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    ROH Best in the World

    That's KENTA to you, fucker! Sounds like a pretty solid show, but not spectacular. The last 3 or 4 matches sound pretty good. Also, KENTA's joke has been used in ROH before. I forget who it was though. Great Kazushi, maybe?
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    Google the SWF!

    Akira Kaibatsu: SWF Wrestler . . . or SWF WRESTLER?!?! That was the only English result
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    Most emotional/dramatic you've gotten

    Chuck Woolery, I think?
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    Most emotional/dramatic you've gotten

    Mike was the guy that just completely fell off the face of the Earth, right?
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    Most emotional/dramatic you've gotten

    Not emotional really, but I was freaking out in chat last night when JJ told me my match sucked. Like, I couldn't type at all while Z was posting, and hadn't gotten to posting the ME. My hands were all shaky and such.
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    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    I think the Clysedales did a lot of celebrating with Buce on his title defense. I'm lost too, man Or does Bruce drink some other beer? SPECULATION FOREVER
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    Lockdown Predictions

    MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH LAST MAN STANDING Wes Davenport© vs Jay Hawke -If Wes' match is as brilliant as his promos were, Jay's going to have a tough time HARDCORE TITLE MATCH BARB WIRE CAGE Bruce Blank© vs Insane Luchador -Picking Bruce in Ultraviolent title matches is liike a reflex now, although IL is a hardcore legend as well. Bruce, because he's on a roll. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH TAG TEAM BOUT The Asian Underground© vs JJ Johnson & Manson -The team with the n in their name SINGLES MATCH Christian Fury vs Amy Stephens -Toxx, because, I dunno SINGLES MATCH David Cross vs Matt "The Cosplayer" Myers -Crossv2
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    Storm rent-a-comment

    JJ brings the commentary goodness. In the first two paragraphs alone I laughed out loud three times. Good job with that stuff. Also, both of Muzz's promo's were fantastic. Especially the 2nd one.
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    Storm predictions

    THE MAIN EVENT - SWF Cruiserweight Championship Match "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu © © vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins GUEST COMMENTATOR: Ghost Machine 2.0 -No prediction Ultraviolent Championship Match - House Rules Fever Pitch Match Bruce Blank © vs. Sean Davis -Blank will win this. I don't think Ridiculously odd matches bode well for anyone in this challenge thing till Battleground Zyon vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 -mmm . . . I'm going to say Ghost Machine 2.0, as he seems to be on quite the roll Tornado Tag Team Match Insane Luchadore and Amy Stephens vs. Kevin Coyote and The Crimson Skull -Sly actually wrote last week. This repeating is doubtful. Half of a match < whole match I Am Completely Lacking In Originality Triple Threat Stryke vs. Christian Fury vs. Jimmy the Doom -Err . . . tough call really. How about Fury, just because. Opening Bout JJ Johnson vs. David Cross -JJ, because he's good and such.
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    Make me mod of Hardcore Discussion

    Am I the only one who thinks having a mod for HD kind of defeats the purpose of the HD?
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    The OAO Official SWF 2006 Party Birthday Thread

    Happy Birthday and such. I'm sure you'll go out drinking with your buds
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    SWF Storm Card 3-24-06

    Holy word count batman, 6k~!
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    Not Thoth Report for 3/19

    If I had a loud amplified cow bell, you probably still couldn't hear it. I said some things. You just couldn't hear it.
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    Nation States Thread

    How does on declare war?
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    Not Thoth Report for 3/19

    Beware of me! Because I said, like, nothing. I think we need a Noth Thoth report every week.
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    Nation States Thread

    I fail at making this a 3rd World country. http://www.nationstates.net/uzerbrachworthenstan
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    Skype Name List

    Excessive Wheedling . . . WITH SPARKLE~! I love ruining things like that.
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    Very dumb question...but 100% serious

    XPW, spam e-mails, Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you?
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    Skype Name List

    Criplercrosface9, though I wont be on pretty much ever. Or at least for the next few weeks.
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    SWF Smarkdown Card 3-20-2006

    Who else will be doing trial runs to replace Pete?
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    Umm, if possible . . .

    So, my mom saw that I was missing 14 homeworks in math, but not that my actual average was an 81. I'm grounded untill interim reports come out (halfway through the marking period), but report cards for this quarter come out on the 22nd. My mom will probably be much happier after she sees those, and I might get ungrounded. Is there anyway I can go unbooked untill then? If not, just keep it singles matches, because that's fair to Mike, really.
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    From the Fire Comments

    Asia Underground is not the shizzle. Cross(Mike) is the shizzle, and thensome.
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    Umm, if possible . . .

    Mike, I plan on making this up to you. Anytime you're busy, or just don't feel like writing, let me know. I really fucking owe it to you. WC, I sort of have a one track mind. I'll fall behind in one course, and then end up saying "shit, I need to start focusing in Science," and then I'll put so much energy into doing Science, I'll forget about History, and it all rolls up into a ball. If my test grades weren't phenomeneal, I'd probably be grounded for a lot longer than that. the ADD pills are supposed to help with that. And they kinda are, but I still have to work to stay focused. Once again, Mike, I owe you so much. And I owe you "so much" about 12 times. At least I was able to plan out the whole match with you. Not that that's in anyway compensation for me totally screwing your Monday.
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    OVW Results Thread...

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    The Commentator Issue

    Genius. Take one of ROH's flaws, and borrow it.