Bruce Blank

No, no, no, no Andre was 7'4'' in wrestling terms Morgan is 6'10'' in wrestling terms note that "Wrestling terms" means that it's most likely not legit at all just like Shawn Michaels being over 200 pounds is more a matter of "fact" Vs "Fiction" than anything. They've always added to wrestlers height and weight

I'm sure I will - this'll be fun

nah "Pre-fuckers" can apply too

now THERE is a useless stat *thumbs up*

Who then dumps Landon out?

Only one way to settle a flame war - a "Flaming Flames Deathmatch" that's pretty good for a computer simulated match

Last show before the ClusterFuck PPV - good show, very good show all round for those that posted (Akira - que pasa?) and whomever wrote the Bruce commercial - solid gold, that was hilarious. Now that's how you build your matches as all three "Non-Fuck" matches are something I'm looking forward to seeing (in addition to the 20 man fuck)

Well this is early but still if there ever was a PPV to get cracking early this would be it and honestly?? 6772 words but for which match? ahhh that is the mystery isn't it *shifty eyes* I'll just leave people guessing

Hard to have a marathon perfomance when coming in at #18 Jay - I like the suggestion of the writers themselves making up the entry order next year. and I can see why people are not sure which match I'll write - I'm not sure either, depends on how things go down the next few days (can't wait too horribly long if I want to do a decent 'Fuck match)

The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson Tough one - but I'll call for a title switch here in a very good - strike that, in an AMAZING read -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon Some of the people in this are capable of winning this if they actually write - some will definitly no show though making this one very hard to predict. SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild Talk about a tough call here cause I'm impressed with both guys - forced to choose I think WC gets it in yet another amazing write up. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Well damn we went to the 5th match - who would have thought that? SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez while Ced is ... well not Awesome, no that's not the word... hmmm... Well Cross takes his first victory Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? I'll boldy predict that 4 guys actually turn in a full match Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) MVP as in Marathon or most eliminations? hmmmm Marathon would really have to be one of the first 10 guys to really make it a marathon effort and #1 has a leg up on everyone else I do believe Most Eliminations through: that's a hard one cause it could be anyone from Manson to... nope it's got to be Manson, can't possibly be anyone else.

I've read the '03, '04 and '05 Fucks - but is there any way to read the 01 & 02 versions?

With a co-write the prestige for the winner is just a notch lower isn't it? whomever wins this match will immediately establish himself as a top guy if it's an individual write up - it'd just not be as impressive as a co-write IMO Thus ends my 2 cents - man they don't go as far as they used to

Day-um that's a whole lot of now-shows - even from guys who were adamant that they WERE here I guess that drops their odds for CF to like 10000 - 1?

Just a control question from the n00b that I still am In reading over the previous CF matches I noticed that each of them had a little outline after each elimination - something along the lines of ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Zombie Mother ENTERED: 20 LEFT: 1st ELIMINATED: No one she's a zombie ELIMINATED BY: A shot to the head LEFT IN RING: My Non-Zombie Dad ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is that something the creative team adds or should we make allowances for that in our word count as well?

if they're allowed I want to see the conversation where they bitch slap each other over who wins the match they're writing there were only 3? Oy Vey I can see why they put a word limit on it then

Totally awesome - and thank you for granting my request to also be in the Fuck match

Man it's amazing how down hill the quality has gone since then - I stand in awe

Ah so it's not with a Jewish woman the field of suspects is narrowed

You all know the drill prognosticators and guessers of SWF El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull Also - Will there be more people declaring their "ClusterF*ck" aspirations? and will the words "There is an eel in my taco" be uttered on live TV?? Predict away muchachos and Muchachas

yep he is the world champ but they can technically book him - if they can work out a deal with the TNA offices. same with tag champs - it's for all of the NWA as well

If the finisher was "the Agony of Defeat" then JJJ has alredy copped to inventing the match

I think that's his "BT" logo a throwback to the Harlem Heat days - I like though. no more tighty whities

I think Taz in ECW had 2 things going for him that kept legal issues off him 1) ECW was relatively small time exposure compared to the WWE 2) They never tried to trademark anything related to Taz Vince went for "Tazz" which they can oppose to,

I'll shake my own 8-ball and predict as well - beware that these predictions may be pulled from whatever bodily orifice my hand is closet to at the time El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson ELM & a Rookie takes on ELMs last PPV challenger and his NEXT PPV challenger - interesting booking to say the least can the Coyote howl with the big boys?? *crickets chirp* Sorry bad joke. unlike the WWE the winner of the PPV doesn't have to lose right before it so we can't use that logic in the end Cortez and JJJ will put their heel/Face issues aside and just kick ass! INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins In Vegas they have a saying: "Don't bet against Jay Hawke in a title match" and they know what they're doing in Vegas so I'm going with Hawke to retain once again (Shock, horror) Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu it's 2 - 1, late in the 4th quarter, will it go into sudden death overtime at ClusterFuck?? Will I use another bad sports cliche? Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild this is a tough one, Muzz am teh Awesomez but then again so is Wildchild - he's really been impressing me after W & D broke up so I'll say Dub-Cee takes it in what will no doubt be a great read. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King Rumblings and rumors put this match in "questionable" territory for this show - I predict that it is postponed Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers The bigger question is - What will Matt come out as? that's where the money bet is BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke Manson, Fury & Stryke are established - Laberinto is an unknown and The Rage is returning... who to pick? who to pick? I'll go with the returning Fury (Loved ya in Young All-Stars ... that's a perfect nerd-fecta a bad joke, a bad sports cliche and an obsure comic book reference *high five* OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull Tough one - GM2 tries to either make us think he's someone specific or tries to throw us off - and Skull is Russian which means he's not always able to get a cab to the show on time due to the language barrier I'd say V2.0 takes it in what could be a very comedic match Will there be more people declaring their "ClusterF*ck" aspirations? Yes - someone will say that his aspirations is to not be the reciever in the 'Fuck will the words "There is an eel in my taco" be uttered on live TV?? Well I didn't write it in anything I sent in so I doubt it

LOL good luck proving that they were actually lying and what "good name and reputation"??