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    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/02/22

    *marks the fuck out for Dead Kennedys* I was looking for a "Nazi Punks fuck off" shirt the other day, while sitting around in chat. Good stuff.
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    Duck cocks

    Duck Cocks are economically imperritive, as seen in the graph.
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    Storm comments

    "You missed the deadline for the RFC meeting! The investors will never buy it! you seriously fucked up!" "I figured we could just edit it in after the meeting?"
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    MTV is starting a wrestling promotion

    I actually thought they were just Black Label. Are they two different bands or something?
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    PROMO: In For a Penny

    Up the urethra, buddy. I groaned out loud
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    MTV is starting a wrestling promotion

    Pfft. Beethoven? Some classical guy with a funny wig.
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    PROMO: Happy Birthday Mr Maddix!

    I thought it was "An Octopus" or "An Octoupous" If you though I had problems with grammar BEFORE this thread . . .
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    Promo - Time to Set Things Straight

    No way man, if we get a Doomtopian announce team we need to start serving gravel stew at the meetings, and no one outside of Doomtopia can get the spices right.
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    PROMO: Happy Birthday Mr Maddix!

    *rage anger thingy on Toxx and Hawke*
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    The AIM sn thread

    AIM-Criplercrosface9 YIM-Book_sock_man
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    the NEW new chat thread

    Why don't we just start a new one?
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    Promo - Time to Set Things Straight

    Will CNN be doing any coverage if a Doomtopian/Marine Biology war breaks out?
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    PROMO: Happy Birthday Mr Maddix!

    U's are for Vestublians. And Toxx, in Jacksonville Florida, by comparison my grammar has always been top notch, haha. "We was gon clean upstairs, but Y'all don't got no dirt, I tell you what!"
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    OVW Results Thread...

    Punk winning the OVW title could be huge. Cena, Batista, and Eugene were all pushed to the moon after winning it, even if Eugene didn't pan out the way they hoped (wonder why . . .)
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    PROMO: Happy Birthday Mr Maddix!

    This is so awesome. It's like a reality show, only twice as entertaining.
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    Storm predictions

    The Main Event (non-title) El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. "The Icon" Max King © ELM, because, you know, he's ELM. Lethal Lottery Match (Pool D) Todd Cortez and Allan Hadrian (0/0) vs. Jay Hawke © and Arch Griffon (0/0) I'm going pick Todd and Rush Hadrian. And I only made that pick so I could point out that his name is Rush and not Allan. This should be a tough desicion for whoever's marking. Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool) The Crimson Skull and Jason von Dierch (0/1) vs. Christian Fury and Mistress Sarah (0/1) I predict Sly and Jason show. Except for that last part, about showing. Lethal Lottery Match (Pool B) "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Zyon © (1/0) vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 and Matt Myers (0/1) Depends on what character Myers comes out as, haha. Spizon FTW Bruce Blank © vs. Insane Luchadore Errr.......Blank, just because his name comes first alphabetically. I dunno, another tough one. Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool) The Asian Underground (Akira Kaibatsu and Michael Cross) (1/0) vs. Ced Ordonez and Laberinto (0/1) I predict at least one of the participants in the match will be Asian. Opening Bout Amy Stepens vs. Kevin Coyote Toxx, but I'm still waiting for Kevin to have a really big profile win, and who knows, maybe it comes here. SPECIAL BONUS MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs. An Octopus If An Octopus is as awesome as his stats, I predict a squash. Snow? Thunder? Hail? Anticyclone
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    SWF Storm Card 2-18-2006

    "NO ONE EVER BOOKS ME! NAH! WIR SIND DAS ARISCHE RENNEN! But I'm not ever going to show"
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    Smarkdown comments

    Damn straight.
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    Smarkdown comments

    Good thing I went to bed earlier than usual. I might have had some sort of rage anger thingy if I saw someone thought we no-showed. And when I say we, I mean Cross. Go him for writing while I was grounded.
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    OVW Results Thread...

    That'd be really awesome Down, really really awesome. I know I've asked before, and I might be getting annoying, but does anyone have Capp/Jeter 2 out of 3 falls?
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    Smarkdown Card Upcoming...

    You didn't see my Shiima bandwagon thread? 39 views, 0 posts.
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    Smarkdown Card Upcoming...

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    Smarkdown Card Upcoming...

    From personal expirience, I can vouch for that.
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    Let's Create Terrible Gimmicks for WWE!

    Charles M. Punkerage: Brittish Arictocrat JJ and I had quite the fun conversation on this topic. As I recall Homicide turned into "Petty theft" and Bryan Danielson was a mall santa.
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    Smarkdown Card Upcoming...

    The whole set-up is confusing me. Bracket's would be nice.