-Man where Peter was a tall, scrawny redheaded smart-ass kid instead of a short, nerdy brown-haired kid.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

Wow, there is a PPV tonight?

 

I don't even know any of the matches.

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Since you asked a silly question, I'll ask a silly question. What's up with your sigs?

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

I really hope the Masters push is over. He's been billed as unstoppable for quite a few months and has nothing to show for it.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

Batista and Orton never beat Shawn, did they?

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Randy Orton beat Shawn Michaels one-on-one at the 2003 Unforgiven PPV, and also pinned him at Survivor Series (also in 2003) during the Steve Austin "retirement" match.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

Why are they encouraging the fans to chant "Masturbate" at Masters?

 

I guess this is how they intend to make Masters the next main-eventer, huh?

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Maybe they wanted us to think about Maria masturbating, thus completely distracting us from the show.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

I want the video evidence of the big show nip-up

 

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I wanna see the moonsault he used to do in WCW that I never saw

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Big Show once did a moonsault and kicked God in the face. True story.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

JR says one day Ashley could be good which is fair enough

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My nephew could be a good baseball player someday, but that doesn't mean the Yankees should sign him and let him play.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

Every time I see Trish do the Matrix Move, I think her spine is made of plastic.

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Certainly other parts of her body are.

[Thread which doesn't warrant a comment.]

Is Malkin right? Should we be perhaps separating these folks out from the rest of society, in recognition of the inherent danger they are to our security, our stability, and our moral and social fabric?

Can someone please direct me to a website that chronicles any of Michelle Malkin's more "interesting" quotes?

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

I love it when they give secondary titles to former world champions.

 

Okay, not really.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

Haha!!  Flair came off the top rope and hit a move!!!  He's celebrating like he won the world title, as is the crowd!  He's trying it again.....Carlito drop kicks him!

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I once reprogrammed a video game so Flair could do a SSP. It was glorious.

[Hurricane Katrina]

Guy can't win

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**insert 2000 presidential election joke here**

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

If the rumors are true, and

Flair's next feud is with Trple H

, I can't see it being a feud for the IC title.

[Britbey Spears Gives Birth]

I'm just waiting to witness the birth on a shitty handcam with running commentry by the both of them on "Britney and Kevin: the life chaotic"

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You would be the only person watching. Not unlike every other episode.

[Cover for Infinite Crisis #1]

Again...Bingo.

 

edit: And there was a giant spider in "Birthright"? Was Jon Peters attached to this project?

[Rehnquist Dead at 80]

I'd be interested in knowing if you can find a Wikipedia article that explains what I had for breakfast this morning.

[The One And Only Unforgiven Thread]

Three pages already? Either there is a lot of interest in this PPV...or everyone is interested in talking about BS and this seems like the best place to do it.

[Rehnquist Dead at 80]

Bwuahahahahaha... That's hilarious. The mom keeps looking at him like "He's not my child, he's not my child..."

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That is actually true. Their children were adopted.

[JLU Season 3 starts September 17th]

Brainiac just wants Luthor's wormhole knowledge.

[2 matches "set" for Taboo Tuesday]

Given that the marketing campaign for "Raw" on USA Network is centered around Cena as champ, I'm assuming he will still be champion going into Taboo Tuesday.