Hawk 34

This has been "Night of the Super Plex". Edge and Batista, collide off a spear/flying shoulder spot. Batista seems oddly motivated. Maybe he wants to be moved to Raw. Edge looks like the Joker and wears a thong.

Cage match. Which will probably go 12-15...followed by skit and video and short main event.

Edge is the lanky blonde that gained nothing from steroids and Batista is the guy where steroids did too much.

Maria hops in the pool and licks Candice. Kevin Dunn was right. Screw class, all raunchy baby.

Maria and Candice kiss. DAMN.

I adored her since Wish Upon A Star and My Father, The Hero.

Hey, what you know? Shane O' Mac does his high spot elbow. Yet, people fear Stephanie running the show. And he missses the Van Terminator for good measure. Lashley wins via soft Edge-like spear on Vince.

People like bad ones as well. You see how much Wild Hogs made? Lord.

Or, more likely, they changed their minds. It still technically means the report was wrong. Someone could report "tonight on American Idol it is expected to be "ZZ Top" Night" but then the show starts and it's "Bon Jovi" Night...well, they changed their minds, report is still wrong. Not that I'm trying to stir up shit or anything. Meltzer is never wrong. Okay. Got it?

Lashley grew some Sabu-itis on that spot.

Must have realized no amount of shortcuts could save the match and moved it up.

WGTT and Hardyz brawl in trainers room.

Not counting backstage cameos, when was the last time Venis was anywhere near the ring on PPV? Oh, Henry wins.

WM 23 with Melina & Ashley. Otherwise, I want to say IYH 2 between Diesel & Sid. No. Pretty sure there's been others since then. This should have been a dark match but we dont always get what we want. Val really wants Kane to win.

Kane-Henry is next. I don't like the term piss-break but this is it. Lumberjacks are Benoit Venis Balls Santino Marella Stevie Richards The Miz Thorn Masters Nitro Chavo KENNY Carlito Quite a collection of mid-carders and JTTS.

Lucky improv by Benjamin to save that spot. Benjamin went to do the springboard clothesline onto the ladder but completely whiffed the top rope but did a flip into the bottom of the ladder to salvage it. Hardyz knock WGTT off the ladders and Benjamin, I believe landed face first onto a ladder outside the ring. Hardyz Win. Very awkward match. Haas should never be in another ladder match. Aside from a couple spots thanks to Benjamin's efforts, it really didn't come off very well.

Haas nearly killed Jeff with that clumsy German off the ropes. Haas, you can tell doesn't do many ladder matches because setting the spots up have been quite awkward. After about 5 minutes of set up, Benjamin does the leap off the ladder over ropes onto Matt (laying face down on ladder).

I think you meant Benjamin being called that. Benjamin WAS a golden gopher. He went to Minnesota.

Haas looks really out of place in this match.

Yes, they did the shove and "GET THE TABLES!" spot. Punk played Bubba.

Orton thinks the draft is tomorrow night. Ladder Match is up.

Punk and Dreamer mock the Dudleyz and it goes over the crowds head. Punk and Originals win with Punk super-plex on Striker onto Burke through the table. Match come off as a TV main event. Entire match seems to be building for Punk-Corvon blow-off.

John Cena is doing a celeb auto race with Elway and Shatner. That'll pop a rating. Tables are now. Sandman completely avoided touching anybody in the crowd.

TO SWERVE YOU! And because Orton's a bad guy.

That was a horrible open and the post-match angle to write RVD out isn't doing much help.