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It might be a very long time before we ever see a storyline as brilliant as Jimmy Loves Lacey.

Sandman in court does sound like a really bad/good comedy skit.

It’s an irrelevant misleading non-story. You are tremendously bent out of shape over something as persnickety as this to suggest someone should go to hell.

It happened on Raw, I believe the night after Survivor Series 1995 against Owen Hart.

That'll be dropped pretty quick.

I like that FX isn't sticking everything at the same slot like they used to as if Tuesdays at 10 was the only worthwhile time on the network. It seems they are adding more and more shows and I approve. Any show with Jimmy Cooper makes me a happy man.

Good news for Tommy Maddox.

Well, that's just really dumb. What does that last match offer? The card is fairly solid except for the final addition. There's at least three better options given the angles going on right now then that one. Carlito-Flair, Benoit-MVP (obviously), and the SD tag titles. Any of those could have easily been given a stipulation to fit the theme.

Look at how much has changed in selling from Shawn alone between 1995 and the recent sell job. While these angles weren't commonplace in 1995, Shawn's sell looked so realistic that people were buying it. Shawn's recent sell was typical Michaels overselling and people see right through it and aren't willing to take Orton seriously.

Hardly. I remember hating them.

Lashley is the most cordial angry man I've seen in quite some time.

At the very least, Sandman should chase them out with the cane to at show team unity.

I expect House to go through a new batch of understudies that continue to fail or he has no ability to work with because he's so used to those guys. They made a point to show Cuddy and House growing less and less snippy at each other and more understanding of where they are at in their quasi relationship. I look forward to that development as well.

I'd like to think that not even RVD is stupid enough to believe he's better off in TNA. He can accomplish the light schedule with his own deals and won't need to put up with the dumbest people in the business today.

This match has officially been added, and is a Tables match. Well, I called that although it was really the only route they could go with a six-man that doesn't have as much juice as it once did. I would assume that just leaves either MVP/Benoit as the lone straight wrestling match or they'll tack on the submission stipulation. If they add another match, I wouldn't be shocked to see Torrie-Carlito added instead of giving Flair/Carlito a blowoff or giving the SD tag titles a spot this month.

We can thank Kevin Dunn for the pudding match. All the hard work Mickie, Trish and others did to put the focus on wrestling in the woman's division down the drain because Ashley was a terrible worker. Might as well slap a gimmick to the other matches to go along with the theme. Not sure what you could do for MVP/Benoit since logically, the next step would be Iron-man rules and I doubt even a 30 minute version would cut it. Most likely, I'd expect a submission rules match. Not sure about the ECW six-man. In fact, why even a six-man? Originals-Breed was dropped weeks ago anyways I guess the idea is that Punk needed to even the numbers and called for support from the Originals. Seems like it's building to a Corvon-Punk rematch given the rib injury. What would the gimmick be for that anyways? Tables? Cane on Pole?

Either that or they'll edit the Cena vs Khali encounter into the ME spot... That spot would late in the night. Best to do the big angle right out of the gate.

I'm just giving my opinion........I personally am annoyed and tired of John Cena.........I think I'd like him alot more if he wasn't booked the way he is. A few years ago I was totally sick of Steve Austin when he was doing that What shit........sure it was over with most people but my personal opinion was I didn't enjoy it. I have a right to an opinion of who I like and don't like right? It's not about if you like him or not, it's the detractors who persist that Cena is only over with young kids and girls despite that not being the case.

It's called presence.

Is that really the only defense Cena haters have? That he's over with young kids (Which is essentially how WWE made money 20 years ago) and women? Despite every trend indicating they haven't lost their core fanbase which is generally 18-49 males. Don't judge the status of Cena's draw appeal by Canada.

I mean, it's Canada. They just recently stopped the Bret chants.

I hate when they go to Canada. It makes the Cena haters feel they have a valid point.

That dude just got busted cheating on his girl. Three dosages of Maria? I approve.

Cabbage is having a orgasm right now.

Ten years in the business and Torrie's move-set remains the hair pull and the face buster. Carlito just did what pretty much every guy has wanted to do to an ex.